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This is the transcript for the Sonic Boom episode, "Blue With Envy".

[The title card depicts Mayor Fink in between Sonic and Swifty the Shrew. The screen fades to black, then to a view of the sky as the camera moves down to the island. In the next scene, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks are all at Meh Burger.]

Sonic: I don't care what anyone says. Meh burgers are the best burgers!

[Sonic takes a bite out of his meh burger and swallows.]

Sonic: Mmm! It's like Mardi Gras in my mouth! Only no one in my mouth is handing out beads.

[Swifty runs past Sonic and Amy. Energetic rock music plays as he runs circles around Wild Cat and Mike the Ox, then stops. He lifts his sunglasses with his right hand and winks his left eye. Wild Cat, The Old Monkey, and The Monkey Child all gasp in amazement. Swifty then reaches behind his back with his right hand, pulls out a skateboard, and sets it down in front of him.]

Old Monkey: What's he gonna do with that skateboard?
Mike: I think he's gonna... ride it!

[Swifty smiles and points at Mike with his left index finger. The villagers all gasp in awe when they see Swifty.]

Sonic: What? He's riding a skateboard. How is that impressive?

[Swifty smiles, then lowers his sunglasses with his right hand. Energetic rock music plays as he rides his skateboard around the villagers and into Meh Burger. Villagers that resemble Wild Cat and Lady goat both gasp in awe, and Knuckles turns to face Swifty.]

Knuckles: He's got serious street-wise style!
Sonic: He's jumping six inches off the ground.

[Swifty rides his skateboard on the table, knocking over Sonic's glass of juice and causing the juice from it to splash in Sonic's face. Swifty then stops, lifts his sunglasses with his right hand, and points at Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks with his left index finger.]

Swifty: Radical speed!

[Swifty blows on his left index finger. The camera zooms out on him and the villagers all cheer.]

Sonic: Oh, for the love of...
Tails: Wow! Those were some sweet moves!

[Swifty rides his skateboard up to Tails.]

Swifty: Thanks, bro!
Tails: You hear that? He called me "bro"!
Sonic: Yeah, I heard. He's quite a wordsmith.
Swifty: It's Swifty.

[Swifty holds up his left index finger as he pushes his skateboard up.]

Swifty: Swifty the Shrew!
Amy: I don't see what the fuss is about; he's just a shrew in gaudy clothes!

[Amy tosses her meh burger aside.]

Swifty: I got it!

[Swifty runs up to the meh burger, which falls in slow motion. Mike, Lady Goat, and the Old Monkey all stare in awe, and Swifty catches the meh burger in his left hand. He holds it up to Amy.]

Amy: You... (gasps) caught my burger!
Swifty: Radical... speed!

[Swifty winks his right eye at Amy. He waves the fingers from his right hand over the meh burger and holds it up to Amy, who takes a bite out of it, then takes it from Swifty with both her hands.]

Amy: [with her mouth full] Radical speed!
Sonic: Give me a break! I can feed people sandwiches, watch!

[Sonic picks up his meh burger with his right hand and shoves it in Knuckles' mouth. Knuckles spits it out and coughs.]

Knuckles: Hey, lay off, man!
Lady Walrus: [heard offscreen] Help! Help! My baby!

[Lady walrus points to a house with her right hand. Atop the house, the Walrus Baby sucks on his pacifier as he walks on a precarious ledge.]

Tails: Somebody needs to help that baby!
Swifty: Say no more, compadre bromigo!

[Swifty lowers his sunglasses with his right hand and jumps onto his skateboard. A guitar riff plays.]

Swifty: Time for some...
Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks: Radical speed!
Sonic: Ha!

[Energetic rock music plays as Swifty rides his skateboard towards the Walrus Baby. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all cheer him on.]

Sonic: Yeah? Well, I'm saving the day, too!

[Sonic walks away, then looks back at Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks.]

Sonic: Time for some... rescuing... baby... action... heroness?

[Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare unimpressed at Sonic.]

Sonic: I'll figure out a catchphrase later.

[Sonic runs after Swifty. Energetic rock music plays as Swifty rides his skateboard. He reaches behind his back with both his hands and pulls out a pair of sparklers in each. The villagers all cheer Swifty on, and Swifty is now holding a rocket in his left hand. He lights the rocket with the sparklers in his right hand as Sonic catches up to him. Swifty lets go of the rocket, which sets off sparks in Sonic's eyes.]

Sonic: Ow! My retinas!

[At a glue stand, a blue ox is holding a bucket of glue in his right hand.]

Blue Ox: Glue! Get your fresh glue here!

[Swifty rides his skateboard past the blue ox, causing him to spill the glue bucket on the ground in front of him. Sonic runs into the glue and gets stuck in it. As he tries to pull himself out, Swifty continues to ride his skateboard towards the Walrus Baby.]

Sonic: Huh!

[Swifty continues to ride his skateboard towards the Walrus Baby. He grabs a handle with both his hands and spins it around, spinning a crane arm with a net on the hook. He lets go, and the hook throws the net into the air. Sonic looks up in shock as the net falls on him. Lady Walrus is near him, and she stares in shock as the Walrus Baby falls off the precarious ledge. Swifty catches him in his right arm, and the Walrus Baby sucks on his pacifier as Swifty drinks from a can of soda he is holding in his left hand. The villagers take pictures of Swifty as he falls, then Swifty and his skateboard land on the ground and he rides it up to Lady Walrus. He hands her the Walrus Baby, then holds up his right thumb.]

Swifty: Remember, when you need a hero with style, give me a call!

[Swifty grabs his sunglasses with his left hand.]

Swifty: I'm Swifty the Shrew! Catch you round, dudes! ...and lady dudes.

[Swifty rides his skateboard away, and Amy and Sticks stare at him in a lovestruck state.]

Amy: I'd love to be his lady dude! Oh!

[Amy faints, and Sticks catches her in her arms.]

Sticks: Me, too! Oh!

[Sticks faints, and Tails runs up to her, catching her and Amy in his arms.]

Tails: Fainting party! Ah!

[Tails falls over. In the next scene, a view outside Tails' workshop is shown as the camera zooms in on it. In Sonic's house, Sonic is scraping the glue off his right shoe with a scraper he is holding in his left hand.]

Sonic: Lousy Swifty and his lousy "In your face" street-wise style! Lousy hip urban lingo!

[Amy and Sticks are lying on the couch next to him.]

Amy: And did you see the way he pulled down his sunglasses and winked? Oh, he's perfect!
Sticks: I know! If he ever visited me, I'd disable all my booby traps!

[Sticks gets off the couch.]

Amy: You never disable your booby traps!
Sticks: I know!

[Sonic looks angrily at the camera.]

Sonic: Oh!

[In the next scene, a view outside Tails' workshop is shown as the camera zooms in on it. Sonic walks into Tails' workshop and opens the door with his right hand. He is surprised to find Swifty with Tails as the latter works on his plane.]

Swifty: This is one bodacious radical flying machine, dude-a-rino bro-guy!
Sonic: "Dude-a-rino bro-guy"?

[Tails and Swifty point at each other, then bump their fists.]

Tails and Swifty: Totally radical engineering!
Swifty: Ha ha ha!

[Tails and Swifty bump fists again, then swing them around, then point at each other with both their index fingers.]

Sonic: [heard offscreen] Hey!

[Tails and Swifty stare at Sonic.]

Sonic: That's my best friend you're bonding with, punk!

[Swifty holds up both his hands like stop signs.]

Swifty: Whoa-oa! Chill-ax, blue man! What's the big dealio?

[Swifty jumps off of Tails' plane.]

Sonic: The big dealio is I'm sick of you! I'm sick of your gelled-back fur and I'm sick of your hip urban lingo with words like... "Dealio"!

[Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all walk in as Swifty walks up to Sonic.]

Swifty: Let's not go agro, bro-zilla! Can't help if I'm more handsome, stylin', and...

[Swifty runs up to Sonic.]

Swifty: Totally faster than you!
Sonic: You're not faster than me.
Swifty: Bro, you've got speed, but not...

[Swifty runs around Sonic.]

Swifty: Radical speed!
Sonic: Stop saying that! It's not even a thing!

[Sonic walks away.]

Swifty: Radical speed is totally a thing!

[Sonic turns to face Swifty.]

Sonic: Oh, a race around the village will prove that it isn't!
Swifty: Eh, sounds dope! Winner gets bragging rights!
Sonic: Agreed.

[Swifty runs up to Sonic and points at him with his left index finger.]

Swifty: And the loser leaves town!
Sonic: Uh, wait, what?
Swifty: If you don't think you got the skills!

[Swifty walks away.]

Sonic: Oh, I've got the skills, all right! I'm so full of skills that skills are leaking out of my ears! I mean, not literally, because that would be disgusting.

[Sonic looks over at Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks, who all have disgusted expressions on their faces. He then turns to face Swifty.]

Sonic: See you at the race!

[Sonic runs out the door, which closes behind him. Swifty walks up to Tails and puts his right hand on his back.]

Swifty: Heh, man, can you believe that guy? What a lameoid!
Tails: That lameoid is my best friend! That didn't come out right.
Amy: Swifty, you're the lameoid. You're one thousand times the lameoid that Sonic is!
Swifty: But look at my flashy threads and fly shades!

[Swifty pulls down his sunglasses with his left hand and points at them with his left index finger.]

Knuckles: Yeah, look at his flashy threads and fly shades!

[Amy turns to face Knuckles.]

Amy: Knuckles! Swifty, get out!

[Amy points at the door with her left thumb. Swifty reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out his skateboard.]

Swifty: So long, losers!

[Swifty sets his skateboard down in front of him and gets on it. He then waves at Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks with his left hand.]

Swifty: Swifty out!

[A guitar rift plays as Tails holds the door open with his left hand and Swifty rides his skateboard out of it. Tails then pushes the door shut. In the next scene, the villagers cheer as the camera moves down to Sonic and Swifty, who are at a starting line. Mayor Fink is in between them. The Villagers cheer, and the Walrus Child and Wild Cat are waving flags with Swifty's face on them in their left hands. Tails is holding a green flag in his right hand and waves it as he, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all nervously wave their arms for Sonic.]

Mayor Fink: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the race of a lifetime! The winner will have the right to brag whenever and wherever he wants! The loser will, um... uh, let's see now...

[Mayor Finks opens the book he is holding in his left arm and flips through it.]

Mayor Fink: Um, uh... be banished from the village forever!

[Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare in shock upon hearing this.]

Mayor Fink: That seems a little harsh, but, uh, rules are rules!

[Mayor Fink walks past Sonic. Swifty reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out his skateboard. The villagers cheer, and Swifty holds up his left thumb. Mayor fink is now holding the starting gun in his right hand.]

Mayor Fink: Racers, on your marks, get set,

[Before Mayor Fink can continue, he looks through his book.]

Mayor Fink: Go!

[Mayor Fink fires his staring gun, and Sonic and Swifty run past the starting line. Sonic runs past Swifty at a gazebo, but to his surprise, Swifty is somehow riding his skateboard in front of him as he holds up two fingers on his left hand.]

Sonic: How the...

[Sonic runs past Swifty.]

Sticks: What if Sonic doesn't win?
Tails: He'll win. Nobody's faster than Sonic!

[Sonic runs past Swifty, and into an alley. The force of his speed rips two posters off the wall, but to his surprise, Swifty has somehow overtaken him again. Swifty lifts up his sunglasses with his left hand and points at Sonic with his right index finger.]

Swifty: Radical speed!
Sonic: Radical shut your pie hole!

[Sonic runs past Swifty and crosses the finish line. He holds up both his arms.]

Sonic: Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Okay, I won!

[Sonic looks over at Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks, who all stare sadly at him.]

Sonic: This is the part where everyone cheers!

[Sonic looks over in shock. The villagers all cheer as they toss Swifty, who is holding a smoothie in his right hand, into the air. They set Swifty down in front of them, and Mayor Fink, who is holding a lei in both his hands, puts it on Swifty as Swifty drinks from his cup. He then points at it with his left index finger.]

Swifty: Radical smoothie!
Sonic: He won? With time to get a smoothie?

[Sonic turns to face Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks.]

Sonic: But... how? I passed him! I saw it! Something smells fishy about this race!

[The camera moves down to the fish from "My Fair Sticksy".]

Fish: I told you, I have irritable bowl syndrome!

[Swifty runs up to Sonic.]

Swifty: Ahem! I think it's time for someone to be all banished, yo!

[Sonic stares angrily at Swifty, and Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare sadly upon hearing this.]

Mayor Fink: [walks up to Sonic] Sonic the Hedgehog, in accordance with town bylaw 77415, subsection B, paragraph nine,

[Mayor Fink holds up his right hand.]

Mayor Fink: I hearby declare you... uh, uh, banished!

[Mayor Fink reaches behind his back with his right hand and pulls out a gavel. Dave the Intern appears, carrying a sound block in both his hands. Mayor Fink pounds his gavel on it, and Dave walks away. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks watch sadly as the Beaver and Wolf Policemen take Sonic away. They take Sonic to a red dotted line outside the village. Sonic walks sadly over the line, then after he crosses it, he hides both his hands behind his back and smiles nervously. He tries to put his left foot over the dotted line.]

Beaver Policeman: No.

[Sonic holds out both his arms and tries to put his right foot over the dotted line.]

Beaver Policeman: [heard offscreen] No.

[Sonic walks away sadly, then runs back, trying to put his right foot over the line.]

Beaver Policeman: No.

[Sonic puts his right foot down and stares angrily at the Beaver and Wolf Policemen, then turns to face away from them. Back in the village, Lady Walrus is holding the Walrus Baby in her left arm and a picture in her right hand as Swifty signs it with a pencil he is holding in his right hand. The camera moves over to Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks.]

Amy: I can't accept that Sonic is gone!
Dr. Eggman: [heard offscreen] But Sonic is gone!

[Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all turn to face Dr. Eggman as he flies into the village on his Eggmobile.]

Eggman: Ha ha! You all fell victim of the charms of my greatest robot yet!
Amy: A robot?
Eggman: Well, more like an army of robots.

[Eggman presses a button on his Eggmobile's control panel with his right hand.]

Swifty: Radical speed!

[Ten clones of Swifty run up to the original.]

Swifty Clones: Radical speed!
Tails: [heard offscreen] Sonic didn't lose the race! There were just multiple Swifties all along the track! I call shenanigans!
Eggman: It's too late for shenanigans! Now, without your precious hedgehog hero to stop me, I can finally fulfill my lifelong evil dream!

[Eggman holds up both his arms, and thunder booms and lightning flashes in the distance.]

Eggman: Building my own theme park!

[Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all stare blankly at Eggman.]

Amy: That doesn't sound very evil.
Knuckles: It might even create some new jobs.
Eggman: Silence! In my theme park empire, your entire village will be forced to wait in long lines, buy overpriced merch, and eat week-old turkey legs covered in... preservatives!

[The villagers all gasp and scream upon hearing this. Eggman then holds up his right index finger.]

Eggman: And remember, it all started with a shrew!

[Eggman is holding a hat of his head in his left hand, and puts it on his head. Swifty and his clones then put up a statue of Eggman holding up his right hand and holding Swifty's right hand in his left, parodying the Disney Partners statue at Disneyland. The villagers scream and run away, and Eggman flies up to the statue, posing just like he does in it.]

Walrus Child: Aaaah!

[The Walrus Child runs away. Swifty's clones then run into the house behind him and toss the furniture out of it. They then do the same with the other villagers' houses.]

Tails: We need Sonic!

[Back outside the village, Sonic tries to put his left foot over the dotted line. The Beaver and Wolf Policemen both nod their heads, "No" at him. Back in the village, Eggman laughs evilly as Swifty and his clones begin building his theme park.]

Amy: Get Sonic back!
Mayor Fink: Oh, well, it's not that simple! Uh, he's been banished!
Tails: Then unbanish him!
Mayor Fink: I can't just unbanish someone! Unbanishing requires an assembly of the village council!
Amy: Then assemble them!
Mayor Fink: I suppose I could do that.

[Mayor Fink and the Villagers all walk up to each other.]

Mayor Fink: I hearby call to order the unbanishing proceeding.

[Mayor Fink opens the book he is holding in his right hand and flips through it.]

Mayor Fink: Okay, let's see, uh, "Hedgehog", comma, "Sonic". Middle name, "The".

[Mayor Fink flips through the book.]

Mayor Fink: Now, where, oh where is his 10-87-Q1B form?
Amy: Just do it already!

[Mayor Fink drops his book in shock.]

Mayor Fink: All in favor of unbanishing Sonic so that he can save our lives, say "Aye"!
Villagers: Aye!

[Mayor Finks holds up his right hand like a stop sign.]

Mayor Fink: All opposed?

[Dave holds up his left hand.]

Dave: Nay!
Mayor Fink: I hearby declare Sonic unbanished!

[Back outside the village, Sonic tries to put his left foot over the dotted line.]

Mayor Fink: [over police radio] We've unbanished Sonic!

[The Beaver Policeman points behind him with his left thumb.]

Beaver Policeman: Go ahead.

[Sonic runs back towards the village, where Leroy the Turtle is at a DJ station and scratches the record on the right with his right hand. Sonic runs past him, and Leroy holds up his left thumb. Sonic destroys Swifty's clones one by one.]

Swifty Clones: Unradical!

[Sonic then runs up to the real Swifty and destroys him. He then looks up at the statue of Eggman and Swifty as Knuckles, Wild Cat, and Mike pull it down with ropes. The villagers then cheer.]

Eggman: My theme park!

[Eggman flies down to the fallen statue.]

Eggman: I was gonna make a killing off that merch!

[Sonic jumps into the Eggmobile and pulls on both its levers. He then jumps out of it.]

Sonic: Ugh!

[The Eggmobile flies upwards, with Eggman in tow.]

Eggman: Aaaah!

[Sonic holds up his right hand.]

Sonic: Catch you later, Eggface!

[The villagers cheer, and Sonic turns to face them.]

Sonic: I did it! I have a catchphrase! Ahem.

[Sonic holds out his left hand like a stop sign.]

Sonic: Catch you later, Eggface!

[The villagers laugh nervously. Sonic then points both his index fingers at them.]

Sonic: Ha! Catch you... later... Eggface!

[The villagers mumble unamused.]

Mayor Fink: Ahem. Let's not kill it, son.

[The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

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