[Outer space above Earth. Dr. Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park is shown, specifically the Egg Mecha main attraction, Tropical Resort.]
- Dr. Eggman (speaker): Welcome to Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park! Where you can enjoy five planets for the price of one!
[Sonic and Tails walk to the entry way of Tropical Resort, listening to Eggman's message.]
- Sonic: He loves to hear his own lips flap, but, I gotta hand it to the Eggster, this place is epic. Everyone and their brother is gonna want to come here.
[Sonic and Tails begin walking.]
- Tails: No doubt, but now I'm not sure why we're here? This place looks totally harmless!
- Sonic: Because Eggman plus secretly built amusement park equals evil plot for us to foil. Lucky for us he's not very good at keeping things hidden.
- Tails: True, it would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating space amusement park surrounded by planets. Still, an evil plot? I don't know.
[Both stop and admire the scenery, in which Earth is shown below the space amusement park.]
- Sonic and Tails: Wow!
- Sonic: Plot or not, you can't be mad at this view. This place is takin' beauty to the next level. I'm just surprised that it was so easy to sneak in here.
- Tails: Umm, I wouldn't say it was that easy...
[Flashback emerges. A view of Eggman's Ultra-Accelerating Space Elevator appears below the Egg Mecha, as it focuses on a single cart.]
- Dr. Eggman (speaker): Hello, happy people! Buckle up, as Eggman's Ultra-Accelerating Space Elevator whisks you to an intergalactic wonderland of fun!
[Zoom in on the single car. Sonic and Tails are inside.]
- Sonic: I can't believe somebody was dumb enough to leave the keys in this thing! It's like Eggman's begging us to sneak in and trash the place.
- Tails: M-m-man, this thing's got c-c-crazy fast acceleration!
- Sonic: Hmph! You call this fast?
- Dr. Eggman (speaker): This amusement park has been constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.
- Sonic: [sarcastic] Well, that's a relief!
[Back to Sonic and Tails at Tropical Resort. Both are still looking at the view of space.]
- Tails: Ugh, just thinking about it makes my head feel like it wants to... [A crash noise interrupts Tails.] Huh?
- Cubot: Yee haw! Git along, li'l aliens!
- Orbot: Your voice chip is stuck on cowboy again! Stop talking and net those aliens!
[Orbot meaninglessly shoots around the aliens. Cubot attempts to net the two aliens, but is unsuccessful. Scene shifts to Sonic again.]
- Sonic: I'm not sure what's goin' on, but I'm sure on what I'm gonna do!
[Sonic jumps to the walkway where the aliens and Orbot and Cubot are located. Sonic rescues the aliens right before Cubot catches them via net.]
- Cubot: (cowboy voice): Huh?!
[Focus is given to Sonic, who is on a platform above the walkway. The two aliens are surrounding him.]
- Sonic: Hey, what's going on? [The Cyan Wisp goes inside Sonic, transforming the hedgehog into the Cyan Laser.] Huh? Whoa!
[Sonic as the Cyan Laser blasts through the theme park.]
[Tropical Resort walkway. Tails is sitting down fixing his Miles Electric, while Yacker is floating around.]
- Tails: Hmm. Now, let me see. Gotta connect the framistatic capacitor to the maximizing modulationzor...
- [Yacker begins talking in an non-understandable language.]
- Tails: I wish I knew what you were saying, little guy. Or gal. Or whatever you are.
[Camera shifts to Sonic blasting through as the Cyan Laser. The Color Power stops right in front of Tails and Yacker. A Cyan Wisp exits out of Sonic's body.]
- Sonic: Oh man! That... was... CRAZY!
- Tails: Oh. I was reconfiguring my hand-held into a translator so I can understand this guy. Did you go somewhere?
- Sonic: Didn't you see? I absorbed those aliens and got powered up with like, some wild energy! And after a few seconds they'd pop outta me!
- Tails: I find that hard to believe.
[Yacker interrupts the conversation to tell Tails what happened to Sonic, but neither Sonic nor Tails understands Yacker's babbling.]
- Sonic: Okay, seriously, we need to find Eggman and figure out catching these aliens fits into whatever heinous plan he's hatching.
- Tails: And wreck that plan, right?
- Sonic: Yep. That's pretty much how we spend our time.
[Tropical Resort. Eggman is counting the trapped Wisps.]
- Eggman: ...twenty-three, twenty-four..., twenty-five... Bah! Not nearly enough aliens!
[Camera switches from Eggman to Orbot and Cubot.]
- Orbot: Want us to get more?
- Eggman: [sarcastic] No, I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake.
- Cubot: That'll be easier! Cheeseburgers don't run as fast as them l'il alien varmints.
- Eggman: IDIOT! Get me more aliens!
[Orbot and Cubot start to hover away, grumbling.]
- Cubot: [turns around] Y'all want fries with that?
[Eggman throws a wrench at Cubot, which strikes him in the face.]
- Cubot: OHH...! I reckon' that hurt a bit.... [wonders off in one direction, then backs up suddenly] Wait a minute! I need to go over yonder! Heh, sorry. [hovers off screen]
- Eggman: Hmm... Precious little aliens! I'll harness their Hyper-go-on power and then nothing will stop me! I know, I say that every time, but this time, really, nothing will stop me!
[Orbot knocks on Eggman's Eggmobile and points, who turns around.]
- Orbot: Eh, boss?
- Eggman: What?
[Eggman looks in the direction that Orbot is pointing, and spots Sonic the Hedgehog.]
- Eggman: SONIC!?
- Sonic: Who you calling "nothin'"?
[Sonic turns and spanks his posterior in a mocking way.]
- Cubot: Huh?
- Orbot: He means since the boss said "nothing will stop me" and Sonic here is going to stop him, it's like the boss was calling Sonic "nothing".
- Sonic: Great! I thought nobody would get that.
- Eggman: Fine! You're so smart. robot, you take care of this mess! Release the Big Boy! At least I know he won't screw it up!
[Eggman leaves, dropping Orbot.]
- Eggman: Hasta la bye bye, suckers!
- Orbot: Wait! Wait for me!
[Orbot attempts to catch up by hopping, but humorously fails. Then the Rotatatron rises. ]
- Sonic: Guess it's time for me to start stopping.
[Sonic starts to battle the robot, and Cubot finally realizes Sonic's joke.]
- Cubot: I git it!
[In Tropical Resort, Tails is just finishing fixing his Miles Electric's translator function.]
[Sonic returns to him and does the moonwalk to back up a bit.]
- Tails: Okay, just tighten this last bolt...
[Tails looks up, and sees Sonic.]
- Tails: Oh, there you are. Where'd you run off to?
- Sonic: I did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat, and trashed a giant killer robot.
- Tails: Oh. Really? They've got shopping here too?
- Sonic: This place has everything. Hey, so how's your translator thingy coming along?
- Tails: I think it's done. It's in binary code so, only I can read it.
[The translator module lifts up like a satellite dish.]
- Tails: Okay, ask away.
- Sonic: (Ahem!) Who are you and what is happening to your people?
[Yacker responds, and Tails reads of what the translator is interpreting, with a few bugs.]
- Tails: Okay, he says his name is "Talks a lot" and he's from a far away soda and where flowers water them with dances.
- Sonic: Yeah, uh... I think your machine still has some bugs.
- Tails: Yeah. I think I can figure this out though.
[Tails thinks a moment before responding with the right translation, with Yacker nodding to show that this is correct.]
- Tails: Okay, he said his name is Yacker. He's from a race of beings called "Wisps".
- Sonic: Lisps?
- Tails: No, Wisps, with a "W".
- Sonic: [facing the screen] Yeah, I'll just stick with aliens if that's OK with everyone.
- Tails: Sure, so anyways, they are either being used for their magical powers by an evil man, or to make underwear to be worn by salad.
[Sonic and Yacker look exasperated upon hearing the other option. Then, Yacker shows signs of pleading.]
- Tails: I just hear save them, save them, over and over.
- Sonic: When I was running around trashing robots I saw a map that had a couple of interesting places. Think I'll go check them out, and maybe save some aliens.
[Tropical Resort. Orbot and Cubot are clearing up the mess that was made in the battle.]
- Cubot: The bossman said to wrangle every piece o' this mess. When you consider what we're doin' from a robot's point of view, it's actually pretty gruesome.
- Orbot: Don't think about it.
- Cubot: Iffin' ya say so.
- Orbot: [Looks around] I'm missing an arm. Have you got an arm?
- Cubot: Naw, but really, how much can it matter?
- Orbot: I guess it can't matter much.
[Orbot sets his tool aside. The missing arm is then shown causing a leak in one of Dr. Eggman's towers.]
[Sweet Mountain or Starlight Carnival, wherever Sonic meets the boss at first. Sonic does some recon while thinking to himself.]
- Sonic: If I was an alien in need of saving, where would I be? [Looks at a generator junction box] Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows. Huh?
[A robot boss appears. If Sonic is in Sweet Mountain, a pirate ship literally made out of just desserts piloted by Captain Jelly appears. If he is in Starlight Carnival, the Frigate Orcan appears instead.]
- Sonic: Experience has also taught me that the best way to solve problems is to kick robot butt.
- Dr. Eggman (speaker): Visitors are cautioned to avoid feeding, petting, or saving any aliens.
- Sonic: Uh, excuse me, giant killer robot? You wanna do this the hard way or the easy way?
[The enemy fires at Sonic and he jumps out of the way.]
Sonic: Somehow, I knew you'd say that. Let's dance!
[The generator is deactivated, and the light on the chain-like tractor beam disappears. Sonic sees Tails and Yacker coming towards him and waves.]
- Sonic: Hey, Tails. You missed the BBBE.
- Tails: Huh?
- Sonic: [Strikes poses] Best Boss Beating Ever!
[Tails and Yacker show faces of embarrassment.]
- Sonic: So, has Yacker given you any more information, or limericks, or whatever it is he's spouting?
- Tails: Well first, remember this translation stuff isn't 100%.
- Sonic: Trust me. I remember.
- Tails: So anyway, these aliens are made up of a REALLY powerful energy source called Hyper-go-ons. It's inside of them.
- Sonic: Like a battery?
- Tails: No. Well, sort of. It's their life source and you only got a taste of it and look at what happened. "Battery" is sort of an understatement. The funny thing: it was first translating as "horrible body odor."
[Sonic sniffs his left armpit.]
- Tails: Anyway, it seems an evil man - and you might know him - who they call "Baldy Nosehair" was...
- Sonic: Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Baldy Nosehair?! That's the best thing that I've heard all day! I gotta remember that one.
- Tails: [chuckles] I know. I've already written it down. Anyway, he's draining them of their power, ALL of their power, and using it for an evil... aquatic mammal? An evil dolphin? No, a porpoise! Oh! An evil purpose.
- Sonic: That's great intel. Keep working on it. [Begins to run off]
- Tails: Hey, where ya goin'?
- Sonic: To find Baldy McNosehair, of course. Ha ha! I'm totally calling him McNosehair.
[Starlight Carnival or Sweet Mountain, wherever Sonic meets the next boss. Sonic and Tails walk up to another generator junction box.]
- Sonic: This park is huge.
- Tails: Yeah. Eggman could be anywhere.
[Reverse angle shows Eggman and the Egg Mobile hovering behind the generator. The Egg Mobile has two tanks with a glowing purple substance inside.]
- Dr. Eggman: [chuckles] Indeed I could, but I'm right here behind this generator! That's it hedgehog, stand there and be a nice little target.
[Eggman pushes a button, which moves the Mind Control Ray into position. A high pitched humming is heard as Eggman starts to move the Egg Mobile into position to fire.]
- Sonic: Tails, is that you humming?
[Tails gasps as he spots Eggman. Eggman hits the firing button on the Egg Mobile, which causes the Mind Control Ray to fire a dark purple beam at Sonic.]
- Tails: Sonic, look out!
[Tails shoves Sonic out of the way, taking the hit for him.]
- Tails: AHHHH!
- Sonic: TAILS!!
[Tails takes a bit more juice, than collapses. Sonic stands up and rushes at Eggman, but Tails suddenly blocks his way, making Sonic stop short.]
- Sonic: Tails? Buddy?
- Dr. Eggman: Hoo ho ho! He's my buddy now!
- Sonic: What have you done to him?
- Dr. Eggman: Me? I did nothing at all. Unless shooting him with my mind control beam that runs on alien energy counts as doing something to him. Does it?
[Sonic tries to get past Tails, but Tails keeps cutting him off.]
- Dr. Eggman: To get to me you're going to have to go through your best friend. Hooo, ho ho! This turned out MUCH better than I could have hoped, and I only used a small prototype.
- Sonic: Enjoy it while you can.
- Dr. Eggman: Oh, I will. In fact, the only way to make this better would be to have you two fight.
[The mind-controlled Tails aggressively approaches Sonic.]
- Sonic: Come on, Tails! Snap out of it, dude. You don't want to do this.
[Tails raises a fist, but suddenly collapses. Sonic catches him.]
- Dr. Eggman: What the...?
- Sonic: Tails, buddy, are you alright?
- Tails: [confused] Huh? Where am I? Why is my nose hair tingling?
- Dr. Eggman: Lousy cheap alien energy. [pounds the Egg Mobile in frustration, but then spots the empty tanks] Ran out of juice! Well, I'll get more. Lots more! And then I won't just control one little punk, but the whole universe. In the meantime, enjoy the park. I'll leave you your own private tour guide.
[Eggman flies off. As he leaves, a robot boss appears. If Sonic is in Sweet Mountain, a pirate ship literally made out of just desserts piloted by Captain Jelly appears. If he is in Starlight Carnival, the Frigate Orcan appears instead.]
- Sonic: HAHAHA! Pay up Tails. I told you he had an evil plot and coming here was a good idea. There it is straight from the horse's mouth.
- Tails: Uh, we didn't bet.
- Sonic: [slumps] Dang. [weakly waves to Tails as he leaves to fight the boss]
[Sonic runs back as the generator powers down. Tails waves to him.]
- Tails: Hey, Sonic! Did you give the guide your complaint?
- Sonic: Oh, I gave it to him pretty good. [gives a thumbs up, then waves to Yacker] 'Sup Yacker?
- Yacker: [dances in celebration]
- Sonic: So did you get any more info out of him?
- Tails: It wasn't easy, but yeah.
- Sonic: Well, we know Eggman is going to use the energy he's stealing for a mind control weapon.
- Tails: Learned that one the hard way.
- Sonic: Do we know how Eggman is getting all these aliens?
- Tails: Yeah. Yeah. At first I thought Yacker was talking about how Baldy Nosehair was using burps to do it.
- Sonic: Hmmm, he is pretty gassy. Maybe the smell would knock 'em out. I dunno, something doesn't seem right with that.
- Tails: That's what I said! It made no sense. Then I made a TINY adjustment and realized he was saying "generators."
- Sonic: So no burps? That's a relief.
- Tails: Tell me about it. So basically, Eggman is using five tractor beam generators to hold their planet in orbit while he scoops the aliens all up.
- Sonic: Hold a whole planet?!
- Tails: Well, it's tiny, but still... yeah.
- Sonic: Ok fine. Five generators? Well, I've already leveled two.
- Tails: So, if my math is correct that leaves us three more of these bad boys to take out.
- Sonic: Nobody said there'd be math, but I'm with you, buddy!
- Tails: We should get moving. Yacker says the aliens don't have much time.
- Sonic: Once I start moving, I don't need much time. [races off]
- Eggman: [pushes a button on a terminal] Hooo ho ho! Soon the mind control weapon will be full of energy I've siphoned from the aliens, and Sonic's world will be the center of my interplanetary theme park.
- Cubot: [In a cowboy accent] Y'all reckon you'll be able to get yerself 'nuff o' that energy to take over the whole dang planet?
- Eggman: [Mock cowboy accent] Yes, I "reckon" I will. [normal voice] Where is your new voice chip?
- Orbot: [enters with a new voice chip] Got it right here sir! Just need to install it.
[Orbot floats over to Cubot, shutting him down so he can install the new voice chip.]
- Orbot: [singing] The think bone's connected to the talk bone, the talk bone's connected to the mouth bone... [stops singing] There, good as new.
- Eggman: Finally. I don't think anything could have been more annoying than that cowboy chatter.
[Eggman goes flying out of his seat as Cubot suddenly starts talking with a pirate accent.]
- Cubot: Yar! Feelin' ship-shape with me hnew voice chip, I am. Ah-beggin' yer pardon, Squire, but me and my matey are going to sail off an' search fer that lubber Sonic! Arr! [salutes, then races off]
- Orbot: I think that's the wrong chip.
- Eggman: [sarcastically] Really? Are you sure he doesn't normally speak in pirate?
- Orbot: On the bright side, he's much more exotic now.
- Eggman: Just go find him and fix that chip! [Orbot runs out of the room] Shortly, I will have no need for those idiots. In just a few hours, Sonic's world will be under MY control. When it is, it will be the crown jewel of my amusement park; the GREATEST amusement park in the universe. Hooo ho ho! [suddenly clutches his midsection] Ouch. I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle.