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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Baby-Sitter Jitters".

[The episode begins with a view of the top of the Beaverville Dam. The camera moves down to the bottom of it, revealing Grounder, who has turned his right drill into a jackhammer, to be drilling a hole in it. He grunts as he turns his jackhammer into a hand holding a detonator.]

Grounder: There. Now I'll just place the detonator in the hole!

[Grounder puts the detonator in the hole. Scratch reaches offscreen with his right hand and pulls out an egg.]

Scratch: Robotnik's new superpowered plasma putty explosive will blow this dam sky high! Bwahahaha!

[Scratch pulls the egg open with his left hand. The camera zooms out on him and Grounder.]

Grounder: Yeah, then the water will gush out...

[The camera cuts to a view of Beaverville and moves to the top of the screen.]

Grounder: And flood that peaceful valley!

[Scratch is revealed to be holding plasma putty in his right hand, which he points his left index finger at.]

Scratch: Help me get this stuff into the hole!

[Grounder stares in shock as the plasma putty expands.]

Grounder: Careful, Scratch!

[Scratch and Grounder place the plasma putty into the hole with both their hands, but it begins to ooze out.]

Scratch: It's oozing out! Get it back!

[Grounder holds out both his hands and catches the plasma putty in it, and Scratch holds out his right hand. They both try to push the plasma putty into the hole, but it quickly expands and covers them.]

Grounder: Come back here, you...

[Scratch and Grounder grumble.]

Scratch: Watch it!

[Above the Beaverville Dam, Robotnik is standing from a ledge and looking through a pair of binoculars he is holding in both his hands. The camera zooms in on him.]

Dr. Robotnik: When are those short-circuit brains going to signal they're ready?

[A view through Robotnik's binoculars is seen, and Scratch and Grounder are seen covered in plasma putty.]

Robotnik: Ah, there's the signal!

[Robotnik reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a remote control.]

Robotnik: Goodbye Dam, hello Lake Robotnik Golf and Fishing estates!

[Robotnik pushes the lever forward with his right index finger. The dam explodes and water gushes. Scratch and Grounder's pieces fly through the air and land behind Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Nice work! You fixed the explosives perfectly!

[Sparks surge through Scratch and Grounder's heads.]

Grounder: Any... moron... could have... done it!

[As the floodwater begins to approach Beaverville, a citizen of Beaverville stares in shock and screams. He and another citizen of Beaverville run away as Cleaver Beaver runs in. He points his left index finger at the floodwater.]

Cleaver Beaver: Dam's Burst! Run for the hills!

[Cleaver runs into his hangar and jumps into his plane. He flies it into the air and presses a button on the lever with his left thumb.]

Cleaver: I sure hope this works!

[The plane emits skywriting smoke. The smoke spells out SONIC COME QUICK. Meanwhile, Sonic is at a shoe store, having his shoes shined by Leo the Leopard, who is shining them with his tail. Sonic jumps off the stool and looks over his freshly-shined shoes. He then tosses a coin at Leo with his left hand and holds up his left thumb.]

Sonic: Thanks, Leo!

[Leo catches the coin in his right hand. Tails flies down to Sonic and lands near him.]

Tails: Sonic, look!

[Tails points his right index finger up at the sky. Sonic looks up at the smoke that says, SONIC COME QUICK.]

Sonic: Sonic come quick,

[The camera moves down to some smoke that says, BEAVER DAM'S BURST.]

Sonic: Beaver Dam's Burst! Sounds like they need some help in a hurry! Let's juice! Up, over, and gone!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. Sonic runs out of the village he is in, and into Beaverville. As the floodwater continues to approach Beaverville, Sonic plugs up the dam with stones. He then runs up to the top of the dam and is holding a small stone in his right hand. He uses it to plug up the small hole, and dusts off his hands. He then spins after the floodwater as the citizens of Beaverville all run away.]

Sonic: One blue tornado coming up!

[Sonic spins like a tornado, which tosses the floodwater back behind the dam. A view through Robotnik's binoculars is shown as Sonic stumbles back.]

Sonic: Whoa! I feel like I've just been through the rinse cycle!

[Stars spin around Sonic's head as Tails and Cleaver run up to him.]

Cleaver: Hooray, Sonic! You saved the town!

[Scratch and Grounder, who have now put themselves back together, stare in shock and back away from Robotnik, whom the camera zooms in on.]

Robotnik: Curse that hedgehog for ruining my real estate development! I'll get him for this!

[Scratch and Grounder sigh in exasperation as the former is bandaging himself with his left hand, and the latter is gluing his nose back on with a glue stick he is holding in his right hand. Robotnik growls as he runs into Scratch and Grounder, and they scream as they fall to pieces again. They stare angrily at each other, and the citizens of Beaverville carry Sonic and Tails to Cleaver's housde. One of them is holding a white flag with Sonic's face on it in his right hand. Cleaver sets Tails down in front of his house, and a Beaverville Citizen sets sonic down next to him.]

Cleaver: What can we ever do to repay you, Sonic?

[Sonic holds up two fingers on his left hand.]

Sonic: Couple of chili dogs would be hot!
Cleaver: We'll do better than that! We'll throw you a chili dog barbecue!

[Tails jumps into the air and clicks his heels excitedly.]

Tails: Way cool!
Cleaver: I'll get everything ready for the party!

[Cleaver runs away, then comes back.]

Cleaver: I just remembered; the wife's out of town and I can't leave the kids unattended!
Tails: Say, we could babysit your little beavers! Sonic loves hanging out with the babes!

[Sonic stares in shock upon hearing this.]

Sonic: But...
Cleaver: That would be wonderful! I'll be back in an hour and we'll party!

[Cleaver runs away. Tails turns to face sonic, who taps his right foot impatiently.]

Tails: What's the matter? You always say how much you like babes!
Sonic: That's "babes" as in "girls", not "babes" as in droolin', cryin', hair-pullin' kids!

[Sonic grabs his top quill with his right hand, and the one below it with his left. He then lets go of them.]

Sonic: I don't know the first thing about babies!
Tails: What's there to know? I mean you used to be one, didn't you?

[Tails points his right index finger at Sonic. He then pushes the door to Cleaver's house and walks inside. Sonic, realizing it's no use trying to argue with Tails, shrugs his shoulders and looks at the camera. He then walks into Cleaver's house. Inside, Cleaver's three infant children, Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, are asleep in their cribs. Sonic and Tails walk into their bedroom, and watch over them as they sleep.]

Sonic: Aww, look at them!
Tails: See? I told you this would be easy!
Sonic: Come on, let's let em' sleep!

[Sonic tries to tiptoe out of Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's bedroom, but accidentally steps on a teddy bear with his right foot, which squeaks. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all awaken and cry. Sonic turns to face them and holds out both his hands like stop signs.]

Sonic: It's okay! Just a doll squeak! Go back to sleep for your Uncle Sonic!
Tails: Maybe they're hungry!
Sonic: Right! I'll go to the kitchen and whip somethin' up!

[Sonic runs away. He then comes back, carrying a tray of spaghetti, sandwiches, pie, and a glass of orange juice.]

Sonic: Sorry it took so long!

[Sonic hands the tray to Bucky. He, Becky, and Chucky all laugh excitedly as the latter two crawl up to the tray. Sonic turns to face Tails.]

Sonic: See? they love it!

[Sonic turns to face Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, and stares in shock and screams as they toss the tray of food at him and Tails. Tails stares angrily.]

Tails: They love it, all right!

[The camera zooms in on Becky, Bucky, and Chucky as they all toss food across their bedroom. Tails turns to face sonic.]

Tails: Sonic, i think they still eat food in their bottles!
Sonic: No prob!

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, carrying Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's bottles in his left arm. He picks the spaghetti off of Chucky with his right hand and places it in the bottles. He then puts the rubber nipples on the bottles with his right hand.]

Sonic: There! Drink up, babes!

[Sonic hands Becky, Bucky,a nd Chucky their bottles. They drink from them, belch, and then cry again.]

Sonic: What is it now?
Becky: Potty time!
Sonic: Party time?

[Sonic shrugs his shoulders in confusion.]

Tails: I think she means they need a diaper change!

[The camera moves over to Sonic.]

Sonic: Terrific!

[The screen transitions to a view of Scratch and Grounder, who have put themselves back together again as they walk across Beaverville.]

Scratch: D'oh, I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is making us walk home!
Grounder: Yeah, my treads are killing me!

[Scratch and Grounder stop outside Cleaver's house.]

Sonic: Crib break!
Scratch: Did you hear that?

[Grounder turns to face Scratch with a delighted expression on his face. Tails is now holding Chucky in his arms as Sonic is holding Bucky in his left arm. Becky tries to crawl away, but Sonic catches her in his right arm. She and Bucky cry together.]

Sonic: That's it! If you can't stay put, you'll go to jail!

[Sonic sets Becky and Bucky down, and tails sets Chucky down near them. They both run away as Becky, Bucky, and Chucky continue crying. Sonic then places Chucky's crib over them, and they stop crying.]

Sonic: There! That ought to hold you!

[Becky and Bucky sniffle, and Chucky cries.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails! Let's...

[Before Sonic can finish, the sound of chomping can be heard. Sonic and Tails stare in shock, and Sonic screams as the camera moves down to Chucky's crib, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky have chewed a hole through. They all crawl out and laugh, and Bucky jumps onto Sonic's head.]

Bucky: Uncle Sonic funny!

[Bucky chuckles.]

Sonic: I'm not your Uncle Sonic!

[The camera moves over to the window Scratch and Grounder look through.]

Scratch: I knew I recognized that voice, it's Sonic!
Grounder: And he's babysittin' those beavers!

[Grounder is revealed to be standing atop a fence pole, and he turns to face Scratch.]

Scratch: This could be a unique opportunity to catch Sonic off guard, and I know just how to do it! Bwahaha!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all laugh as they crawl into the kitchen. Bucky crawls atop Chucky, and Becky crawls atop Bucky. Becky then chews a hole in the cabinet. She opens the door with her left hand, and various cups and dishes fall out of it. Sonic runs up to the falling dishes and cups.]

Sonic: Whoa!

[Sonic catches the dishes in both his hands, and a cup in his right foot.]

Sonic: Get away from those dishes!

[Bucky and Chucky giggle as they crawl away from Sonic. Becky crawls across the counter just in time as the cabinet falls and lands atop Sonic, who grunts as it hits him and shatters the dishes. Tails walks up to Sonic, who has stars spinning around his head and groans in pain. He then pulls out a single, unshattered dish he is holding in his left hand.]

Sonic: At least I saved one!

[Chucky is chewing on a wood chip, which he spits out, and it shatters the dish. Sonic screams as he stares in shock, and Chucky laughs as he points his left index finger at Sonic. Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic is outside, holding three leashes in his left hand. He stares angrily at Tails, who is walking alongside him.]

Tails: Sonic, I don't think Mr. Beaver would approve of this!

[The camera zooms out, revealing Becky, Bucky, and Chucky to be wearing the leashes Sonic is pulling. They crawl behind a tree.]

Sonic: You got any better ideas?

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all chew on the tree, knocking it down.]

Tails: Uh-uh.

[Sonic and Tails walk away, with Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all crawling behind them. Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the bush.]

Scratch: The way to get at Sonic is through those bratty kids!
Grounder: Yeah! If we can nab them, we can force Sonic to turn himself in!
Scratch: Come on!

[Scratch signals Grounder with his left hand, and Scratch walks away, with Grounder following behind him. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails continue walking across Beaverville, with Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all crawling behind them. Scratch, who is now disguised as a lady, is standing atop a manhole cover.]

Scratch: He-he-he-help! Save me!

[The camera moves over to Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom points his right index finger at Scratch.]

Tails: Sonic, look!
Scratch: That big, awful steamroller is gonna flatten poor, helpless me!

[A steamroller resembling the one from the Sonic Says of "Sonic's Song" approaches Scratch. Sonic points his right thumb at himself.]

Sonic: Saving babes is what I do best!

[Sonic ties Becky, Bucky, and Chucky's leashes to a nearby pole with both his hands, then runs after Scratch.]

Scratch: He-he-he-help!

[Sonic grabs Scratch's left leg with both his hands, and grunts as he pulls. Tails watches, and the camera moves over to Becky, Bucky, and Chucky as Grounder rolls up to them, carrying lollipops in both his hands. He hands them to Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, then unties their leashes with both his hands. He pulls them away, then rolls back, carrying diaper-wearing stuffed beavers in both his arms. He sets them down near the pole and ties their leashes to the pole with both his hands, then rolls away. Sonic grunts as he pulls Scratch's left leg out of his left high-heel. The camera moves up to Scratch.]

Sonic: My, what big feet you have!

[Scratch stares nervously, then Sonic jumps and removes Scratch's wig with his right hand.]

Sonic: But you know what's worse than big feet?
Scratch: Hoo-hoo, what?

[Sonic runs away, and Scratch stares in shock at the steamroller.]

Scratch: Ow-how-how-how!

[The steamroller flattens Scratch. Sonic runs up to the flattened Scratch.]

Sonic: Flat feet!

[Sonic runs away.]

Scratch: I'll take flat feet over a flat body any day!

[Scratch groans as he pulls his head up. Sonic then runs back to the pole and unties the stuffed beavers' leashes with both his hands.]

Sonic: We've gotta get back to Mr. Beaver's house! Come on, kids, let's boogie!

[Sonic tries to walk away, but the stuffed beavers won't budge.]

Sonic: Becky? Bucky? Chucky?

[Sonic walks up to the stuffed beavers. The one in the middle's head falls off. Sonic then puts his left hand on the one to its right.]

Sonic: Uh-oh!

[Sonic looks up and see's Robotnik's blimpnik from "Sonic Gets Thrashed". Scratch and Grounder are standing in the doorway.]

Grounder: That's right, Sonic, and we're leavin' with the beavers! Ha ha ha ha!

[Grounder rolls away, and Scratch closes the door with his left hand. The Blimpnik flies away, and Tails points his left index finger at it.]

Tails: They're getting away with the babies!
Sonic: And it's all our fault they got kidnapped!

[The Blimpnik flies away, and the camera moves over to the left side of the screen, where Sonic and Tails are.]

Sonic: We've got to get the Beaver Babies back from Scratch and Grounder!

[Tails turns to face Sonic.]

Tails: But how?

[Sonic turns to face Tails.]

Sonic: Chances are, they're headed back to Robotnik's fortress! Let's juice!

[Sonic runs after the Blimpnik, and Tails flies behind him. As the Blimpnik flies towards Robotnik's fortress, Scratch and Grounder are at the control panel, whilst Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are sitting on a seat in the opposite end.]

Scratch: This is your favorite robot, scratch calling his ownership, Dr. Robotnik! Come in!

[Scratch is holding the microphone in his left hand, and a screen pulls up to him. Static appears on the screen, until Robotnik is revealed to be in the shower, washing himself with his Ducky brush he is holding in his right hand.]

Robotnik (singing to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"): Someone's in the shower with Ducky, someone's in the shower, I know-ho-ho! Someone's in the shower with Ducky!

[Scratch squawks in embarrassment.]

Scratch: Oh! Oh, excuse me!

[Robotnik turns his attention to Scratch, and covers himself with the shower curtains he grabs with both his hands. he then shakes his right fist, which has his Ducky brush in it, at Scratch.]

Robotnik: What do you want?!
Scratch: Er, uh...

[Scratch chuckles nervously, then grabs Grounder with his right hand and pulls him up to the screen.]

Scratch: Uh, your favorite robot, Grounder, wants to talk to you!
Robotnik: This had better be important!
Grounder: Um, well, uh, it's just... um...

[Grounder points his right thumb at Becky, Bucky, and Chucky. Bucky is playing with a barf bag, Chucky climbs onto the chair that Becky is sitting on, and Becky plays with an oxygen mask.]

Grounder: We captured the three beavers that Sonic was babysitting!
Robotnik: What?

[Scratch and Grounder tremble in fear.]

Robotnik: That's wonderful! You always were my favorite robot!

[Scratch points his left thumb at himself, and pushes Grounder's head down with his right hand.

Scratch: Hey, it was my idea!
Robotnik: Shut up, and bring those brats to my fortress as soon as possible! I just love kids, especially when I can use them as bait to catch Sonic!

[The screen shuts off.]

Grounder: Ha ha! Blimp Factor 9! Ha ha! Dr. Robotnik is gonna give me a raise when he sees these little...

[Grounder turns to face Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, and stares in shock at them.]

Grounder: Beavers!

[Grounder rolls up to the seat, only to find Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are no longer there. He picks up the barf bag with both his hands and looks inside it, only to find it is empty. He looks around, and stares in shock.]

Grounder: Oh, no! Not that!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are revealed to be sitting atop a bomb. They laugh as Chucky hits it with a hammer he is holding in his right hand. The camera zooms in on him. Scratch and Grounder jump and stare in shock.]

Scratch and Grounder: Get away from that bomb!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they run up to the bomb, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky jump off of. Scratch and Grounder jump onto the bomb.]

Grounder: Phew! That was close!

[Bucky points his right index finger at the lever in front of him.]

Bucky: What's this?

[Scratch turns to face Bucky.]

Scratch: No-ho! Whatever you do, kid, don't touch the big red button!

[Bucky pulls the lever with his right hand, which opens the trap door.]

Bucky: This one?

[Bucky presses the button with his left index finger, which releases the bomb.]

Scratch and Grounder: Yeah, that one!

[The bomb falls through the trap door, which Becky, Bucky, and Chucky walk up to and look down.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Bye-bye! Happy landings!

[The bomb Scratch and Grounder are sitting atop continues to fall.]

Scratch: Grounder, you know what I like about kids?
Grounder: What's that, Scratch?

[The bomb hits the ground below and explodes, creating a crater. Scratch and Grounder groan as they poke their heads out of it.]

Scratch (wearily): Nothing!

[Scratch and Grounder fall back into the crater, and the screen fades to black. In the next scene, Grounder flies through the air via a propeller that emerged from his head as Scratch holds onto him by his treads with both his hands. They chase after the Blimpnik and fly back in through the trap door. When they land near it, Grounder's propeller lowers back into his head.]

Grounder: Phew! Made it!

[Scratch holds up his left index finger.]

Scratch: Now to get those little brats! Bwahaha!

[Grounder stares in shock.]

Grounder: Huh?

[Scratch stares in shock and squawks in fear.]

Scratch: Oh no!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are all at the control panel. Chucky is in the driver's seat, playing with the steering wheel, Bucky is in the passenger seat, pressing buttons with both his index fingers, and Becky is jumping between them.]

Chucky: Warp Factor Three!

[Chucky pushes the steering wheel to his right side, causing the Blimpnik to swerve out of control. Bucky jumps out of the passenger seat and near Becky. Scratch and Grounder scream as they are pushed back to the wall.]

Scratch: Slow-how dow-how-hown!

[The blimpnnik goes even faster. Becky is holding onto a lever by her left hand, Chucky is holding onto the steering wheel with both his hands, and Bucky is holding onto the control panel with both his hands as they all cheer in excitement. The Blimpnik flies out of control, and the camera cuts to a view outside Robotnik's fortress and zooms in on it. Robotnik, who has a pink towel wrapped around his waist, walks through the door to his bedroom and yells in shock. He then scratches his head with his left index finger.]

Robotnik: Oh, dear! Where did I put my Ducky brush?

[The sound of the Blimpnik approaching can be heard as Robotnik holds up his left index finger.]

Robotnik: Oh! Scratch and Grounder?

[Robotnik reaches into his towel with his right hand and pulls out his Ducky brush.]

Robotnik: Ah! You're my favorite!

[Robotnik holds his Ducky brush up to his face, which pink hearts emit from. He then screams and stares in shock as the Blimpnik crashes into his bedroom, just above his bed. The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where it crashed. Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall through the trap door and bounce off the bed, landing on the floor. Robotnik walks up to them as they stand up.]

Scratch: Well, you know what they say, any landing...

[Scratch groans as he and Grounder rub themselves with their left hands.]

Scratch: You can walk away from is a good one!

[Robotnik stares in shock and gasps as Scratch's legs detach themselves from Scratch's body and walk away. Scratch grunts as he falls over.]

Grounder: Um, I thought it was "Any landing you can smell the ground was a good one"!

[Grounder's nose falls off.]

Grounder: Never mind.

[Robotnik walks up to the impact site of the Blimpnik. Chucky, who is now wearing a parachute on his back, walks up to the trap door.]

Chucky: Sonic teach us always wear seat belts!

[Robotnik stares in shock, then points his left index finger at Chucky.]

Robotnik: Who are you?

[Becky and Bucky walk up to Chucky.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Beaver Babies!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all jump out through the trap door. Their falls were slowed by the parachutes they were wearing, and Robotnik screams as they land near him. Their parachutes cover them and Robotnik, and Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all giggle. As they crawl out of the parachutes, Robotnik waves his right fist at them.]

Robotnik: Come back here, you little beasts! Ducky?

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all run into Robotnik's laboratory, and laugh as they jump onto Robotnik's Reversible Melt-o/Freeze-o Ray. Chucky jumps into the seat, Bucky jumps onto the middle, and Becky hangs onto the cannon with both her hands. Robotnik runs in and points his left index finger at them.]

Robotnik: Get away from that, you little pests! That's my Reversible Melto...

[Before Robotnik can finish, Bucky points his left index finger at him, and Chucky fires a beam that freezes Robotnik in a block of ice.]

Robotnik: F-f-f-f-f-Freeze-o Ray!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all run up to the frozen Robotnik. Becky jumps atop him, and she, Bucky, and Chucky, all lick him.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Mmmm! Yummy!
Robotnik: Scratch! Grounder!

[Becky jumps off a shivering Robotnik, and she, Bucky, and Chucky stop licking him as Scratch and Grounder run up to him.]

Scratch: You called, your coldness?
Robotnik: Could I trouble you to... get me out of here?!

[Scratch covers his ears with both his hands, and Grounder flinches. They run away.]

Becky, Bucky and Chucky: Don't worry, we fix, we fix, we'll fix it!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all run behind the frozen Robotnik and push him with both their hands.]

Robotnik: Wait! What are you doing? Where are you taking me!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all stop and run away in the opposite direction.]

Robotnik: No! Not my Ten-Ton Platinum Pulverizer!

[The camera moves up to the Ten-Ton Platinum Pulverizer, which lowers and smashes the ice block Robotnik is in, setting him free. Robotnik groans and spits out some ice.]

Robotnik: Phew!

[Robotnik growls.]

Robotnik: That's it! No more Mr. Nicenik!

[Chucky is now smashing a piece of metal with a hammer he is holding in his right hand, Bucky is scratching the back of his head with a ruler he is holding in his left hand, and Becky is trying to grab a doorknob with a pair of pliers she is holding in both her hands. A cage falls over them.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Huh?

[Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic spins across the path to Robotnik's fortress. He stops when he reaches the front door, and Tails lands behind him. Sonic grunts as he tries to push the front door open with both his hands, but to no avail. Sonic then reaches behind his head with his right hand and pulls out one of his quills, which he uses to pick the lock on the front door. He unlocks it, and pushes it open with his right hand. He and Tails tiptoe in, and look over at a door. They then turn around and walk down a hallway in the opposite direction. They gasp when they see Becky, Bucky, and Chucky in a cage hanging over a trap door.]

Sonic: It's a trap, all right!

[Robotnik walks up to the cage.]

Robotnik: That's right, Sonic! And all you have to do is walk up and rescue your little monsters... I mean, friends!

[Sonic points his left index finger at Robotnik.]

Sonic: So you can open that trap door under me, huh?
Robotnik: Who, me? Trap you? That wasn't what I had in mind at all. Personally, I can't stand the little beasts and I'll be happy to get rid of them!

[Robotnik reaches behind his back with his left hand and pulls out a remote. He presses buttons on it with his left index finger, opening the trap door and causing the cage with Becky, Bucky, and Chucky in it to fall through it. They scream as they fall through the trap door, Sonic and Tails stare in shock, and Tails gasps.]

Sonic: No!

[Sonic and Tails run into the trap door.]

Sonic: I'm comin', babes!
Robotnik: You fool! you fell for my old holographic projector trick!

[Robotnik presses a button on the remote with his left index finger, and the holographic projector emits a holograph of Becky, Bucky, and Chucky in the cage.]

Robotnik: In fact, you're still falling for it!

[Robotnik laughs evilly. Sonic and Tails scream as they fall through the trap door. Tails flies into the air and grabs Sonic by his left hand with his right hand. They land safely on the ground below.]

Sonic: Phew! We must be a thousand feet down!
Tails: Robotnik isn't so smart! He forgot I could fly us up again!

[Tails points his right index finger up, but a trap door closes above him and Sonic.]

Sonic: No, he didn't!

[Sonic spins and tries to break through the trap door, but ends up hurting himself instead. He grunts as he hits the floor.]

Sonic: We're trapped like a couple of peas in a tin can!
Tails: Way uncool!

[Scratch grunts as he and Grounder walk in, carrying the real cage that Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are trapped in in both their arms.]

Scratch: What do you want us to do with these babies, Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: We'll give them back to their parents later, for a price, of course!

[Robotnik runs away to his garage, where his drill tank is.]

Robotnik: This time, nothing will stop me from turning Beaverville into Lake Robotnik Golf and Fishing estates!

[Robotnik walks into his drill tank, as do Scratch, who is carrying a bag of golf clubs in his right arm, and Grounder, who is holding a fishing pole in his right hand and a tackle box in his left. The door closes, and the garage doors open as Robotnik's drill tank drives away. The camera cuts to a view of the cage that Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are trapped in and zooms in on it.]

Chucky: Oh, Uncle Sonic!

[Becky grabs a bar of the cage with her left hand.]

Becky: We help him! We help him!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all chew on the bars of their cage. They break through them and fall, landing just outside the trap door. They look down it and see the trap door Sonic and Tails are trapped under. Becky holds up her left index finger, indicating she has an idea. She then swipes her left hand and she, Bucky, and Chucky all crawl away. When they come back, Becky and Chucky push the Reversible Melt-o/Freeze-o Ray with both their hands, which Bucky is sitting in the seat of. Chucky runs to the other side of the trap door and points both his hands at it. Bucky aims the Ray at the trap door.]

Bucky: Freeze-o!

[Chucky nods his head, "No".]

Chucky: Melt-o!

[Chucky pulls the lever back with both his hands, and the ray fires a beam that melts the trap door. Sonic and Tails look up, then flinch as the trap door melts above them.]

Tails: We're saved!

[Tails grabs Sonic by his left hand with his right hand, and Sonic screams as Tails flies him out of the trap door. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all cheer as they reach the top, and Sonic lands outside the trap door. Sonic points his right index finger at Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, then his right thumb at himself.]

Sonic: You saved us?

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all nod their heads, "Yes", and Sonic shrugs his shoulders in disbelief.]

Sonic: Well, I'll be a slow-mo! Thanks!
Becky: Robotnik's gone to flood Beaverville!

[Sonic points his right thumb at himself.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails, we gotta stop him again!

[Sonic runs away, leaving Tails, Becky, Bucky, and Chucky behind.]

Tails: Sonic, we can't just leave em' here!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all have sad expressions on their faces. Sonic stops and turns to face them.]

Sonic: Oh, all right!

[Sonic runs back to Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, all of whom jump in excitement.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: We gonna stop Robotnik! I'm gonna get him!
Sonic: Babysitting?

[Sonic grunts in exasperation. Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, where the camera moves up to the Beaverville Dam, which Robotnik's drill tank is parked near. Robotnik drives it up to it, and the camera cuts to a view inside. It then zooms in on Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder at the control panel, and Robotnik is holding the steering mechanism in both his hands.]

Robotnik: Switch on forward drill!

[Robotnik and Grounder scream and flinch as Scratch presses the forward drill button with his right fist. The drill spins. Meanwhile, Sonic speeds across the path to Beaverville, pulling a wagon that Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are in with his left hand, and Tails flies behind him. He points his right index finger at Robotnik's drill tank.]

Tails: Sonic, there he is!

[Sure enough, Robotnik's drill tank is drilling a hole in the Beaverville Dam. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are now holding their bottles in their right hands.]

Sonic: Come on, babes! We gotta juice!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all cheer as they squirt the milk from their bottles onto Sonic's head.]

Sonic: Not quite what I had in mind!

[Sonic screeches to a halt alongside Robotnik's drill tank.]

Sonic: Wait here! It's time to kick some robutt!

[Sonic runs towards Robotnik's drill tank, and Tails lands next to the wagon that Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are in. Sonic jumps onto Robotnik's drill tank repeatedly, puncturing holes in it. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all gasp as the screen rumbles.]

Grounder: It's Sonic!
Scratch: I don't know how he got out of the trap, your rottenness!
Robotnik: Never mind that! I'll fix him with my electrostatic tank protector!

[Robotnik slams his left fist on the electrostatic tank protector button. A pink aura appears on Robotnik's drill tank, which shocks Sonic.]

Sonic: Yeow!

[Sonic grunts as he hits the ground, and beams of static electricity surge through his quills as he pants heavily. He grunts as he jumps into the air and tries to spin again, but to no avail.]

Sonic: Uncool! I'm too full of static to spin into a ball!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all jump into the air to gear up to run.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: We help! We help! We help!
Becky: Up,
Bucky: Over,
Chucky: And ga-ga!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all land on the ground and giggle. They then crawl towards Robotnik's drill tank, which is now longer protected by the eletrostatic tank protector, and crawl inside through one of the holes Sonic punctured in it. Bucky jumps onto Grounder, Becky jumps onto Scratch, and Chucky jumps onto Robotnik, who all groan. Chucky grabs Robotnik's mustache with both his hands and pulls on it.]

Robotnik: Get out of here, you little fiends!

[Scratch chases Becky to a first aid kit on a shelf.]

Scratch: Gotcha, baby!

[Scratch picks up Becky with both his hands, and she holds up her left hand like a stop sign.]

Becky: Pway doctor?

[Becky opens the first aid kit with her left hand, and Scratch screams as she pulls out a roll of bandages with the same hand. She wraps him up in it, and he looks down at her.]

Scratch: No, I don't want to play doctor!
Becky: Okay!

[Becky pulls on the bandages, unwrapping Scratch from them and causing him to spin out of control.]

Scratch: Ow-how-how!

[Grounder chases Bucky to a pile of cannon shells, and Bucky turns to face him.]

Grounder: Ha! You're cornered!

[Bucky picks up a cannon shell with both his hands, and Grounder screams as Bucky shoves it in his mouth.]

Bucky: Tag, you it!
Grounder (muffled): Oh, good thing these cannon shells aren't armed yet!
Bucky: Sowwy, forgot!

[Bucky removes the pin with his left hand, and runs away. Grounder shivers in fear, and the cannon shell explodes. Chucky is now holding a golf club in his right hand and is standing next to the bag of golf clubs and a pile of golf balls.]

Chucky: Three! (to the viewers) I can't count to four.

[Chucky chuckles, then hits the golf ball with the golf club. The golf ball hits Robotnik's head, and Robotnik groans in pain. Chucky jumps in delight.]

Chucky: It's a hole in head, it's a hole in head!

[Chucky hits more golf balls, and Sonic and Tails watch from outside Robotnik's drill tank. The door opens, and Scratch, Grounder, and Robotnik all run out, screaming.]

Grounder: Stop!
Robotnik: Get away from me!

[Robotnik runs up to Sonic, begging on bended knees.]

Robotnik: Please keep these little demons away from me!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they run past Robotnik, Sonic, and Tails, and Robotnik runs after them. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all giggle as they chase after them. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all scream as they run back to Robotnik's drill tank. Robotnik jumps inside and shuts the door with his left hand.]

Robotnik: I hate babies, almost as much as I hate hedgehogs!

[Robotnik turns his drill tank around and drives it along the path back to his fortress. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all wave their right hands goodbye to him.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Bye-bye, botnik'!

[Tails points his right left index finger, and Sonic gasps.]

Tails: Uh-oh!

[Cleaver Beaver's car, which has barbecue supplies on its roof, drives back along the path the other way.]

Tails: It's Cleaver Beaver!
Sonic: We've gotta get the babes back home before he sees them!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him. Sonic runs up to Becky and Bucky, grabbing the former's left hand with his left hand, and the latter's right hand with his right hand. He runs away with them in tow, and Tails flies up to Chucky. He grabs his right hand with his right hand, and flies away, with him in tow. Sonic runs back into Cleaver's house, and puts Becky, Bucky, and Chucky back into their cribs. He then looks down at the messy floor and runs around it, cleaning it up just in time as Cleaver walks in.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Dada!
Sonic: Phew! That was close!

[Sonic spinning is used as a transition to the next scene, which takes place in the Beaverville park. One citizen of Beaverville has his hands on another's cheeks as another walks past them. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, where Sonic and Tails are standing under a sign that says, THANKS SONIC AND TAILS!. Cleaver, who is wearing a chef's hat and apron, is standing next to them, and Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are in a stroller near them.]

Cleaver: This is our way of saying, "Thanks for saving Beaverville, Sonic!".

[Sonic eats a chili dog he is holding in his right hand noisily.]

Sonic: This mondo chili dog is all the thanks I need!

[Cleaver nudges Sonic with his left elbow, causing his chili dog to fall out of his right hand.]

Cleaver: Tell me, how did you ever manage to keep the babies under control? No one else has ever managed it before!

[Cleaver runs away, and the camera zooms in on Sonic.]

Sonic: Guess it's my natural attraction to the little guys! I just love babysitting!

[Sonic turns to face Tails and whispers in his right ear.]

Sonic (whispering): Not!
Cleaver: Really?

[Cleaver runs away, then comes back, carrying a suitcase in each hand. He sets the one in his left hand down near Sonic.]

Cleaver: In that case, you could watch the kids for the weekend!

[Cleaver removes his hat with his left hand.]

Cleaver: My wife and I have got to get away from them before we have a nervous breakdown!

[Cleaver puts his hat back on his head, picks up his suitcase with his left hand, and runs away. Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are all holding their bottles in their right hand.]

Becky, Bucky, and Chucky: Uncle Sonic! Uncle Sonic!

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all giggle as they squirt milk from their bottles at Sonic and Tails, who flinch, but still get covered in milk anyway.]

Sonic: Oh, well! No need to cry over spilled milk!

[Sonic puts his left hand on Tails' right shoulder, and Tails laughs as he puts his right hand on Sonic's back. Sonic laughs with him, and the screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says

[Sonic walks up to Tails, who is looking after Becky, Bucky, and Chucky, all of whom are in their cribs.]

Sonic: Tails, are you babysitting all three of the beaver babes?

[Becky, Bucky, and Chucky all nod their heads, "Yes".]

Tails: Sure, Sonic! No problem!

[Tails nods his head, "No".]

Sonic: There are some important things to know about watching babies!

[Sonic grabs Tails by his left hand with his right hand, and runs away with him in tow. The two are now standing next to a stove with a pot of boiling water on it.]

Sonic: Keep babies away from a hot stove,

[Sonic and Tails are now standing near an unprotected electrical outlet and a coin on the floor.]

Sonic: And from electrical sockets!

[Sonic then turns to face the coin and points his right index finger at it. The camera zooms in on it.]

Sonic: Look out for small objects, too! Babies can choke on them!

[Sonic picks up the coin with his right hand. He and Tails walk into the hallway, where Becky, Bucky, and Chucky can be heard laughing. Sonic and Tails both stare in shock and gasp, as Becky, Bucky, and Chucky are now playing with crayons. Chucky has written the word, CRUNK on the wall, and has drawn a heart. As Sonic talks, Chucky draws a number 9 on the wall.]

Sonic: And never leave babies alone!
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