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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Prehistoric Sonic".

[The episode begins in the sky during World War I. A green biplane fires at the blue biplane Robotnik's time machine is standing atop. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, who are all wrapped in bandages like mummies, all scream as the blue biplane breaks into pieces and the pilot, who is one of Sonic's ancestors, jumps out. The time machine then falls to the ground below, and Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all poke their heads out of it. Grounder turns and sees a tank approaching them.]

Grounder: Hey! That looks like one of my distant relatives!

[As Robotnik talks, he tears his bandages off with both his hands.]

Dr. Robotnik: Quick! Adjust the time controls and get us out of here!

[Robotnik pulls the levers forward with both his hands, and the time machine disappears just in time to avoid being flattened by the tank. The camera then cuts to a view of the time machine travelling through the time warp.]

Scratch: What are we going back in time for, Dr. Robotnik?

[As Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder to talk to them, they remove their bandages with both their hands and drills.]

Robotnik: To get the Chaos Emerald of Life, you fools! With it, I can bring anything to life, even dead-heads like you!

[Robotnik slams Grounder's head with his left fist.]

Scratch: Whoo-hoo! Did you hear that, Grounder? He'll be able to bring us to life! I'll be a real live chicken! Whoo-hoo! Bwahaha!
Grounder: Yeah, and I'll be a real live, uh... uh... uh, whatever I am!

[As the time machine travels through the time warp, an hourglass flies up to the camera, and is used as a transition to the next scene, where Tails, who is wearing a blue bathing suit and sunglasses, is flying over the water, holding his surfboard in his left arm.]

Tails: Sonic! Every time the waves get good, Sonic gets lost!

[Below, four pink Beach Bunnies in red bikinis are seen playing volleyball with a blue ball. Tails flies over the volleyball court as one of them hits the blue ball with her right fist, and the blue ball hits Tails, knocking his sunglasses off. Tails then falls, and his surfboard hits him on the head.]

Tails: Ow!

[The blue ball lands at Tails' right side, and he pokes it with his right index.]

Tails: Why don't you watch where you're hitting the stupid ball?!

[The blue ball unfolds, revealing it to be Sonic.]

Sonic: I beg your pardon!
Tails: Sonic?

[Two of the Beach Bunnies run up to Sonic and each one grabs one of his arms with both their hands, tugging at him.]

Beach Bunny 1: The game's not over, Sonic!

[The Beach Bunnies run back to the court, with Sonic in tow. Tails frowns as the Beach Bunnies continue playing volleyball, using Sonic as their ball. Professor Caninestein, who is holding a suitcase in his left hand, runs up to Tails.]

Professor Caninestein: Tails, where's Sonic?

[Tails points his right index finger at the volleyball court.]

Tails: Playing volleyball.

[Caninestein runs up to the volleyball court.]

Tails: He's the ball!

[Caninestein runs into the volleyball court.]

Caninestein: Sonic, we've got big problems!

[Caninestein hits Sonic with his suitcase. One of the beach bunnies hits Sonic with both her hands, and Caninestein hits him with his right hand. Sonic lands outside the court, and unfolds, holding his right hand over his head. Caninestein runs up to him.]

Sonic: Where'd you learn to spike like that, Professor Caninestein?

[Caninestein sets his suitcase down.]

Caninestein: Why, back in time, of course! Ancient Mobindians taught me the game just after they invented it in the year 207!

[Sonic yawns, and covers his mouth with his left hand. Caninestein then picks him up by his armpits with both his hands.]

Caninestein: Robotnik's gone back to get the Chaos Emerald of Life! You've got to go back and stop him, Sonic! I reworked the Time Surfboard, made it smaller and faster!

[Caninestein opens his suitcase with both his hands, and pulls out the Time Skateboard with his left. Tails runs up to him as he sets it down.]

Tails: A time-travelling skateboard? Way cool!
Caninestein: It'll enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the time warp!
Sonic: Time to kick, slick!

[Sonic and Tails jump onto the Time Skateboard, and it starts up. It loops, and flies into the air.]

Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[The Time Skateboard disappears in a flash. The camera cuts to a view outside the planet Mobius as the Time Skateboard circles it many times, until eventually, the planet flashes. A view inside the time warp is shown as Sonic and Tails, the latter of whom is no longer wearing his bathing suit, travel through it. The screen then transitions to a view further through the time warp as sparks emit from Robotnik's time machine.]

Scratch: I sure hope we don't run out of fuel! There isn't another gas station for 75 million years!

[The camera cuts to a view of the pedometer on Robotnik's time machine is shown as it reaches 75,000,000 B.C..]

Robotnik: Hang on, we're going down!

[The screen flashes, and the flash is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view of a Prehistoric Mobius is shown, and the camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches a volcano, where Robotnik's time machine flashes over. It then flies closer to the camera.]

Robotnik: We made it! 75 million years into the past!

[Robotnik lands on the ground below and pulls out the paper with the four Chaos Emeralds on it.]

Robotnik: According to history, the Chaos Emerald of Life was ejected from that volcano when it first erupted!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at the volcano, which the camera cuts to a view of the bottom of, then moves up to the top. Robotnik jumps out of his time machine.]

Robotnik: Let's go!

[As Scratch and Grounder jump out, Robotnik stops and holds up his left index finger. He turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: Oh! And don't forget to bring the D.D.D.!

[As Robotnik walks away, Grounder scratches his head with his right drill.]

Grounder: Um, what's the D.D.D.?

[A brontosaurus' left front foot squashes Scratch and Grounder.]

Scratch [Muffled]: Dinosaur Detection Device!

[The Brontosaurus lifts its left front foot and looks down at it.]

Grounder: Ooh, good idea.

[The Brontosaurus puts its left front foot down, and Scratch and Grounder scream as it walks away, stepping on them each time. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where the Time Skateboard appears above the volcano and flies closer to the camera.]

Tails: With a skateboard like this, who needs history class?

[The Time Skateboard stops at the top of a cliff. Sonic and Tails jump off it, and the former catches it in both his hands, then holds it in his left arm.]

Sonic: History will never be the same if we don't stop Robotnik!
Tails: But how will we find him?
Sonic: Something tells me all we have to do is follow those footprints!

[Sonic points his right index finger at the Brontosaurus' footprints, with Scratch and Grounder-shaped holes in them, and Tails looks down at them.]

Sonic: Let's go, bro!

[Sonic and Tails jump back onto the Time Skateboard, and it starts up again. The camera cuts to a view of the bottom of the volcano as Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, the first of whom is looking through binoculars he is holding in both his hands, look up at the top of the volcano.]

Robotnik: There it is!

[The camera moves up to the top of the volcano. It then cuts to a view from the binoculars, revealing the Chaos Emerald of Life to be shining at the top.]

Robotnik: The Chaos Emerald of Life!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at the volcano, and turns to face Grounder.]

Robotnik: Go up there and get it!
Grounder: Yes, your bossiness!

[Scratch and Grounder run away, and Robotnik groans in pain as Grounder runs over his left foot with his right tread. He then hops on his right foot as he holds his left foot in both his hands. A clan of Cave Bears, all of whom are holding spiked clubs in their right hands, jump into view. Their leader, a king who is much older than the common bear, bald, and wearing a crown on his head, jumps into view, holding a bigger club in his left hand.]

Scratch: Oh, isn't that cute? A clan of teddy bears!

[Grounder rolls up to the King and hugs him.]

Grounder: Aw, I always wanted a teddy!

[The King growls, and the other Cave Bears growl as they run up to Grounder, holding their clubs in both their hands. Grounder stares in shock at them, then sets the King down. He holds up both his arms as one of the Cave Bears pokes Scratch with his club. The King then walks up to Scratch, grabs his right leg with both his hands, and licks it. He then spits in disgust.]

Scratch: Oh, yeah? Well you don't look so appetizing yourself!

[The King growls unintelligibly, and the Cave Bears all run up to Scratch and Grounder and attack them. Meanwhile, three other Cave Bears attack Robotnik.]

Robotnik: My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!

[As Robotnik tosses the Cave Bears aside, more of them pounce at him. He pulls out his Robo-Transmogrifier with his right hand and zaps a T-Rex with it. The T-Rex growls as it turns into a robot, and Robotnik is now holding a transmitter in his right hand as he tosses another Cave Bear aside with his left.]

Robotnik: Attack these little beasts!

[The Robot T-Rex growls at the Cave Bears, who all run away in fear. He then grabs the King by his robe with his mouth, and Sonic and Tails stop the Time Skateboard not too far away. Tails flies into the air as Sonic points his left index finger at the Robot T-Rex.]

Sonic: Is that any way to treat a teddy bear?
Robotnik: Sonic?

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic, and speaks into the transmitter he is holding in his left hand.]

Robotnik: Get that blasted blue beast!

[The King mumbles unintelligibly as the Robot T-Rex drops him and turns to face Sonic. The Cave Bears all run under the King and try to catch them in their arms, but he unfortunately lands in the ground between them. They all hide their hands behind their backs and whistle, pretending nothing bad has happened. The Robot T-Rex casts its shadow over Sonic and Tails, the former of whom tosses the Time Skateboard aside with his left hand.]

Tails: Let's make like an orange and juice!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies away in the opposite direction. They escape just in time as the Robot T-Rex chomps the ground they were on. Sonic then runs up the side of a cliff and jumps onto the Robot T-Rex's back, hanging onto its scale with both his hands. The Robot T-Rex growls in confusion, and looks back at Sonic, who is leaning againsts its scale. It roars at him, and Sonic runs around its head, until is has a rope in its mouth, which Sonic uses as a pair of reins, and pulls on it with both his hands.]

Sonic: Hi-ho, Robo Silver, away!

[The Robot T-Rex growls as it runs towards Scratch and Grounder, who both scream as they stare in shock at it. They both run away, and continue screaming as the Robot T-Rex chases them. They run past Robotnik.]

Scratch: Run for your lives!

[Robotnik steps forward, then looks back at the Robot T-Rex as it casts its shadow over him. He screams as he stares in shock at it, then runs away. Tails is now flying over the Robot T-Rex as Sonic controls it, and Sonic turns to face him.]

Sonic: Scope this move, Tails! I call it my Dino-sault!

[Sonic hits the Robot T-Rex with his left foot, and the Robot T-Rex spins into a buzzsaw just like Sonic does. Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all scream in fear as they continue running, with the Robot T-Rex following behind him. They soon reach a cliff, with what appears to be lava below. Scratch and Grounder hold onto Robotnik with both their hands and drills as Robotnik looks back at the Robot T-Rex.]

Scratch: Uh-oh! Dead end!

[As the Robot T-Rex gets closer to Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder, Grounder flinches, and Scratch kneels to pray. Robotnik, however, in unfazed, as he points his right index finger at what appears to be the lava below.]

Robotnik: On the contrary, it's the perfect escape route! Jump!

[Robotnik swats Scratch with his left hand, and Grounder with his right. They scream as they fall off the cliff. Robotnik then jumps off the cliff as the Robot T-Rex stops spinning. Tails flies up to the Robot T-Rex and looks down below.]

Tails: Poor guys! We really got em' this time, Sonic!

[A Pterodactyl flies ouf from below the cliff, with Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder riding on its back. Tails screams and Sonic gasps as they stare in shock at it. Robotnik is holding his Robo-Transmogrifier in his left hand, and aims it at the Pterodactyl.]

Robotnik: So long, Hedgehog!

[Robotnik zaps the Pterodactyl with his Robo-Transmogrifier, creating a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, the Pterodactyl is turned into a robot, which Robotnik is controlling from the inside. Robotnik is holding a lever in each hand and he pulls them both back, causing the Robot Pterodactyl to fly towards the volcano. The camera moves down to Tails.]

Tails: They're headed for the volcano!

[The camera cuts to a view of the top of the volcano as Robotnik flies the Robot Pterodactyl into it. Robotnik climbs out of the Robot Pterodactyl and he, Scratch, and Grounder look down from the edge of the volcano. Robotnik points his right index finger at the Chaos Emerald of Life, which sparkles.]

Robotnik: There it is! The Chaos Emerald of Life!

[Robotnik jumps into the volcano, and runs towards the emerald. He grabs it with both his hands, and grunts as he tries to pull it out, but to no avail.]

Robotnik: It's stuck!

[Scratch and Grounder walk up to Robotnik. Scratch squawks as Robotnik grabs him with both his hands and uses him as a monkey wrench, but to no avail.]

Robotnik: Give me my Chaos Emerald, you stupid volcano!

[The camera zooms in on what appears to be lava as Magma, the Volcano God, rises from it.]

Magma: No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Magma, the Volcano God!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all tremble in fear as Magma sinks back into what appears to be the lava.]

Grounder: Hey, no problem! I got some spare mobiums!

[Grounder holds out his right hand, revealing several mobiums in it.]

Robotnik: You dunce! He wants a real sacrifice to prove I'm willing to give up something of value in exchange for the Chaos Emerald!
Scratch: Gee, I wonder what you have that you'd be willing to get rid of!

[Robotnik looks over at Scratch and Grounder, and a huge grin fills his face.]

Robotnik: I've got it!

[Scratch and Grounder turn to face Robotnik.]

Scratch: Great! What's it gonna be?
Robotnik: You two!

[Scratch and Grounder look at each other.]

Grounder: Oh, that's perfect! You certainly can get by without...

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, then point their right index fingers at each other.]

Scratch and Grounder: Us?!

[Scratch and Grounder scream in fear as Robotnik holds the former in his right hand and the latter in his left over the volcano.]

Robotnik: Don't worry, it's a small price to pay!
Scratch: Easy for you to say!

[The camera cuts to a view of the top of the volcano, revealing Sonic, Tails, and the Cave Bears to be on it, and zooms in on them.]

Sonic: Back off, Robuttnik!

[Sonic skates down the volcano, and the Cave Bears growl as they follow behind him.]

Robotnik: Oh, well. I know when I'm licked!

[The Cave Bears run up to Robotnik and growl at him.]

Robotnik: I guess I'd better put my hands up and surrender!
Grounder: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]

Scratch and Grounder: No-ho-ho!

[Robotnik lets go of Scratch and Grounder, and they fall in what appears to be the lava. The volcano erupts, and causes an earthquake from inside. The Cave Bears growl as they are shaken, and Robotnik looks up at the Chaos Emerald of Life as it is loosened from its spot. It lands near it, and Robotnik grabs it with both his hands.]

Robotnik: I've got it! The Chaos Emerald of Life is mine!

[Robotnik laughs evilly as the emerald flashes. Tails looks over at Robotnik.]

Tails: Bummer!
Robotnik: I command the lava to come to life!

[The emerald zaps what appears to be the lava as the camera moves down to it. What appears to be the lava swirls, and a lava-like creature rises from it. The creature climbs up the side of the volcano.]

Sonic: I'll cool off that hot-head!

[The lava-like creature roars at Sonic as he spins through it, splitting it in half. Sonic looks back at it.]

Sonic: No guts, huh?

[The lava-like creature forms into two lava-like creatures, one of whom reaches at Sonic with its right hand. Sonic stares in shock and screams as the lava-like creature grabs him with its right hand. It holds him up to Robotnik, who is holding a pair of bifocals in his right hand and the Emerald in his left as Tails flies overhead, having watched the whole incident.]

Tails: Sonic!
Robotnik: Nice try, hedgehog, but as fast as you can kill them, I can bring them back to life!

[Robotnik zaps what appears to be the lava with the emerald, and another lava-like creature grabs Tails with both its hands. The Cave Bears are now hanging from the edge of the volcano by both their hands, and scream in fear. Another lava-like creature rises from the volcano and grabs them with its right hand. It then climbs out of the volcano.]

Robotnik: Throw them all into the volcano!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at what appears to be the lava below as the lava-like creatures hold Sonic, Tails, and the Cave Bears over it. Robotnik walks up to Tails, grabs one of his tail in each of his hands, and ties them together so Tails can't fly away.]

Robotnik: Just in case you thought of flying to safety!

[The Lava-like creature holds Tails over what appears to be the lava, and another one holds Sonic over it as Tails turns to face Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic, this definitely isn't way cool!
Sonic: Way too hot is more like it!

[Sonic looks down at what appears to be the lava below as it bubbles. The screen fades to black. In the next scene, Robotnik waves his right hand at Sonic and Tails.]

Robotnik: So long, Sonic, and good riddance!

[One of the lava-like creatures drops Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic!

[Tails screams as another lava-like creature drops him. Another lava-like creature drops the Cave Bears and their king, and they scream as they fall.]

Sonic: Time for some Sonic pinball!

[Sonic spins around the volcano as Tails continues falling.]

Tails: Help!

[Sonic runs up to Tails and grabs his left hand with his left hand. He then grabs the King by his left hand with his left hand, as he now holds Tails in his right. The other Cave Bears hold onto the King's feet with their left hands, and Robotnik Laughs evily. He then screams and stares in shock as Sonic runs back up the side of the volcano. When Sonic lands on the ledge, Robotnik points his left index finger at him.]

Robotnik: Stop them!

[The lava-like creatures walk up to Sonic, who backs away. Scratch and Grounder, who are covered in what is revealed to be volcanic mud, climb up the side of the volcano.]

Grounder: I hear these volcanic mud baths are supposed to be good for your skin!

[Grounder scrapes the volcanic mud off his head with his left drill. Scratch tries to pull the volcanic mud off his beak with his left hand, but pulls his beak off instead. The volcanic mud cracks off it, and Scratch puts his beak back on his face]

Scratch: We'll be lucky if we have any skin when we get this junk off!

[Scratch and Grounder shake the volcanic mud off their bodies, and Scratch unzips the volcanic mud over his body with his left hand and removes it with his right. Robotnik is now sitting atop the robot pterodactyl as it flies up to Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: Hurry up, you slowpokes!

[Scratch and Grounder climb onboard the Robot Pterodactyl, and it flies away. Sonic points his right index finger at the volcanic mud monsters.]

Sonic: You guys look like you could use a hot bath!
Tails: Now!

[Tails flies around the volcanic mud monster, who grunts as he tries to grab him with both his hands, but misses. Sonic is now holding one end of a rope in his left hand, and he runs around the legs of one of the volcanic mud monsters, as another falls into the volcanic mud and screams. The tied-up volcanic mud monster also falls into the volcanic mud and screams. The King and the Cave Bears ram into the third volcanic mud monster, and it screams as it falls into the volcanic mud with a splash. Tails, who is now holding the Time Skateboard in both his hands, flies down to Sonic.]

Tails: We've got to find Robotnik before he can get the other Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic: Right!

[Sonic jumps onto the Time Skateboard.]

Sonic: Let's buzz, cuz!

[The Time Skateboard flies into the air, and the King and the Cave Bears growl as they wave goodbye to Sonic and Tails. The Time Skateboard lands, and Tails turns and points his left index finger behind him and Sonic.]

Tails: Look!

[Robotnik is now in his time machine, and he pulls the lever forward with his left hand.]

Tails: We're too late!

[The time machine disappears.]

Sonic: If he's after the other Chaos Emeralds, ten to one he's headed for Mobigypt! Let's boogie!

[The Time Skateboard loops, then flies into the air.]

Sonic: Up, over, and gone!

[The camera cuts to a view of the planet Mobius as the Time Skateboard circles it many times. Eventually, the planet flashes, and the camera cuts to a view inside the time warp, focusing on Sonic and Tails as the Time Skateboard flies through it. The camera cuts to a view outside the pyramid of Ancient Mobigypt and zooms in on it, then the screen transitions to a view inside the pyramid as the Time Machine appears near Robotnikhotep's sarcophagus. Robotnik jumps out and runs up to the sarcophagus.]

Robotnik: We're back in the burial chamber of Robotnikhotep the first!

[Robotnik opens Robotnikhotep's sarcophagus with both his hands, and Robotnikhotep is revealed to be inside, with the gold chain with the Chaos Emerald of Immortality around it, which the camera zooms in on.]

Robotnik: Ah, the Chaos Emerald of Immortality! Sonic may have prevented me from getting it last time, but not this time!

[The Time skateboard sudenly appears, and Sonic points his left index finger at Robotnik.]

Sonic: Hold it, Robuttnik!

[Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder all turn to face Sonic, and scream as they stare in shock at him. Robotnikhotep awakens.]

Robotnikhotep: Who dares insult Robotnikhotep?

[Robotnikhotep jumps out of his sarcophagus.]

Sonic: I do! Again!
Robotnikhotep: A hedgehog? I hate hedgehogs!

[Robotnik walks up to Robotnikhotep and grabs the emerald with his right hand.]

Robotnik: You get the hedgehog, I'll take this!

[Robotnik pulls the chain with the emerald off Robotnikhotep, who groans as he falls over. Robotnik runs back into his time machine, and pulls the lever forward with his left hand, and the time machine disappears. Tails and Sonic run up to where it disappeared.]

Sonic: We've got to stop him!

[Sonic and Tails look over at Robotnikhotep, who walks towards them.]

Sonic and Tails: Huh?

[Tails flies into the air as Sonic spins at Robotnikhotep, who groans as his bandages tear apart. Sonic spins at Robotnikhotep again, and without the Chaos Emerald of Immortality to protect him, Robotnikhotep's bandages fall apart. Sonic jumps back on the Time Skateboard.]

Sonic: Next stop, King Arfur's castle!

[Sonic pushes the Time Skateboard forward with his left foot.]

Tails: Whoa!

[The Time Skateboard flies into the air, and circles Robotnikhotep's sarcophagus many times, until it disappears in a flash. The screen transitions to a view inside the time warp as Robotnik's time machine travels through it, and the clock hands in the background move counter-clockwise. Sonic and Tails chase after Robotnik on the Time Skateboard, and the screen flashes. The flash is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view outside King Arfur's castle is shown as the camera zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view inside as King Arfur, who has a chain with the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility around his neck, is standing in front of his throne, and a villager kneels before him. The camera zooms in on him.]

King Arfur: I, King Arfur the Invincible, do hearby dub thee Sir...

[Before Arfur can finish, Robotnik's time machine appears before him. Princess Gwendolyn and the villagers all stare in shock.]

Arfur: What's the meaning of this?

[Robotnik walks up to Arfur and points his right index finger at him.]

Robotnik: The meaning of this is I'm back to get my Chaos Emerald of Invincibility!
Arfur: That's preposterous! I'm invincible, you can't harm me!

[Scratch is now holding Gwendolyn's left arm in his right hand, and Grounder is holding her right arm in his left arm.]

Scratch: No, but we can harm your daughter, Gwendolyn!

[Gwendolyn gasps, then Grounder points his right drill at her face.]

Grounder: Yeah! Want to see?
Arfur: No! Here, take it!

[Arfur removes the chain with the emerald on it with both his hands, and hands it to Robotnik with his right. As Robotnik takes it away with his right hand, a tear fills Arfur's right eye.]

Arfur: If only Sir Sonic the Speedy were here, he'd save us!

[Arfur reaches into his robe with his left hand, and pulls out a tissue, which he blows his nose into. The Time Skateboard suddenly appears, and Robotnik and Scratch turn to face Sonic and Tails.]

Sonic: I'm here, and I'm mad!

[Sonic runs up to his Holy Hedgehog armor, and jumps into the legs as the rest of the armor covers his body. He is now holding the lance in his right hand, and lifts the visor with his left hand.]

Sonic: Check out the latest in weaponry; the armor-piercing hedgehog!

[Sonic charges at Robotnik, who puts the chain with the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility around his neck with both his hands. Sonic runs into Robotnik, creating a cloud of dust, when the dust clears, the power of the Emerald is revealed to have protected Robotnik, as Sonic's lance and armor are now damaged.]

Robotnik: Sorry to joust and run, Sonic, but I've got one more Chaos Emerald to get, then nothing can stop me!

[Robotnik walks up to the time machine, and jumps into it. The Time Machine disappears, and Tails grunts as he pulls Sonic's helmet off with both his hands. Sonic groans as Arfur walks up to him.]

Arfur: You've got to stop him, Sir Sonic!

[Tails flies up to Sonic as he stands back up.]

Sonic: I'll try!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails flies behind him as Gwendolyn walks up to Arfur. They hold each other's hands, and watch as the Time Skateboard flies into the air, with Sonic and Tails onboard it. The Time Skateboard disappears in a flash, which is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view of Shark Island is shown as the camera zooms in on it. Robotnik's time machine appears, and Robotnik points his right index finger at the X.]

Robotnik: Quick! Dig up the treasure chest!

[Scratch and Grounder run out of the time machine, and the screen transitions to a view of some bushes as the camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches the X, which it zooms in on as Grounder rolls up to it. As Scratch walks up to him, Grounder opens his chest compartment with his left drill and reaches inside with his right. He pulls out a giant drill, which he puts on his nose with both his drills. He uses it to drill in the ground, and Robotnik walks up to Scratch. Debris gets in his eyes.]

Robotnik: Hey!

[Robotnik spits.]

Robotnik: Watch it, you ignorobot!

[Wet sand splashes in Robotnik's face, and he wipes it off with his right hand.]

Grounder: Got it!
Robotnik: Oh!

[Grounder pulls out the chest with both his drills, and sets it down in front of Robotnik, who opens it with both his hands.]

Robotnik: Ah! The Chaos Emerald of Invisibility!

[The invisible Chaos Emerald of Invisibility flashes inside the chest.]

Robotnik: One touch makes anyone invisible! Quick!

[Grounder climbs out of the hole as Robotnik closes the chest with his right hand. Scratch and Grounder then pick the chest up with both their hands and drills.]

Robotnik: It's time to get back to my fortress in present time!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at the time machine as Scratch and Grounder walk towards it, with the chest in tow. The camera moves over to the right side of the screen, where the Time Skateboard appears.]

Sonic: I'll take that!

[Sonic runs up to the chest with and grabs it with both his hands, taking it from Scratch and Grounder.]

Grounder: Huh?

[Sonic runs away.]

Grounder: Uh-oh! He's got the chest!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch and Grounder, and points his left drill at Sonic.]

Gorunder: Careful, he could be dangerous!

[Sonic sets the chest down in front of him.]

Sonic: If you think I'm dangerous now, wait till' you see me when you can't see me!

[Sonic opens the chest with his left hand, only to find the Emerald is no longer there.]

Sonic: Hey! It's not here!

[Sonic reaches into the chest with his right hand. Robotnik is now holding a hankerchief with the Chaos Emerald of Invisibility on it in his left hand, and the Chaos Emerald of Life in his right.]

Robotnik: That's because it's here, fool, and you fell right into my trap!

[Robotnik zaps the treasure chest with the Chaos Emerald of Life, and the chest sprouts crab eyes, claws, and legs. The Chest grabs Sonic with both its claws and puts him in his mouth.]

Sonic: Hey!
Robotnik: At last, I've got all four Chaos Emeralds! Nothing can stop me now!

[Robotnik laughs evilly, and pulls the lever forward with his left hand. The time machine disappears, and the camera moves over to the Treasure Chest Crab as Tails lands in front of it. He looks at it.]

Sonic: Tails, get me out of here!

[Tails tries to reach for the chest with his left hand, but it snaps its right claw at him, and he screams.]

Tails: I will, Sonic! Soon as I figure out how.

[The screen transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, and the camera zooms in on it.]

Robotnik: Ah, finally, I've got them all!

[Inside Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik sets the four Chaos Emeralds on the table in front of him with both his hands.]

Robotnik: Now all I have to do is place them around my neck!

[Scratch and Grounder watch as Robotnik picks up the chain with the Chaos Emerald of Invulnerability with both his hands, and puts it around his neck.]

Robotnik: Invulnerability,

[Robotnik picks up the Chaos Emerald of Invisibility with both his hands.]

Robotnik: Invisibility,

[Robotnik puts the Chaos Emerald of Invisibility on the chain, and the camera cuts to a view of Scratch and Grounder and zooms in on them as they stare at Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Immortality,

[Robotnik picks up the Chaos Emerald of Life with both his hands.]

Robotnik: And the Power of Life!

[Robotnik holds up the Chaos Emerald of Life in his left hand, and Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]

Robotnik: Put them all together, it spells...

[Robotnik puts the Chaos Emerald of Life on the chain, and thunder booms and lightning flashes, creating a cloud of smoke, which the Supreme High Robotnik rises from.]

Robotnik: The Supreme High Robotnik, Master of the Universe!

[The Supreme High Robotnik rises from his fortress.The screen transitions to the next scene, where back on Shark Island in pirate times, Tails pokes his head out of the sand.]

Tails [whispering]: You ready?

[A female crab climbs out of the sand and nods her head, "Yes".]

Tails [whispering]: I hope this works! Shhh! Here he comes!

[Tails runs away as the Treasure Chest Crab crawls across the sand. He suddenly sees the female crab signaling him with her right front leg. His eyes turn into hearts as he stares lustfully at her. He slaps his left middle leg excitedly, then runs up to the female crab. As he tries to kiss her, she opens his mouth with both her front legs, and Sonic jumps out. He lands next to Tails.]

Sonic: Thanks, bro!
Tails: Robotnik's gone back to the future! We've gotta hurry!

[Sonic and Tails run back onto the Time Skateboard, and it flies into the air in a flash. The Treasure Chest Crab runs away from the female crab, who chases him while holding a rolling pin in her left front leg. Once they are both offscreen, she whacks him with the rolling pin. In the present time, the camera moves to the right side of the screen, over the Supreme High Robotnik's footprints, until it reaches Robotnik, who is looking over the village.]

Robotnik: All Mobius will bow down to your new leader, the Supreme High Robotnik!

[Robotnik laughs evilly as the villagers run away from him. He destroys a building with his right hand, and the villagers continue running, screaming while they do so. The Time Skateboard suddenly appears, and Tails points his right index finger up at the Supreme High Robotnik.]

Tails: Uh-oh! I think we're too late!

[The Supreme High Robotnik's shadow casts over Tails.]

Robotnik: Well, if it isn't my little friend, Sonic the Pipsqueak!

[Robotnik reaches his right hand at Sonic and Tails and laughs evilly as he grabs them.]

Robotnik: With my supreme powers, I won't have to worry about you anymore!

[Robotnik plucks off one of the hairs of the left side of his mustache with his left hand and ties it around Sonic and Tails like a rope.]

Robotnik: How about a nice, long vacation, say, back to the beginning of the universe?

[Robotnik laughs evilly as he tosses Sonic and Tails, both of whom are tied to the Time Skateboard, into the air. They disappear in a flash, and the camera cuts to a view inside the time warp as they travel through it. The screen flashes, and the flash is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails land atop a giant red cylinder. A crackling sound can be heard in the distance.]

Tails: Where are we?
Sonic: Robotnik said something about the beginning of the universe!
Tails: I remember studying about that in school! I think it was the... big bang?

[Sonic and Tails stare in shock and gasp upon hearing this. They then look over, realizing they are on a giant stick of lit dynamite, which the camera zooms out on.]

Sonic: Yikes! Quick, start chewing!

[Sonic and Tails chew on Robotnik's mustache hair as the fuse burns closer to the dynamite. They eventually rip through it, breaking it and setting themselves free. They stand atop the Time Skateboard as the fuse burns even closer to the dynamite.]

Sonic: Hang on, little bud!

[The Time Skateboard flies away just in time as the dynamite explodes, creating the universe and everything in it. One planet is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails travel back through the time warp on the Time Skateboard.]

Sonic: We made it!
Tails: Yeah! But how are we gonna stop the Supreme High Robotnik?

[The Sonic and Tails that were tied up a minute ago fly past Sonic and Tails. They look back at them, and Tails points his left index finger at them.]

Tails: Hey, that was us!
Sonic: Yeah, on the way to the Big Bang! Which gives me an idea how we can stop Robotnik!

[Sonic turns around and flies to the opposite direction, creating a flash, which is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view of the top of the volcano in prehistoric times is shown. The camera moves to the bottom of the volcano, where the Time Skateboard appears, and Sonic and Tails jump off it.]

Tails: What are we doing back in prehistoric times?
Sonic: We've got a date with Sonic and Tails!

[Sonic winks his right eye at Tails, who turns to face him.]

Tails: Come again?
Sonic: Exactly! I timed it so that we got here just before we got here the first time that we got here!

[As Sonic continues talking, Tails scratches his head with his right index finger.]

Sonic: So when we come again, we'll meet ourselves!

[Sonic taps his left foot impatiently as the camera zooms out on him.]

Sonic: I'm waiting!

[Sonic taps his left foot impatiently again as the Sonic and Tails from earlier in the episode appear on their time Skateboard. They jump off and come into contact with their current selves.]

Sonic #2: Hey, what are you doing here? Or should I say "What are we doing here?"

[Sonic #1 puts his right hand on Sonic #2's left shoulder.]

Sonic: No time for questions! I need your help!

[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the two Sonics and Tails' and zooms out on them as they huddle.]

Sonic: Now, here's what you gotta do:

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view through the time warp is shown as Sonic and Tails travel through it on their Time Skateboard.]

Tails: Going back in time again and again was a brilliant move, Sonic!

[Sonic #2 and Tails #2 pull up to Sonic #1 and Tails #1's left side on their Time Skateboard, and three more Sonics and Tails' pull up to their right side on their Time Skateboards, despite having different time travel devices in the previous three episodes.]

Sonic: I'm sure they'd all agree with that!

[Sonics #1, #2 #3 all wink their left eyes, and Sonics #4 and #5 all wink their right ones. They travel through the time warp, and the camera cuts to a view of the Supreme High Robotnik in the village and zooms out on him, revealing the villagers to be bowing down to him.]

Robotnik: That's good!

[The camera cuts to a view of two villagers, who set down bags of money and a bowl of fruit, then run away.]

Robotnik: Bow before your Supreme High Robotnik!

[The villagers continue bowing until Sonic #1 and Tails #1 appear on their Time Skateboard. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as some of the villagers scream as Robotnik looms over them.]

Robotnik: Back so soon? You're wasting your time! You can't stop me!

[Robotnik points his right thumb at himself as the villagers continue screaming and run away. Sonic points his right index finger at the Supreme High Robotnik.]

Sonic: Maybe not alone...

[Sonics #2 through #5 and Tails' #2 through #5 appear on their Time Skateboards.]

Sonic: But what about five of us?
Robotnik: What? I'll destroy you all, with my Power of Life!

[Robotnik zaps a pylon with his left hand, turning it into a metal man. It walks towards the five Sonics, who run away from it. They all spin, and cut at its feet. The Metal Man loses his balance and falls over, and the five Sonics all high-five each other. Scratch and Grounder are now facing back to back against each other, and have Sonic Plasma Blasters on their backs, and are holding the zappers to them in their right hands.]

Grounder: These Sonic Plasma Blasters will take care of them!

[The five Sonics run up to Scratch and Grounder and attack them, creating a cloud of dust. When it clears, Scratch and Grounder are both in pieces. The five Sonics run up to each other.]

Sonics #1 through #5: Talk about slow-mos!
Robotnik: Have you forgotten? I have the power of invisibility!

[The Supreme High Robotnik points his left thumb at himself, and turns invisible. The five Tails' fly above him, carrying sacks of flour in both their hands.]

Tails' #1 through #5: We haven't forgotten!

[The five Tails' dump the flour from the sacks on the invisible Supreme High Robotnik, and it makes him visible again. He swats at them with both his hands.]

Robotnik: You'll regret this, you little pests!

[Sonics #2 through #5 are kneeled like football players, with Sonic #1 serving as the quarterback.]

Sonic: Hut one, hut two!

[The five Sonics run towards the Supreme High Robotnik, who groans. Two of the Sonics grab each end of his mustache with both their hands, and tie it around his nose. Robotnik tries to swat at them with both his hands, but they both run away just in time. Sonic #1 spins up to the Supreme High Robotnik and hits him in the stomach. Robotnik groans as he puts both his hands over his stomach. He then reaches for Sonic #1 with his left hand.]

Robotnik: I'll get you!

[Sonics #2 through #5 spin at the back Robotnik's head, and Robotnik groans as he begins to fall over.]

Sonic #1: Timber!
Robotnik: I hate those...

[Sonic runs away just in time as Robotnik falls over.]

Robotnik [wearily]: Hedgehogs!

[Sonic #1 runs up to Robotnik and grabs the chain with the four Chaos Emeralds on it with both his hands.]

Sonic #1: I'll take those!

[Sonic #1 runs away, carrying the chain with the four Chaos Emeralds on it.]

Robotnik: No!

[Robotnik shrinks, revealing himself to be wearing black boxer shorts with skulls and crossbones on them. When he is back to his normal size, he is dressed in his normal attire again, and screams as he falls into the hole from his impact. Sonic #1 and Tails #1 push Robotnik's time machine up to Sonics #2 through #5 and Tails' #2 through #5 with both their hands.]

Tails #1: Thanks for your help, guys!

[As Sonics #2 through #5 and Tails' #2 through #5 board Robotnik's time machine, Sonic #1 is holding all four Chaos Emeralds in both his arms. He hands them to Sonic #2.]

Sonic #1: See that these Chaos Emeralds get back to their owners, and destroy Robotnik's time machine when you're done with it!
Sonics #2 through #5: You can count on us!

[Sonics #2 through #5 all give Sonic #1 a thumbs up with their right thumbs.]

Sonic #1: Of course I can; I am you!

[Sonic #1 points his right thumb at himself, then gives Sonics #2 through #5 a thumbs-up with the same thumb. Sonic #3 pulls the lever forward with his left hand, and Robotnik's time machine disappears in a flash. The screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says

[Tails is in the park, holding a screwdriver in his right hand, which he uses to work on the Time Skateboard. Sparks emit from the Time Skateboard, and Sonic runs up to him.]

Sonic: What you working on, Tails?
Tails: I'm making the Professor's Time Skateboard faster!
Sonic: Watch it! That's dangerous, little bro!

[Robotnik runs up to Tails and takes the Time Skateboard from him with both his hands.]

Robotnik: Ha! You can't follow me through time now, Hedgehog!

[The Time Skateboard electrocutes Robotnik. Sonic turns to face the viewers.]

Sonic [to the viewers]: Never try to fix an electrical appliance on your own! Ask your parents to do it for you, or take it to a repairman. Otherwise, you could be in for a big shock!
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