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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Close Encounter of the Sonic Kind".

[The episode begins in the desert. In the distance, Scratch and Grounder can be heard running along the road.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: Yes, sirree! Dr. Robotnik's really outdone himself this time! Bwahaha!

[Scratch and Grounder can now be seen running down the road. Grounder is carrying Dr. Robotnik's latest invention, the Electro Suction Plate, in his left arm.]

Grounder: Yeah, this new Electro Suction Plate is gonna stop that hyperactive hedgehog for good!

[Scratch and Grounder stop near a boulder.]

Scratch: Here, this is perfect! Sonic will be coming any second.

[Grounder puts the Electro Suction Plate on the ground.]

Grounder: Electro Suction plate positioned,

[Grounder salutes with his right hand, then rolls up to Scratch, who is behind the boulder, holding a remote control in his right hand.]

Scratch: And activated!

[Scratch presses a button on the remote with his right index finger. The Electro Suction Plate emits a beam.]

Grounder [heard offscreen]: Heh heh! Sonic won't even be able to move his tiniest little toe, once he gets stuck in this suction beam!

[Behind the boulder, Grounder's head springs up and down as he and Scratch laugh.]

Scratch: Bwahaha!
Grounder: Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

[Scratch and Grounder look up at the beam, which leads out of Mobius' orbit, and into space. There, a spaceship piloted by Prince Charnock, a human/squid hybrid, and his assistant, Splorg, a floating red amoeba with glasses, flies toward the beam.]

Prince Charnock: I say, isn't that Mobius down there? We must pop in for a visit!
Splorg: No, no, no! Prince Charnock, your vacation is over. We must return home! You're going to be crowned king in just two hours!
Prince Charnock: But I've always wanted to see Mobius! Ha ha! It's one of those planets my baby brother wants to blow up so much! Ha ha! It'll just be a quick visit, Splorg.

[Prince Charnok's spaceship flies into the beam, which pulls it down towards Mobius' orbit.]

Prince Charnok [heard offscreen]: I say, extraordinary gravity on this planet!

[Back on Mobius, Sonic runs across the road, until he comes to a stop. Tails is flying behind him, holding a map in both his right hand, which he then unfolds with his left.]

Sonic: Hold it! Time out! Hey Tails, does that map say anything about a UFO crossing here?
Tails: What's a UFO?

[Sonic points upwards with his right index finger.]

Sonic: That white thing zooming in for a landing!

[As Prince Charnock's spaceship continues falling, Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the boulder. Prince Charnock's spaceship casts a shadow over them. Scratch and Grounder look at each other, then they look up.]

Scratch: Huh?
Grounder: What's that?

[Prince Charnock's spaceship falls closer to Scratch and Grounder, who both stare in shock.]

Scratch and Grounder: [both scream]

[Scratch and Grounder duck behind the boulder as Prince Charnock's spaceship lands on the Electro Suction Plate and explodes.]

Sonic: Uh-oh! A crash landing! We'd better check it out, sprout!

[Sonic runs toward the impact site, with Tails flying behind him. Prince Charnock's spaceship is now in pieces, and Prince Charnock, unharmed, walks out of his wrecked spaceship.

Prince Charnock: I say, what a jolly good ride! Oooh, I like this planet already!

[Scratch and Grounder peer out from behind the boulder. Splorg, who now has stars flying around his head, floats out of the wrecked spaceship.]

Splorg: Oh, your Princeliness, just look at this mess! Pieces of our spaceship are everywhere!

[Prince Charnock walks back to Splorg, holding his camera in both his hands. He is completely oblivious to the state of his spaceship.]

Prince Charnock: Let's take a little tour, Splorg. I want to snap a few photos for the royal vacation scrapbook.
Grounder: What are they?
Scratch: I don't know, but we're never gonna catch Sonic with them blocking the Electro Suction Plate!

[Scratch and Grounder walk onto the road, and Grounder turns his left drill into a cannon.]

Scratch: Whoever you are, if you don't want to get hurt, get off this road right now!

[Splorg stares in shock and gasps. Prince Charnock turns and sees Scratch and Grounder.]

Prince Charnock: Oh, look! Native Mobius people.

[Prince Charnock takes pictures of Scratch and Grounder with his camera.]

Grounder: We said, "get off the road"!

[Grounder fires a net from his cannon and uses it to catch Prince Charnock and Splorg. Scratch picks up the net with both his hands. Grounder then fires a hook and chain from his cannon, which latches onto Prince Charnock's wrecked spaceship.]

Sonic [heard offscreen]: Well, lookie here, Tails,

[Scratch and Grounder turn their attention to Sonic, who is now standing behind them, with Tails flying next to him.]

Sonic: It's those robotic rejects, Scratch and Grounder, up to no good again!
Scratch and Grounder: The hedgehog!

[Grounder reels his hook and chain back in. He then turns around and fires it at Sonic and Tails, who both stare in shock, then move out of the way just in time. Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder.]

Sonic: You missed, guys! But tell you what, I'll give you another try.

[Scratch and Grounder pounce at Sonic, who runs around them.]

Scratch and Grounder: Ow-how-how!

[When Sonic stops, he is now holding the net with Prince Charnock and Splorg in it with both his hands.]

Sonic: Aww, too bad, you lose again. Now you've gotta forefeit all the extraterrestrials you've collected so far!

[Sonic releases Prince Charnock and Splorg from the net, then uses the net to scoop up Scratch and Grounder. He then runs off with the net.]

Sonic [heard offscreen]: But I got a consolation prize for you;

[Sonic stops at the top of a cliff.]

Sonic: An all-expense-paid trip all the way down this thousand-foot cliff!
Scratch and Grounder: No! No!

[Sonic lets go of the net. Scratch and Grounder scream as they fall down the cliff and land with a crash. Tails flies up to Sonic.]

Sonic: That'll teach them to treat visitors with a little more respect!

[Sonic runs back to Prince Charnock, with Tails flying behind him. Prince Charnock applauds.]

Prince Charnock: Whoo hoo! Jolly good show! Well done! Is Mobius always this exciting? Ha ha!

[Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]

Splorg: Your highness, you're not paying attention!
Prince Charnock: I am Prince Charnock, soon to be King Charnock of the planet Rhombus!

[Prince Charnock shakes Sonic's right hand with his right hand.]

Sonic: Nice to meet you. My name's Sonic, and this is my best bud, Tails.

[Tails shakes Prince Charnock's right hand with his right hand.]

Tails: Hi!
Splorg: My liege, I implore you to look at our spaceship. We're in very great danger here!
Prince Charnock: Could the two of you perhaps lead us on a short tour of your marvelous planet? Ha ha! I'd be absolutely thrilled!

[An irritated Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]

Splorg: Prince Charnock, unless we think of something right now, your baby brother will blow up this marvelous planet with us still on it!
Sonic and Tails: What? Mobius blown up?

[Prince Charnock picks up Sonic in his left arm and Tails in his right.]

Prince Charnock: Oh, don't worry, as long as we're home in two hours for my coronation, noone's going to blow anybody up! And we'll get there on time, our trusty spaceship is sitting right here.

[Prince Charnock stares in shock and drops Sonic and Tails upon seeing his wrecked spaceship.]

Prince Charnock: [scream] Splorg! Our ship is in pieces! Why didn't you tell me about this?

[Splorg flies up to Prince Charnock.]

Splorg: Oh, there must be an easier way for a flying amoeba to earn a living.

[Prince Charnock puts his hands on Sonic's shoulders. Tails is now flying next to Sonic.]

Prince Charnock: Sonic! Oh, we're done for! My baby brother legally becomes king if I'm not there for my coronation!
Sonic: And he can blow up Mobius then?
Prince Charnock: Yes! He'll have the power to do it! What are we going to do?
Sonic: There's only one thing to do, Prince! We gotta shift it into high gear and get you out of here!
Tails: All right! Yeah!
Splorg: Oh, yeah!
Prince Charnock: Jolly good show!
Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg: How?
Sonic: Can you repair the ship if you've got all the pieces together?
Prince Charnock: Oh, yes.
Splorg: But we'll never be able to gather them all in time!
Sonic: Oh, yeah? Care to guess why they call me "Sonic"?

[Sonic runs away. As he runs across the desert, Prince Charnock takes pictures with his camera.]

Prince Charnock: Oooh! Now this is good!

[Sonic runs past the view of Prince Charnock's camera.]

Sonic: Unbelievable!

[Sonic continues running across the desert. He then runs up to Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg, having gathered most of the spaceship's pieces, which he sets down in front of Prince Charnock.]

Sonic: There you go, one pile of parts for a prince!
Prince Charnock: Bravo! Reconstitute, Splorg!
Splorg: Automatic reconstitution commencing.

[Splorg presses a button on the watch in his left wrist with his right index finger. The pieces of the spaceship fly onto the spaceship, repairing it. However, there are still two pieces missing.]

Splorg: Oh, no, you princeliness! There are still pieces missing!

[Splorg flies up to the spaceship's cockpit.]

Splorg: The cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy,

[Splorg flies up to the ship's engine and looks inside.]

Splorg: And, oh, no! The Navigational Nose Cone with embedded miniaturized steering chip!

[Prince Charnock walks up to Splorg.]

Prince Charnock: What?
Splorg: We'll never find Rhombus without it!

[Sonic runs up to Prince Charnock and Splorg.]

Sonic: All right, folks! Take a chill pill! There's still loads of time left!
Splorg: Only an hour and forty minutes now.

[Tails flies up to Sonic.]

Sonic: And we're gonna find em' and get you back to Rhombus before you can say, "E.T. Go Home!"! Are you with me?
Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg: Yeah! Yeah!
Prince Charnock: Oh, jolly good! We get to tour Mobius after all!

[Prince Charnock applauds. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder climb back up the cliff, grunting. Grounder has his right tread and nose detached, and he re-attaches the former.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Oh, that Hedgehog! He thinks he's so smart.
Scratch: D'oh, put your nose back on, doofus! And let's get to the Electro Suction Plate and go after him.

[Grounder screws his nose back on.]

Grounder: Mmmm.

[Grounder rolls away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg are in a jungle filled with Curly-Q trees.]

Sonic: Keep your eyes peeled, Gang.
Prince Charnock: I say, these trees are tremendously smashingly boss! We have nothing like this on Rhombus.

[Prince Charnock walks through the jungle, taking pictures. He is completely oblivious to the fact that he wandered into the path of a snake. Sonic gasps when he sees this. He runs to the snake and picks it up, then runs past Prince Charnock, spinning him around. When Prince Charnock stops spinning, he continues walking through the jungle in the same direction. Sonic sets the snake down, and runs back to Prince Charnock.]

Sonic: It's called a Curly-Q tree, Prince.
Prince Charnock: Jolly good!

[At a waterfall, Sonic and Prince Charnock have caught up with Tails and Splorg, who have found the Cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy, which is resting on a branch.]

Splorg: Prince Charnock! And, oh, Prince Charnock, we found the Cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy! Prince Charnock!

[Sonic, Tails, and Splorg turn around. Prince Charnock is taking a picture of a Sun Fish (who is wearing sunglasses and holding a drink in his left fin) with his camera.]

Prince Charnock: I say, this fish is fantastically super! We have nothing like this on Rhombus.

[Prince Charnock is about to step into the water with his right foot, but is completely oblivious to this. Sonic gasps when he sees this, and runs behind Prince Charnock. He pulls him back by the back of his shirt with both his hands.]

Sonic: Ugh! It's called a Sun Fish, Prince.
Prince Charnock: Jolly good!
Grounder [heard offscreen]: Now, Scratch!

[Sonic and Prince Charnock turn their attention to Scratch and Grounder. The former of the two badniks is holding the remote control in his right hand, and the latter of which is holding the Electro Suction Plate in both his hands.]

Scratch: Say bye-bye, spineball!

[Scratch presses the button on the remote with his right index finger. Grounder is now holding the Electro Suction Plate the other way, and it pulls him and Scratch in.]

Scratch and Grounder: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Scratch: It's backwards, you imbecile!

[Scratch and Grounder scream as they float down the river on the Electro Suction plate. They fall down the waterfall, and Tails, who is flying above the Cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy, picks it up with both his hands. He turns to face Sonic, Prince Charnock, and Splorg.]

Tails: I got it, Sonic!
Sonic: Way to go, bro!

[Prince Charnock applauds. Scratch and Grounder climb out of the river, grunting. This time, Grounder's right arm and nose have detached. Grounder reattaches the former with his left hand.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: I really miss my nose.
Scratch: D'oh, Grounder, you and your stupid snout are driving me bonkers! Now shut it back on, or I'll do it for you!

[Scratch smacks Grounder's face with his left hand. Grounder is now holding his nose in both his drills.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Just keep your wings off of my nose, Poultry Face!

[The Sun Fish floats by on the Electro Suction Plate.]

Scratch: Give me that!

[Scratch picks up the Electro Suction Plate with his right hand. The Sun Fish jumps back into the water and splashes Scratch and Grounder.]

Scratch and Grounder: [both scream]

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic, Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg reach a canyon.]

Sonic: Keep your eyes spyin', gang! That Nose Cone could be anywhere!

[Prince Charnock looks around and sees many strange rock formations, including one that resembles a set of bowling pins, one that resembles a set of dominoes, one that resembles a seesaw (which is held down at one end by a boulder), and one that resembles a basketball hoop.]

Prince Charnock [heard offscreen]: Well well well, oh, this certainly looks like fun.

[Splorg looks at his watch and gasps.]

Splorg: Only one hour left till' the coronation!

[Tails is now flying near the Domino Rock Formation.]

Tails: Wow! It looks like a bunch of dominoes!

[Sonic runs in between each Domino Rock. He does not find the Nose Cone. He then runs back to Tails.]

Sonic: But no nose cone between em'! Keep looking, kid!
Splorg [heard offscreen]: Oh joy, oh, joy, oh joy!

[Sonic runs up to Splorg, who has found the Nose Cone at the top of a rock formation that resembles a slide. Tails flies up to them.]

Splorg: The Navigational Nose Cone with Embedded Miniaturized Steering Chip!

[Sonic runs in place.]

Sonic: All right, Splorge-meister!

[Sonic runs up the Slide Rock Formation and picks up the Nose Cone with his right hand.]

Sonic: Yo, Prince!

[Prince Charnock is standing on the end of the Seesaw Rock Formation, about to take a picture of the Basketball Hoop Rock Formation.]

Prince Charnock: I say, these rocks are remarkable!

[Prince Charnock is about to walk off the Seesaw Rock Formation with his right foot. Sonic sees this, spins down the Slide Rock Formation, and runs up the Seesaw Rock Formation. He pulls Prince Charnock back by the back of his shirt with both his hands.]

Sonic: And you have nothing like it on Rhombus, right?
Prince Charnock: Yes. How'd you know?
Sonic: Lucky guess. Here.

[Sonic tosses the Nose Cone to Prince Charnock, who catches it in both his hands.]

Prince Charnock: Jolly good!
Scratch [heard offscreen]: Now, Grounder!

[Sonic gasps, and he and Prince Charnock turn their attention to Scratch and Grounder, who are now standing on the rim of the Basketball Hoop Rock Formation. the former of which is holding the Electro Suction Plate in both his hands, and the latter of which is holding the remote control in his left hand.]

Scratch: And I'm not gonna miss!

[Grounder presses the button on the remote with his right index finger.]

Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic turns around and sees the boulder holding down the other end of the Seesaw Rock Formation. Scratch points the Electro Suction Plate at Sonic and Prince Charnock, who then duck.]

Sonic: Look out!

[The beam goes right above Sonic and Prince Charnock and grabs the boulder. It reels it in, lowering the other end as a result. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!
Grounder: Whoa!

[The Boulder lands on Scratch and Grounder, smashing them. It also smashes the Basketball Hoop Rock Formation to pebbles.]

Sonic: [screams]
Prince Charnock: Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[The pebbles bury Sonic and Prince Charnock and create a cloud of dust. Tails and Splorg fly up to them.]

Splorg: Prince Charnock!

[Sonic and Prince Charnock emerge from the rubble.]

Prince Charnock: Oooh! I say, what smashing fun this is! I do wish we could stay longer.
Sonic: Well, after you stop your baby brother from blowing us up, come on back!
Prince Charnock: Jolly good idea!
Sonic: Got the Nose Cone?

[Prince Charnock looks around.]

Prince Charnock: Hmmm... hmmm... oh!

[Prince Charnock pulls out Grounder's nose with his left hand.]

Prince Charnock: Here it is.
Sonic: Let's race, then, ace!

[Prince Charnock climbs out of the rubble and walks away. The real Nose Cone is in between Scratch and Grounder, who rise from the rubble.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Oooh!
Scratch: Oh, no you don't, noseless! Here!

[Scratch pulls his left arm out of the rubble and tosses Grounder the Nose Cone with his left hand. It hits him on the head.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Ugh!

[Grounder catches the Nose Cone with both his hands.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: But this isn't my nose!

[Back at Prince Charnock's spaceship, Sonic, Tails, and Prince Charnock are standing near Splorg, who is holding Grounder's nose in both his hands.]

Sonic, Tails, and Prince Charnock: What?
Splorg: I'm telling you, Prince Charnock, this is not the nose cone!
Tails: What is it, then?
Splorg: I don't know!
Prince Charnock: Well, our nose cone must still be out there somewhere!
Splorg: And there's only twenty-five minutes left until the coronation! Oh-ho, we're doomed!
Prince Charnock: [screams] My baby brother is actually going to become king!

[Sonic and Tails gasp.]

Prince Charnock: And Mobius will be blown to bitsies!

[The screen fades to black. The next scene continues where the previous one left off.]

Splorg: Oh! We're doomed!
Sonic: Wanna bet, Splorge?
Prince Charnock and Splorg: We're not doomed?
Sonic: Nope, cause' I figured out what this is.

[Sonic takes Grounder's nose from Splorg with both his hands.]

Sonic: It's Mr. Always-Out-of-Order's nose!
Tails: Grounder's?
Sonic: Correct-a-mundo, kid! The bad-bots must have the nose cone!

[Sonic winks with his left eye. The screen transtions to the next scene, where Scratch and Grounder (the former of which is holding the Nose Cone in his left hand) are in the canyon, standing atop a rock perched on a giant stalagmite. The Electro Suction Plate is in between them and is turned on.]

Scratch: And it's all yours, Hedgehog!

[Scratch tosses the Nose Cone into the suction beam, which pulls it in.]

Scratch: You'll never move again in your whole life, but it's all yours! Bwahaha!
Grounder [in a nasal voice]: I'm gonna call Dr. Robotnik, and tell him the good nose. Uh, I mean good news.

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, which he uses to open his chest compartment with, and pull out his robocom phone. Back at Dr. Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik can be heard complimenting his Electro Suction Plate.]

Dr. Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Yes, My Electro Suction Plate is truly a marvel of evil engineering,

[Robotnik can now be seen in front of his fortress, polishing the windshield of his Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft, which has a winch with a hook on its left side.]

Robotnik: But nothing will ever compare to my belovedly exquisite Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft! Mmmm!

[Robotnik hugs and kisses the front of the Egg-O-Matic, when the phone inside it rings. Robotnik pulls the phone out with his left hand.]

Robotnik: What do you want?!

[There is a brief silence.]

Robotnik: I'm on my way, Scratch!

[Robotnik tosses the phone back into the Egg-O-Matic and jumps into it.]

Robotnik: Ha ha ha ha ha! You're mine now, you glorified porcupine!

[Robotnik turns the key to the ignition with his left hand. The engine struggles to start up, and Robotnik snaps his right thumb and index finger.]

Robotnik: Ooh, I forgot to have it tuned up! Oh, well. I'll do it when I get back.

[The engine finally starts up, and Robotnik flies away in his Egg-O-Matic. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic runs through the desert, holding Grounder's nose in his right arm, and Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg follow behind him. He suddenly sees the Nose Cone in the distance.]

Sonic: There's the nose cone!

[Sonic sees Scratch and Grounder standing in between the Electro Suction Plate and screeches to a halt. Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg catch up to him.]

Tails: Sonic! It's stuck in the suction beam!

[As Sonic talks to Tails, he tosses Grounder's nose into the air and catches it twice.]

Sonic: Well, sprout, we're just gonna have to get em' to turn it off!
Scratch: What? What? Oh, I can't make out a word you're saying!
Grounder [in a nasal voice]: D'oh!
Sonic [heard offscreen]: Okay, Splorge.

[Sonic runs up to Scratch and Grounder, with Splorg floating next to him.]

Sonic: If you think it'll work, it's all right with me!
Scratch: Well, lookie here, Grounder. Come for your Nose Cone, spineball?
Sonic: Yeah. We were gonna trick you into giving it to us, but we don't need it anymore.
Scratch: You don't need it anymore?

[Scratch and Grounder get closer to Sonic, who pulls out Grounder's nose, which he is now holding in his right hand.]

Sonic: Nah. Splorgie here says they can make it back to their planet with Grounder's nose on the spaceship. See ya!

[Sonic runs away, and Splorg floats behind him.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: My nose?! Going to another planet?!

[The top of Grounder's head opens and emits steam.]

Grounder: I'll never see it again! Wait! Wait!

[Grounder rolls after Sonic.]

Scratch: No, Grounder, wait! It's gotta be a trap!

[Sonic runs through the desert, with Grounder rolling behind him, and Scratch running behind Grounder. Sonic suddenly stops.]

Sonic: You want it? You can't have it! Keep away!

[Sonic tosses Grounder's nose into the air just as Scratch and Grounder catch up to him. Tails, who is now flying above Sonic, catches it with both his hands and flies away.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: This isn't funny!

[Scratch and Grounder run after Tails, who flies to the top of the Slide Rock Formation. Scratch and Grounder run up the stairs leading to the top and Tails drops Grounder's nose, which slides down the Slide Rock Formation.]

Grounder: Whoa!
Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho!

[Scratch and Grounder slide down the Slide Rock Formation as Prince Charnock, who is at the bottom, catches Grounder's nose in both his hands. He runs away as Scratch and Grounder reach the bottom and fly into the air, holding each other.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa!
Grounder: Whoa-oa!

[Scratch and Grounder land near one end of the Seesaw Rock Formation.]

Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Grounder: Oh! Oh!

[The force of Scratch and Grounder's landing causes the end of the Seesaw Rock Formation to come down. Scratch and Grounder both stare in shock as it comes closer.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Grounder: Whoa! [yells]

[The Seesaw Rock Formation flattens Scratch and Grounder.]

'Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!
Grounder: Ooof!

[Grounder digs his way out of the Seesaw Rock Formation.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: I want my nose!

[Grounder rolls out of the Seesaw Rock Formation. Scratch climbs out of the hole, with stars spinning around his head.]

Scratch: Oh-ho!

[Scratch runs after Grounder. Meanwhile, Prince Charnock is running, holding Grounder's nose in his right hand.]

Prince Charnock: But it's right here, old chap! It's right here!

[Prince Charnock stops near the Giant Stalagmite holding up the rock, which Sonic is now running on, making it spin. Prince Charnock tosses Sonic Grounder's nose, which Sonic catches with both his hands. Grounder screeches to a halt, then the top of his head opens again, emitting more steam, indicating Grounder is really angry now. Grounder rolls up the Giant Stalagmite, and the spinning rock spins him around.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Grrrr! Oh!

[Scratch puts his right hand on his head in disapproval. He then runs up the Giant Stalagmite and gets Grounder down. They start to spin out of control.]

Scratch: Whoa! Whoa-whoa-ho-ho!
Grounder: Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

[Scratch and Grounder roll into the first rock of the Bowling Pin Rock Formation. They knock all the rocks over, getting a perfect strike.]

Grounder: Ugh! Ugh!
Scratch: Oh-ho-ho-ho!

[Stars spin around Scratch's head as Sonic runs up to him and Grounder, the latter of whom is now begging on his treads.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Give it back!
Sonic: Okay. Here!

[Sonic tosses Grounder's nose onto the Electro Suction Plate.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Ugh!

[Grounder grabs his nose with both his drills, and struggles to pull it off the Electro Suction Plate, with no success.]

Grounder [in a nasal voice]: Ugh! Ugh!

[The suction beam pulls Grounder in.]

Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch looks down at Grounder.]

Scratch: You ding-dong! I knew it! I knew this was a trap!

[Scratch is now holding the remote control in his right hand, and presses a button on it with his left index finger, turning the Electro Suction Plate off.]

Scratch: Now, get out of there before Sonic...
Sonic: Zips in and grabs the real Nose Cone?

[Sure enough, Sonic picks up the Nose Cone with both his hands, and runs away. Grounder is now holding his nose in both his drills.]

Scratch: You tank-treaded twerp! Now look what you and your stupid schnoz have done!

[Scratch grumbles unintelligibly. He then presses the button on the remote with his left index finger, turning the Electro Suction Plate on, which traps Grounder in the suction beam and slams his head against it.]

Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch presses the button on the remote with his left index finger again, turning the Electro Suction Plate off. He then turns it on again, trapping Grounder in the suction beam and slamming his head against it again.]

Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch turns the Electro Suction Plate off again. When Grounder gets back up, several miniature versions of him spin around his head. Scratch turns the Electro Suction Plate on again, trapping Grounder in the suction beam and slamming his head against it again.]

Grounder: Ugh!

[Sonic, who is now holding the Nose Cone in both his hands, runs up to Tails, who is flying next to Prince Charnock and Splorg. He hands the Nose Cone to Tails, who is now holding it in both his hands]

Sonic: Quick, little bro! Take this and get the gang back to the spaceship! I'll meet you there in a split sec!
Tails: Okay!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Scratch is holding the Electro Suction Plate in both his hands, which he uses to smash Grounder's nose with repeatedly. Grounder is on his back, trying to pull him back.]

Scratch: We would have had him! We... we would have had Sonic!
Grounder [in a nasal voice]: My nose!

[Sonic, dressed like Carmen Miranda, runs up to Scratch and Grounder. He then looks at the viewers to talk to them.]

Sonic: Oh, well. I was gonna do something really clever and funny, then trash the Electro Suction Plate, but it looks like Scratch and Grounder are already taken care of!

[Sonic runs away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is running across the desert.]

Sonic: Mmmm! I can almost taste that chili dog I'm gonna have after we get the aliens back to Rhombus!

[Sonic gasps, then screeches to a halt. Robotnik is standing next to Tails, who is tied up, muffled, and imprisoned in a small cage. He is rubbing his stomach with his right hand and holding a button in his left hand, and there is a zirconium ray attached to the back of the Egg-O-Matic, which is pointed down at Tails.]

Robotnik: And I can almost taste those pork rinds I'm going to have, now that I have you, Hedgehog!

[Sonic walks up to Tails.]

Sonic: Tails!

[Robotnik is now holding the button in his right hand.]

Robotnik: I wouldn't try it, unless you'd like to see my zirconium ray turn your favorite fox into molecular particles!
Sonic: I'll pass.
Robotnik: Excellent choice.

[Robotnik pulls out the Nose Cone from behind his back with his right hand.]

Robotnik: I also now possess this Nose Cone, that your alien amigos seem to think is so... vastly important.

[Splorg flies up to Robotnik]

Splorg: But Sir, the Prince's baby brother will blow Mobius up unless you give it to us!
Robotnik: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
Sonic: I'll answer that!
Robotnik: Quiet! Do you really expect me, the infinitely intelligent Dr. Robotnik, to fall for such an obvious trick? Get out of my face!

[Splorg flies away and hides behind Prince Charnock.]

Robotnik: However, since I am, uh, such a good egg, I'll let them have their nose cone. But only if you, you supersonic pincushion, give yourself up to me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sonic: How much time, Splorgie?

[Splorg looks at his watch.]

Splorg: Only fifteen minutes!
Sonic: Give em' the Nose Cone, Rotnik, and lock me up! I'll save Mobius if you won't!
Robotnik: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is tied up, muffled, and tossed into the small cage Tails was previously in.]

Sonic: Ugh!

[Robotnik is now holding the Nose Cone in his right hand.]

Robotnik: Now scram, you slimy space creeps!

[Robotnik tosses the Nose Cone, which Prince Charnock catches with both his hands.]

Splorg: Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! Let's fly, your Princeliness!
Prince Charnock: But we can't just leave Sonic and his little friend Tails here like this!

[Splorg points to his watch with his right index finger.]

Splorg: My leige, thirteen minutes!
Prince Charnock: But they helped us so much, we must help them! Now, I wouldn't be much of a king if I didn't do that!
Splorg: My liege, you'll help them most by leaving!

[Prince Charnock suddenly gets an idea.]

Prince Charnock: Splorg, there's one more snapshot I need to take!

[Prince Charnock tosses the Nose Cone, which Splorg catches in both his hands.]

Splorg: Arrrgh!

[Prince Charnock (who is holding his camera in both his hands) walks up to Robotnik, who ties the rope from the winch onto the cage Sonic is in.]

Prince Charnock: I say, this weapon is wonderful!
Robotnik: Mmmm?
Prince Charnock: I said, "This weapon is wonderful!". We've nothing like this on Rhombus.

[Prince Charnock winks his right eye at Sonic, who nods his head in approval. Robotnik is now reeling back the winch with his right hand.]

Prince Charnock: Do you mind terribly if I snap a photo of it?
Robotnik: If that's how you get your jollies, go ahead!

[Prince Charnock is now holding his camera in both hands and is standing in front of the first rock of the Domino Rock Formation.]

Prince Charnock: Just one little step backward to get the whole thing in the shot.

[Prince Charnock backs up and intentionally bumps into the first rock of the Domino Rock Formation, knocking it over and starting a chain reaction.]

Prince Charnock: Oh, dear! What have I done?

[Prince Charnock slaps himself on the head with his right hand. As the rocks knock each other over, Robotnik is quick to notice this. He then realizes he parked his Egg-O-Matic in front of the last rock. He hugs his Egg-O-Matic.]

Robotnik: My precious Egg-O-Matic hovercraft!

[Robotnik jumps into his Egg-O-Matic and starts it up, but before it can get anywhere, the last rock falls on top of Robotnik, flattening him.]

Robontik: [screams] Ooof! I hate that Hedgehog!

[Prince Charnock has now unmuffled and untied Sonic.]

Sonic: Thanks for the assist, Prince!

[Sonic spins, destroying the cage. Splorg looks at his watch.]

Splorg: Oh! The coronation's in nine minutes!

[Sonic, now holding the Nose Cone in his right hand, runs up to Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg.]

Sonic: Afterburners, gang!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails, Prince Charnock, and Splorg follow him. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic reaches Prince Charnock's spaceship. Tails flies behind him, carrying the Cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy. Splorg flies up to Sonic and takes the Nose Cone from him with both his hands. He places it on the spaceship, then gets in the cockpit. Prince Charnock runs up to the spaceship and jumps into the cockpit. Splorg looks at his watch again.]

Splorg: Five minutes!
Sonic: Can you make it?
Splorg: We'll have to go to hyperspeed, but, yes!

[Tails places the Cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy on the spaceship. During the next scene, even though Sonic is talking to Prince Charnock, Grounder (who is holding his nose in both his drills) is seen talking to Scratch. Sonic's voice is heard instead of Grounder's, as Grounder's lips almost sync up with what Sonic's saying.]

Sonic [heard offscreen]: And we'll see you for another visit soon, right?
Prince Charnock: Oh, it's a certainty, old chap! I've got to show you how the pictures turned out!
Sonic: Hmmm.

[Tails picks up Sonic by his left hand with both his hands. Sonic knocks on the cockpit's Pressurizing Canopy with his right hand, which Prince Charnock lifts up.]

Sonic: Hey, Prince, you never told us; why does your baby brother hate Mobius so much that he'd want to blow it up?
Prince Charnock: Oh, no reason, really. He hates eating his vegetables, too. He's only two years old, you know.

[Sonic and Tails shake their heads in surprise.]

Sonic and Tails: Huh?
Tails: Two years old?
Sonic: He really is your baby brother!
Prince Charnock: Cheerio!

[Prince Charnock lowers the Cockpit's pressurizing canopy.]

Tails: Bye!
Sonic: So long!

[Prince Charnock's spaceship flies away, back to the planet Rhombus.]

Prince Charnock [heard offscreen]: I say, that little Sonic and his friend Tails chappies are jolly good fellows!

[The screen irises out, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says

[The Sun Fish is on the beach, laying on his stomach on a towel. There is a radio to his left side and a glass to his right.]

Tails [heard offscreen]: I want a great looking tan like that Sun Fish over there,

[Sonic and Tails are under an umbrella and on a towel of their own. They are both wearing swimsuits, and neither one of them is wearing shoes or socks. Sonic is also lying on his back, wearing sunglasses and looking through a book.]

Tails: But I'll never get it sitting under this umbrella!

[Sonic sits up.]

Sonic: Patience, Tails. You'll get your tan the right way!

[Sonic pulls out a tube of sun block, which he is holding in his left hand. the tube says, SUN BLOCK in red letters and has a picture of the sun wearing a football helmet.]

Tails: Sunscreen? This'll take all day!

[Sonic drops the bottle of sun block, which Tails holds in both his hands. Meanwhile, the Sun is drinking from a bag that says, A-1 CHARCOAL.]

Sonic [heard offscreen] The damage caused by one bad sunburn can last the rest of your life! Getting burnt is bad news!

[Sure enough, the Sun begins to burn the Sun Fish, who jumps into the air in pain.]

Sun Fish: [screams]
Sonic [heard offscreen]: Use sunscreen,

[Tails, who is now holding the bottle of sun block in his right hand, pours sunscreen from it into his left hand. Sonic is now holding his sunglasses in his right hand]

Sonic: And don't stay out too long. Your tan may take a little longer, but it's a zillion times safer!

[Sonic puts his sunglasses back on with his right hand and gives a thumbs-up with his left hand. The screen fades to black.]

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