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This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, "Cabin Fever."

[Scene: Seaside Coast, day.]

[Amy is inspecting sandcastles built by Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks.]
Amy: Nice, Sonic! Very derivative, Tails.
[Sonic and Tails' sandcastles are almost identical - albeit Tails' is slightly smaller.]
Amy: Sticks, yours just screams "fun!"
[Sticks has built a small den and painted herself with green tribal-like markings.]
Amy: Aaaand Knuckles...
[Knuckles has made merely a small mound of sand and placed a stick in the top, but is grinning with enthusiasm.]
Amy: It's... so hard to choose a winner.
Sonic: It probably doesn't matter, Amy.
Amy: Because the beach is the hourglass of nature, and time will wipe clean what we and our hubris have built as everlasting?
Sonic: No; because of the ginormous storm that's about to hit.
[Dark clouds appear out of nowhere in the sky. One lets out a strike of lightning - Tails jumps in surprise and begins cowering with fear in Sonic's hands.]
Sonic: Quick; let's get to my shack!
Amy: I don't think so.
Sticks: It's safer in the storm.
Knuckles: Is that place up to code?
Sonic: Then it's agreed; we'll go to Amy's.
Amy: That could be fun, I guess. It can be a slumber party! And we'll stay up late, and--
[Sonic and the others are gone.]
Amy: Hey - wait for me!

[Scene Change: Amy's House, surrounded by rain.]

Amy: So, it'll be a slumber party. And we'll stay up late, watch movies, eat snacks, play Truth or Dare--
Sonic: Truth! Where are the snacks?
Knuckles: I dare you to get them for us!
Amy: Not sure you guys understand Truth or Dare. But I'd be happy to whip up some hors d'oeuvres.
Knuckles: Hors d'oeuvres? I wanted snacks! I hate this game.

[Scene Change: Amy's House, surrounded by rain.]

[Amy brings in a tray of various snacks and places it on her table.]
Amy: Here you go! Quiche lorraine, vegetarian spring rolls, and a delicate assortment of baked Camembert and Brie cheeses on rosemary focaccia toast!
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks: Yeah!
[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks rush to the table and quickly eat all of the food Amy brought, then swallow simultaneously.]
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks: Ahhh...
[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks settle back down on the couches.]
Knuckles: Not bad! Could've used some ketchup, though.
Amy: Ugh...
[Lightning strikes again, and Tails begins cowering in Sonic's arms again.]
Knuckles: Ooh! Lightning phobia pile! [.Leaps towards Sonic and Tails, but bounces off and lands behind the couch, breaking something]
Amy: Grrr...
[Knuckles stands up from behind the couch, holding a glass unicorn statue whose horn has broken, with an nervous grin on his face]
Amy: It's okay... A glass horse is just as good as a glass unicorn, right?
Sticks: It's comin' down pretty hard out there. It can't get any worse.
Amy: It's time for arts and crafts!
Sticks: I spoke too soon.

[Scene Change: Amy's House, surrounded by rain.]

[Sonic is bored on the couch.]
Sonic: Uh! There's got to be something fun to do around here. [opens a drawer and discovers a hand bound manuscript] Huh? [picks up the manuscript from the drawer] Well well well. "A Rose Without Thorns" a play in three acts and guess who wrote it...
Knuckles: Me?!
Sonic: No, not you, Amy!
Knuckles: Oh…
Sonic: *cough* "An empty stool sits under a spot light as the lovely, charismatic and super popular, Annie Rose appears from the curtain and pours herself a glass of lemonade."
Sticks: [snatches the manuscript from Sonic] "’Twas years since I first met the mysterious stranger, the one with the fur, the colour of the ocean." Who do we know with ocean coloured fur?
Knuckles: Me?
Sonic: Well, it can’t be me though I am mysterious, I'm more of a royal blue. [takes the script from Sticks and reads from it] "Sonar enters, pitter pattering across the stage in his scarlet loafers. Sonar: *cough* 'Hey Annie! I'm gonna play volley ball. I only play against myself because nobody else can keep up.'" See! He doesn't sound anything like me! He’s an egomaniac without the incredible awesomeness to back it up.
Sticks: [takes the script] "Thump, thump, thump, a knock at the door like the sound of some one big and strong, but unable to figure out a simple doorknob. Annie Rose sautés to the door and answers revealing Shoulders, the hulking dullard of a farm hand."
Knuckles: Me…?
Sticks: "Shoulders strides towards Annie but is distracted by a shiny object."
Knuckles: It doesn't say that! [snatches the script from Sticks] Give it here! [is distracted by the shiny metal bands held by the manuscript] Wait. What was I about to do?
Tails: [takes the script from Knuckles] "But before Annie can reply, a naïve young fox named Taylor enters, cowering beneath the legs of Sonar." Hey! I don't cower! [Thunder strikes, Tails cowers the lightning and hides beneath Sonic's legs] Curse you, irony!
Sticks: [takes the script from Tails] "Just when all hope is lost, enter Twigs the crazy eyed feral badger. ‘Miss Annie, the robot apocalypse is nigh! I intercepted a transmission from my toaster!'" This is just ridiculous! Everyone knows when the roboapocalypse arrives, it's the can openers that would transmit signals! Toaster.
[A metal tray hits the floor. Amy stares nearby and dropped the tray of pop opers. She is furious.]
Amy: What. Are. You. DOING! You're reading my play! That's an invasion of my privacy!
[Sticks gives the script back to Sonic]
Sonic: We have a right to read it since we happen to be all the characters!
Amy: It's not based on you guys!
Sticks: Oh no? [holds up a shiny object in front of Knuckles]
Knuckles: Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme!" [comes running after the shiny object and takes it from Sticks] Oh, like Twigs isn’t exactly like you!
Sticks: She’d be wiped out by the roboapocalypse in two seconds, taking advice from toasters! Can you believe these people?
Tails: Guys, stop fighting! Right, Sonic?
Knuckles: Was that you talking, “Taylor”? I couldn’t see you in Sonic’s shadow!
Sonic: *smirks* Good one, Knux!
Tails: At least I’m not an egomaniac, “Sonar”!
Sonic: That character wasn’t like me at all! He was nearly as awesome as I am!
Amy: You know what’s not awesome? Rummaging through my drawers and reading my personal manuscript!
Knuckles: When this storm blows over maybe we should all go our separate ways!
Amy: Why wait? I’m going to the kitchen, where I will make and consume all the dainty hors d'oeuvres I want! WITHOUT KETCHUP! [snatches the script from Sonic and walks off]
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Sticks: FINE!
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