IML - Dr Robotnik
"Dr. Robotnik" is a song by Intercontinental Music Lab and the fourth song from their album, Superheroes of Science. The song's lyrics revolve around Dr. Robotnik and just how pathetic he is for failing time and again because of one little Hedgehog.
- Music by Richard Yates and Nick Osbourne
- Lyrics by Julian Peters
- Vocals by Julian Peters and Aya Saito
Lyrics
- So another day has passed, you've done the same old things
- You've been bouncing off springs and collecting gold rings
- Rolling over bridges that crumble away
- But Christ, between here and level 5, someone stands in your way
- (Eggman)
- Kukukachoo, he's searching for you
- His IQ is 300, so what the Dickens will you do?
- You must get past him if you want to curl into a ball at home
- Watch out, he's twice as brainy as soft porn queen Sharon Stone
- (Robotnik)
- A.K.A
- (Eggman)
- (Robotnik)
- That's right, the Eggman
- Although most people aren't quite sure what his game is
- Everyone knows he's the spit of Windsor Davies
- So when you see him coming, boy, you better run
- Because this Mutha F "ain't half-hot mum"
- But for someone so bright to devote his life
- To hunting down a single hedgehog, something isn't quite right
- Building mecha suits that are armour clad
- To be destroyed by a hedgehog, well, that's just plain sad
- (Robotnik)
- Idiot
- (Eggman)
- Slender legs like Red Rum
- (Robotnik)
- A hedgehog hater
- (Eggman)
- Wallybasher
- (Robotnik)
- Kicking hedgehogs to death
- (Eggman)
- (Robotnik)
- Wazzark
- The Eggman
- Winsaa Deibisu (Windsor Davies)
- Winsaa Deibisu (Windsor Davies)
- Shiranai, shiranai (I don't know, I don't know)
- Wakanai (I don't understand)
- Mo ikai? (Once more please?)
- Wakatta! (I got it!)
- Einta hafu hotto mum, deshou? (Ain't half-hot mum, isn't it?)