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This is a transcript from the Sonic Boom episode, "Fire in a Crowded Workshop".

[Scene: Tails' Workshop, daytime]

[Tails' Workshop smokes. Tails runs into his workshop and sees Sonic, Amy, Perci, and Knuckles covered in smoke sod]

Tails: What happened here?!

Sonic: Can you be more specific? [A plank of wood falls over and a sock drops] Oh, the mess. Funny story, it all began at Meh Burger..

[Scene Change: Meh Burger, daytime]

[Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy are at a table eating.]

Sonic: [Bit his burger] Adequate burgers today.

Knuckles: Yeah, you can barely taste the shredded newspaper.

Amy: [Bites her burger] Ugh, I said "No Mayonnaise"! [Gets up, flips over the table, pulled out her hammer, and then smashes another table] Oh, come on.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]

Amy: I don't act like that.

Sonic: Hey, who's telling the story?! So, where was I? Oh, yeah. [Continuing] We were so embarrassed by Amy's uncouthed behavior, that we left Meh Burger.

[Scene Change: Outside the Village]

[Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy are walking, Amy is still mad. Sonic sees Perci sitting on a boulder and a broken bicycle. Sonic dashed to her.]

Sonic: Everything ok, miss?

Perci: Are you...

Sonic: [Responds] Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Fastest hero in the World, purveyor of justice, righter of wrongs, eater of chili dogs.

Perci: [Squealing, then turns around] [to herself] Calm down, Perci. It's just all your dreams coming true. [turn back around] I'm sorry.

Sonic: Don't worry, I'm used to it. Just breathe slowly and tell Uncle Sonic what happened.

Amy: Clearly, she fell off her bike and hurt her arm.

Sonic: Oh, Amy. Don't be jealous because I'm paying attention to another.

Amy: Grrrr!

Sonic: [To Perci] Don't mind her, she kinda has a thing for me.

Perci: Who wouldn't?

Sonic: Exactly. Now let's see what we can do about that bicycle. [Walks over to Knuckles.] Knuckles, bring it over here. [Knuckles walks off and comes back with a boulder.] That's a boulder. I said bicycle, but I'm not angry because I know that you're a simpleton.

Knuckles: Thank you, Mr. Sonic. [Throws the boulder away and walks off.]

Amy: Oh my, Perci. You've been injured. I know what to do about that. Lecture you on bicycle safety. First: never ride a bi- [Sonic walks up to both of them.]

Sonic: Amy, what Perci really needs is a splint for her arm.

Perci: Wow. You sure know how to take charge of every situation.

[Sonic winks.]

Amy: And, Voila!

[Sonic notices Perci's arm is in a mechanical sling and nods in disapproval as Knuckles walks up to sonic.]

Knuckles: I couldn't find a bicycle, but maybe one of us could ride this to get one. [He holds up Perci's bicycle and throws it in the mud, splashing Amy and Perci.] Sorry about your scarf. I should've known I'd mess it up. I always do when I'm not under Sonic's direct supervision.

[Sonic walks over to Perci's bicycle.]

Sonic: Huh. As a man I could fix this with my bare hands. However, it would be quicker with the proper tools. To Tails' workshop!

[The four head over to Tails' workshop just before Sticks pops up.]

Sticks: Hey! Watch out for that robot! I'll bet she's a spy! Broadcasting our secrets to her mechanical overlords! You know, the ones that make the microwaves blink 12:00! Even though you just did it yesterday!! [Sticks runs off screaming.]

Sonic: [To Perci] Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]

[Sonic opens the door.]

Sonic: Tails? I guess he isn't here. No matter. I'll heroically repair this bike with only my bare hands! [Picks up Tails' welding laser.] And a welding laser. Amy, you tend to poor Perci's injury.

Amy: Mmm hmm.

Sonic: Knuckles, You clean the scarf that you so carelessly ruined.

[Sonic puts the bike on the table and starts to fix it. Amy puts a heating pad on Perci's arm and Knuckes looks for a place to dry the scarf, such as a drying rack, blow dryer, drying machine, and lab kiln.]

Knuckles: Tails' industrial strength lab kiln seems like a perfect place to dry a really delicate scarf. [He puts it in the lab kiln, closes the door, and turns it on.]

Amy: This heating pad isn't enough. [To Knuckles.] Knuckles, get Perci a pillow

Knuckles: You're not the boss of me! Sonic is!

Amy: But I'm bossy and overbearing and I need everyone to do as I say to compensate for my own insecurity! [Knuckles angrily throws the pillow at Amy.] Don't throw it at me! Hand it to me NICELY! [She throws the pillow back at Knuckles which exchanges in a pillow fight with the pillow ending up in Perci's face.]

Sonic: Kids! Behave yourselves! This is why we can't have nice things!

[Sonic smells smoke and a fire starts as Amy and Knuckes do a tug of war for the pillow. Sonic puts out the fire using buckets of water.]

Sonic: So I stepped into action and put out the fire, Sonic style! Which must've been caused by Knuckles putting that scarf in the kiln.

Knuckles: That's not what happened. I'll tell you the real story.

[Scene Change: Knuckle's ship at night]

[Knuckles fantasizes himself as a pirate captain wearing a blue coat and cap steering a wooden ship at night with the wind blowing through his hair.]

Knuckles: It's been days since I last laid me eyes on the elusive white whale.

Tails: Knuckles, we're talking about what happened in my workshop.

Knuckles: I'm getting there. So, the white whale had just trashed Meh Burger.

Amy: Wait. I'm the white whale?

Knuckles: SHUSH! We were heading back home when we came across Perci. As usual, Sonic made a fool of himself.

[Scene Change: Outside the Village]

[ Sonic dashed to Perci sitting on a boulder and a broken bicycle.]

Sonic: Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

Perci: Never heard of you. [Notices Knuckes walking up to them still in his blue naval cap. The wind blowing through his hair.] But who's your friend? [Walks over to Knuckles pushing Sonic aside.]

Knuckles: I'm just a humble echidna. Which is why I won't brag about my boyish charm, unimaginable strength, and ability to think real good. You know, smartnesswise.

[Sonic struggles to pick up Perci's broken bicycle, just before Knuckles picks it up over his head using only one arm.]

Sonic: Wha?!

Perci: Wow. Muscles and brain smartness.

Knuckles: I know. [Sonic falls.] Medic! Splint up this pretty lady's arm!

Amy: I hope I can live up to your expectations, Captain Knuckles. [Amy puts the splint on her leg instead of her arm.

Knuckles: Oh ho, Amy. You forgotten what an arm is. This is an arm. [Flexes his left arm.]

Perci: Wow. You are the whole package.

Knuckles: And here's the gift-wrapping. [Starts flexing his arms. Amy sighs dreamily.]

[Sonic flexes his arms too and ends up leaning on Perci's broken bicycle, causing it to fall in the mud, splashing Amy and Perci. Sonic gasps.]

Knuckles: SONIC! You clumsy oaf! Perpetual second banana! Look what you've done! [To Perci.] Come, my lady! We must go to Casa Del Tails to repair your bicicleta before Sonic does any further damage.

[Knuckles takes Perci's arm leaving Amy angry and the four head over to Tails' workshop with Sonic behind them.]

Sonic: Come on, guys! Wait for meeeeeee!

[The four keep walking just before Sticks pops up.]

Sticks: Hey! Be careful of that alien! She'll abduct our livestock, phone home from our houses, and turn us all int pie people! She's...a goodful A goodful!! [Sticks runs off screaming.]

Knuckles: [To Perci] Don't pay attention to her. She's actually very nice.

[Scene Change: Tails' Workshop]

[Sonic fixes the bike with a wielding laser and suddenly burns his finger. He screams in pain and starts blowing on it]

Knuckles: Sonic! Can't you do anything right? [To Perci.] Your scarf will look brand new. But it'll never look as lovely as its owner. [Perci blushes. Knuckles puts the scarf in the kiln. Meanwhile, Amy struggles with a heating pad.]

Amy: How does this heating pad work? Mmm. [Throws the heating pad on a pile of newspapers.]

Knuckles: A pillow for my maiden fan?

Amy: Hey, I'm the medic! I'll give her the pillow!

Sonic: I want to give her the pillow so I could be more like my hero Knuckles!

[Sonic and Amy fight over the pillow when suddenly a fire starts. Sonic jumps in Amy's arms scared. Knuckes uses his ice breath to put the fire out. Perci leans against his arm.]

Knuckles: So I put out the fire using my ice breath. Probably started when Amy threw the heating pad on those old newspapers. She's not very brainsmart.

Amy: That's not what happened at all! I'll tell you what really happened. We ALL agreed the service at Meh Burger was terrible, so we left and that's when we ran into Perci, with her little damsel in distress act.

[Scene Change: Outside the Village]

[Perci is sitting on a boulder and a broken bicycle.]

Perci: I've seem to have fallen from my bicycle and injured my little old arm. If only there was some heroic gentleman who would rescue poor little me.

[Sonic and Knuckles stare at Perci all lovey-dovey and chuckling.]

Sonic: You're pretty.

Perci: Would one of you handsome young men come and retrieve my bicycle?

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