Forum:Retarded Criminals…………

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So, yeah, I was just watching the news, and the guy who ran the convienant stor in my old home town was on. Apparantly last night, the place was robbed by some dude who's been robbing places all over the town lately. The guy has a gun, aimed at him. The owner (I've forgotten his name... =_=;) pulls out a gun, and asks the robber what he wants. Robber says he wants to be a Muslim, like the owner. Owner gives him $40, and a loaf of bread. They pray together. Robber leaves. Owner calls cops. Robber gets arrested. What a dumb criminal. /: Anyone else have any true retarded criminal stories to share? SLJCOAAATR Soul 19:59, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

here is my story- LOOK AT EGGMAN THE END XXRougeTheBatXx 04:49, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

great, another impersonator.Valerie the Voxai 16:16, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

IM NOT AN IMPERSONATOR! XXRougeTheBatXx 22:53, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

B, then add a big fat S.Valerie the Voxai 19:57, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

ow.The Chosen One Of Fire 17:23, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Think watever u want val, just no that u have a crazy imagination and know that its me, the real deal! XXRougeTheBatXx 18:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't need an ad hoc girl thinking shes an anthropomorphic bat theif. Ps, how close are you related to User:Shadow the hedgehog 23? pps, only my friends call me val.Valerie the Voxai 22:48, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

wow. honestly, i don't really care because both me and my fan character hate her guts (no offense to the user).The Chosen One Of Fire 13:37, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

i like rouge but the user freaks me out...hehe "Victoria" Dawn the Hedgehog 15:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

BURNTréXtheXHedgehog 03:42, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

And i chould know.The Chosen One Of Fire 10:18, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey! Didn't I just tell you off about makeing fun of people like me or Rouge in the first place! As if you all never wished that you could be your fav character before. Oh, and if you want to talk about STUPID criminals (retarded should NOT be used as an insult) than watch on of the more recent episodes of The Spectacular Spider-Man with the Sand-Man in it. The dude breaks (emphisus on breaks) into a jewlery store, "wears" all da bling (since he is sand, they can be stuck to him), fights Spider-Man, and when the cops arrive he drains into, well, a drain, but only his sand gets filtered through, meaning that all of the shinies get left behind, and through the drain his voice can be heard saying, "Awwww! My Big Score!" I LOL everytime I see that! Oh, and FYI, Eggman is more of an evil genius than a criminal, a stupid genius, but a genius none the less.--Sonic the Hedgehog! 14:36, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

stupid...genius...stupid...genius...stupid...genius...oooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.The Chosen One Of Fire 15:03, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

I've got something that will make you guys sick to your stomach, and deffinately deserves a mention here: 58.--Kagimizu-Seeya 'round~ 15:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

???The Chosen One Of Fire 18:18, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

58SlugDrones!--Kagimizu-Seeya 'round~ 18:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok< this has gone off topic ether talk about a Retarded Criminal or get off. I was watching one of those shows about criminals and there was this one guy who climbed up a 7 11 (I think) after hours and broke a hole threw the roof then whent in ONLY TO STEAL DRITY BOOKS, thats all, he drilled trew the roof just to get drity books, he never even tryed to get somthing else and when the cops came he tryed to jump back up the hole. Evenstaly he just tryed to bust through the front door, that didint work so he just gave up and sat down reading the books till the cops came and got him.

--Noname The Hero(Hero Talk)What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure 20:53, 5 August 2009 (UTC)