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The Announcer is the commentator of the races in Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing. He is never shown, but does have a speaking role. His quotes coincide with his mood (either he's excited, bored, or he makes a lot of puns).
"Where did you guys learn to drive, a farm?"
"Any slower fellas and you'll be going backwards!"
"One lap in the bank, let's deposit the next!"
"Alert! We've got an all star on track!" Said whenever someone gains the all star item.
"Wow, isn't this a quiet one. Wake me up when you guys start driving for real, huh?"
"One more lap to go! Who's going to crack out there?"
"Into lap 2 already! Time flies!"
"Wow, gotta say there's a BIG difference between first and last right about now!"
"Into the final lap! Yes that's just one lap to go!"
"Hey! Now we got a race on our hands! I remember this feeling! Excitement!"
"I'll tell ya! Just when I think I've seen it all, you get a race like that! The stuff of legends!"
"Hey! This reminds me when I retired and took up commentary!"
"Boy, I'm glad that race was over! I'm sweating in places that don't even sweat!"
"One more lap to go! Let's see who's feeling golden!"
"Ouch! That looked nasty!"
"Now this is gonna get messy, unless they turn around!"
"Some odd moves there..."
"Ooooooh, this should be interesting!"
"Oops, someone's going the wrong way!"
"Whoops, wonder what their plan is?"
"Into the final lap, and things are set to overheat!"
"We're into the final lap! Make or break time!"
"Food? Water? Clothing? Who needs 'em when you've got a race like that!"
"Watch it, you're going back to the start line!"
"We have gone All-Star, racers! Repeat, we have gone All-Star!"
"Wouldn't wanna be in the middle o' that!"
"Hope you enjoyed the race folks, I sure did! Tune in again now!"
"Ouch! Talk about going down in the world!"
"That's the second lap, keep it going!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are watching history in the making!"
"Oh, you can feel that one from here!"
"That's it for now, but be sure to keep your windsheilds peeled for some more CRAZY racing action soon!"
"Everything to play for as we enter lap two!"
"Woo! What a show of speed and skill! Can't wait to do it all over again! Until then, take care!"
"On to lap two, where things should really heat up!"
"Looks like that's end of another beautiful friendship! I mean race...bye now!"
"Thought that race was good? I bet you ain't seen nothing yet! Tune in next time, folks!"
"Can someone die in excitement? We're about to find out folks! I don't think I can take much more of this!"
"One lap down! Let's see what the second brings!"
These are unique quotes stated by the announcer for certain characters.
- "AiAi takes first! He'll be going bananas about that!"
- "AiAi drops a spot"
- "Look after that banana, AiAi!"
- "AiAi's in the lead!"
- "AiAi's attack hits home!"
- "AiAi in a whole heap of trouble!"
- "AiAi's going All-Star, hold on to your hats!"
- "AiAi has bananas! That means double banana trouble, so look out!"
- "Amigo is leading the pack like a conga!"
- "Amigo must be partying now, he's in first!"
- "Amigo is shakin' the pack by taking first!"
- "Amigo breaks fresh air!"
- "Ouch! Quite the shock from Amigo!"
- "Hey, Amigo, quit monkeying around and change direction!"
- "That'll shake up anyone's maracas!"
- "Amigo going the wrong way! Maybe he knows something we don't!"
- "Amigo, paying for some late nights out there!"
- "Amy, suffering with that!"
- "Amy takes the impact!"
- "Uh-oh! Amy's gone All-Star, so watch out for some righteous anger out there, folks!"
- "Amy will be out of this race if she doesn't turn around now!"
- "Amy's picked up an All-Star! You're all doomed, surrender now!"
- "Ouch! That's one way to get thinner!" (with All-Star)
- "Amy's been hit!"
- "Amy's shot bang on target!"
- "That's Amy out in front, folks!"
- "Amy's got the Piko hammer, that's bad news for the rest of the field out there!"
- "Don't mess with Amy -- That's the message as she takes first place!"
- "Amy's got it in her head to drive the wrong way!"
- "Amy losing her cool! That's a weird sight, folks!"
- "The winner is Amy! Cool as a cucumber, she deserves that!"
- "What a hit from Beat!"
- "Beat, behind you!"
- "Beat powers into first!"
- "Who's this driving the wrong way? Huh?! It's Beat!"
- "Beat on the wrong end of that!"
- "Our old friend, Beat in trouble!"
- "Beat, confounding everyone by heading in the wrong direction!"
- "Beat's picked up an All-Star!"
- "Beat says it's time to get All-Star!"
- "What's Beat up to?"
- "It's Froggy time for Big the Cat!"
- "Big may be big, but that HAD to hurt!"
- "A big cat gets the cream..I mean, Big won that one!"
- "Big has lost his position! That's not good!"
- "And there's no stopping the froginator!"
- "Big's got Froggy! That means goodbye, gentle giant, and hello trouble!"
- "Billy Hatcher's in the lead!"
- "Billy, what are you doing, boy?" After going the wrong way.
- "Ooh, that looks nasty for Billy!"
- "Billy Hatcher moves into first!"
- "You still okay there Billy?"
- "Do not adjust your sets -- Billy Hatcher is going the wrong way!"
- "Leading the pack is the Bonanza Bros.!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. laughing up the pain!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. losing out there!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. bundled like they've zoned out there!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. take quite the hit"
- "Oh! The Bonanza Bros. took that well!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. not looking faced there!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. take first!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. do the business first place!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. coming through!"
- "The Bonzana Bros. on the move!"
- "The bros are bringing it now!"
- "Boom! The bros are here!"
- "Ouch, pass! Due to the Bonzana Bros. haven't answered!"
- "Fantastic performance from the ChuChus! Taking first place!"
- "The ChuChus are almost looking as worried as the others with that move!"
- "The ChuChus didn't like that!"
- "Even i feel that one, the ChuChus will shake it off!"
- "Hey, who ordered a KapuKapu? Oh, that's right!"
- "The Doctor, taking some of his own medicine!"
- "Egg Alert! Egg Alert! Eggman's got his All-Star! Women and children to the lifeboats! Me first!"
- "Eggman doesn't seem to care about the race. He just wants to start over!"
- "Eggman gets a mouth full of exhaust!"
- "Eggman decides it's rocket time!"
- "Doctor Eggman dominating the track with those rockets!"
- "Knuckles, gets out there in front!" - When Knuckles is in first place.
- "Knuckles loses his spot!"
- "A hard hit from Knuckles!"
- "Knuckles is now coming for everyone...head-on!"
- "Knuckles gets overtaken!"
- "Knuckles looks in trouble!"
- "That's terrific stuff from Knuckles, as he makes first place his own!" - When you win any race as Knuckles.
- "That's no ordinary shockwave! That's an ECHIDNA shockwave!"
- "Shadow unleashes his Chaos Spear!"
- "And Shadow speeds into first place!"
- "And the Chaos Spear returns to it's rightful owner!"
- "Shadow takes some damage and doesn't flinch!"
- "Shadow slots that mean machine into first place!"
- "Shadow! Behind you!" - When a rocket or a confusion star was about to hit you when you play as Shadow.
- "Great attack there from Shadow!"
- "Shadow will be last for sure if he doesn't turn around soon!"
- "It's the Spear you should fear, folks -- Shadow's Chaos Spear!"
- "Listen up, everyone! Sonic's gone All-Star! And he means it!"
- "Sonic goes All-Star!"
- "Sonic's got Chaos Emerald! Watch out for the master!"
- "Sonic, really shifting here! Faster than the speed of sound!"
- "Ouch! Sonic, you ok there buddy?" After Sonic is hit by an attack.
- "That'll raise some spines on Sonic!"
- "Sonic takes some damage there!"
- "Sonic's gotta hate being overtaken!"
- "Is Sonic playing chicken here?"
- "I'm amazed at what I'm seeing from Sonic!"
- "Sonic does not like that!"
- "The winner is Sonic, and the crowd go crazy!"
- "Sonic wins! And what a guy he is!"
- "Look at Tails, moving the race!"
- "Oh, that looks bad for Tails..."
- "It's usually hard to win going the wrong way, but Tails is unusual all around."
- "Watch out now, Tails has the All-Star, so keep your heads down!"
- "Look as Tails's Tornado whips up the other racers"
- "Watch out Tails!"
- "Well that looks like that's the end of the race and a beautiful friendship" Sometimes said if Tails wins 1st place and Sonic places 2nd.
- "Is that an All-Star I here, Tails is racing through the track clearing everything in his path!"
- "Tails might have a hard time bouncing back from that one"
- "Wow look at Tails go!"
- "Tails is so far ahead he doesn't even have to worry anymore"
- "Tails is losing it! What is he, flying blind?"
- "That's quite the tornado from Tails! Move it people!"
- "Hold on to your hats! Tails has gone Tornado!"
- "Ouch! Ulala can just watch as she gets left behind!"
- "That went crunching into Ulala!"
- "That's right honey, drive in any direction you want!"
- "That's a hit on Ulala! But she's used to those!" After Ulala is hit by an attack.
- "And in eighth we have the hot, but not so ready to trot Ulala!"
- "Ulala TOTALLY spacing out, now!"
- "Ouch! Let's hope Ulala's tougher than she looks!"
- "Savage stuff from Ulala, who looks good in First! Looks good most anywhere!
- "She might be lovely, but right now, Ulala's not looking so great in eighth!"