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This is transcript for the Sonic Boom episode "Double Doomsday".

[Scene: Meh Burger, day.]

[Sonic and Amy are waiting in line at the cashier's counter.]
Sonic: Man, I am starving! Next exit: Munchytown, population: us.
[Just as Sonic walks up to the cashier, Dr. Eggman cuts right in front of him immediately]
Dr. Eggman: Hey, no cutsies! I was here first!
Sonic: No way, Egghead! We've been waiting!
Dave the Intern: Um, I believe the barrel-chested gentleman with the luxuriant mustache was first.
Sonic: What? Are you serious?!
Amy: Sonic, let's not make a scene.
Dr. Eggman: That's how we do it! Score one for Eggman. [Starts dancing as techno music plays. Sonic and Amy watch, unimpressed]. Just gotta flash the 'stache.

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, day.]

[Eggman is eating a burger. There are fries and a drink on his table.]
Dr. Eggman: Mmm, now that's good! How's yours over there? Oh, right. Yours isn't ready yet. Should have been faster, Sonic! [laughs evilly]
[Dave carries a tray to Sonic and Amy's table.]
Dave: Okay, here we are. Two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles.
Sonic: I said no pickles.
Dr. Eggman: [laughing] Oh, this is just the best day ever!
[Eggman is eating burger and then interrupted by Dave.]
Dave: [clear his throat] I'm Dave, big fan of yours, sir. I've study all of your attacks, the Bee Bot gambit, the lair gambit, the gambit gambit.
Dr. Eggman: Aw yes, that one was doubly risky. I like the cut of your jib. How'd you like to be my unpaid intern?
Dave: It'd be an honour to work for you without pay.
Dr. Eggman: Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, day.]

Dave: Wow! I'm really here! Where do I start?
Dr. Eggman: Even though you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.
[Eggman bring the mop to Dave.]
Dr. Eggman: Mop the bathroom.
Dave: Mop the bathroom!? Wow! Back at Meh Burger I'd have to be a manager to do that.
[Dave runs off]
Dr. Eggman: You two could learn a thing or two from this kid.
[Dave is throwing out the trash, Orbot and Cubot are spying on Dave]
Orbot: This new intern worries my circuit, I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison.
Cubot: Yeah, he's making us look bad too. He does more sucking up than my cousin, Suzanne and she's a vacuum.
[Dave is secretly listening to Orbot and Cubot's complaints.]

[Scene Change: Dr. Eggman's Lair, later.]

Orbot: Cubot! Cubot! Cubot, where have you gone?
[Orbot goes through a door to a that leads to a dark, empty room]
Orbot: Cubot are you there? [Turns on his built-in flashlights, oil drips on him] My word...
[Camera shows a trapdoor, oil dripping on the outside with a rope attached. Orbot pulls on the rope and the trapdoor opens as pieces fall out. Orbot screams. Camera shows Cubot in pieces. Orbot screams again.]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

Dr. Eggman: I could build a robot to do this but there's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
[Dave comes upon Eggman's old Doomsday Device.]
Dave: What's this?
Dr. Eggman: Oh, yes my old Doomsday Device.
Dave: It's magnificent. I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds.
Dr. Eggman: Well, maybe not a hundred, but if I connected that power supply... a one definitely!
[Orbot comes in carrying Cubot's pieces.]
Orbot: Dr. Eggman sir, it's Cubot he's been disassembled.
Dr. Eggman: I don't have time for you two, can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protege? So, where were we? Ah yes, you were praising me. You were leaving
[Camera shows Orbot depressed as he leaves.]

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop, day.]

Tails: Here it is, the Reverse Polarizer, it takes any force and reverses it.
[Tails flushes the toilet, uses the Reverse Polarizer. The water comes back up, falling back down and into the toilet.]
Sonic: [Carrying a plunger] Guess we won't be needing this anymore [Throws the plunger behind his back]
[A knock is heard off-screen. Camera turns to show Orbot, the plunger stuck to his head. Sonic and Tails rush to the door.]
Orbot: Hello, odd request. Could I trouble you to reassemble my dismantled cohort? [Gestures to Cubot, who is on the floor dismantled]

[Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.]

[Dave is vacuuming the lair, Eggman walks in]
Dr. Eggman: Great Job, next thing I need you to do is clean up the robo-litter box.
[Camera shows little robots flying above a litter box full of bolts.]
'Dave: Uh, actually Dr. Eggman [Clears his throat] Now, that you consider me your protege. I was kind of hoping to get a little more evil experience like, concut a scheme together maybe I could pitch some ideas?
Dr. Eggman: Listen Dave, your a terrible kid and thats great, but you have to start at the bottom of the evil ladder and work your way up.
Dave: [Dissapointed] But I've spent a year and a half in the fast-food industry.
Dr. Eggman: Let's give it a few more weeks, eh?
Dave: A few more weeks? [Outraged] A few more weeks?! I can't sit around indefinitely?! What do you think I am?! A Meh Burger?! [Runs off, Eggman right behind him. Goes into Eggman's Lab and closes the door]
Dr. Eggman: You come out this instant!
Dave: [Through the door] No! I'll show you! I'm gonna be an evil genius, no matter what you say!
[Hammer and a drill noise can be heard]
Dr. Eggman: David, what is going on in there?
Dave: [Lying] Nothing!
Dr. Eggman: You stop that right now, young man. That is my Doomsday Device.
Dave: Then maybe you shouldn’t have locked the power supply in here then, and maybe I shouldn’t put the power supply in my pants!
Eggman: Your not wearing any pants!
Dave: Then what are these pockets?
[Drilling sounds can be heard, along with screech from a cat, a scream, a cow, and electric shocks]
Eggman: That better not be what I think it is.
Dave: Depends on whether you think it’s a Doomsday Device that’s I just activated!
Eggman: Actually, I thought it was my panini press. But this is worse! [Walks away]

[Scene Change: Tails’ Workshop, day.]

[Tails finishes fixing Cubot. He turns Cubot on.]
Cubot: Watch what your grabbing there bozo.
Orbot: Huzzah! He’s fixed! Cubot tell us what happened to you.
Cubot: It’s Dave! He dismantled me! And I liked being mantled.

[Scene Change: Dr.Eggman’s Lair]

Eggman: Activate my Doomsday Device, huh? Well, I’ll show you [Takes out a sandwich from his panini press Andy takes a bite of it before looking at his Doomsday Device and turning it on]

[Scene Change: Tails’ Workshop]

[Tails’ laptop beeps repeatedly. Tails walks to the laptop and opens it. There is a map of Eggman’s Lair with two red dots on the screen]
Tails: Whoa, I’m reading two weird energy signatures from Eggman’s Lair.
Sonic: What’s are they?
Tails: Judging from how powerful and unstable they are, I’d say they could only be some kind of Doomsday Device. Two of them.

[Scene Change: Eggman’s Lair]

Eggman: [Yelling to Dave] I’ll have you know that I just activated my Doomsday Device and its gonna destroy the world even bigger than that one!