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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Spaceman Sonic".

[The episode begins with Dr. Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic hovercraft across Mobius. Scratch and Grounder are sitting in it, with blindfolds tied over their eyes.]

Dr. Robotnik: [laughs evilly]
Scratch: Can we peek now, your nastiness?
Robotnik: No!

[Robotnik pushes Scratch down with his left hand.]

Robotnik: This plan must be kept so secret, only I can know about it!
Scratch: Must be something really big!
Robotnik: Big? It's monstrous! When this day is over, Mobius will be mine!

[Robotnik laughs evilly. Grounder, who is now holding an oil can in his left hand, opens his head compartment.]

Grounder: Heh heh! I'll drink to that!

[Grounder squeezes the oil can and pours it into his head. He then belches and closes his head compartment as he tosses the oil can aside. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Tails is fishing by the river, holding a fishing rod in both his hands. Sonic is sleeping against a tree on the hill behind him. The oil can lands on the hill and bounces down.]

Tails: Hey! What's going on?

[Tails looks up and sees Robotnik flying his Egg-O-Matic above him.]

Tails: Robotnik? And I bet he's up to somethingmore than just littering!

[Tails tosses his fishing rod aside.]

Tails: I don't want to wake Sonic, so I'd better follow Robotnik and check it out!

[Tails flies into the air. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic past some mountains, one of which has a flag on top, and another has a giant cherry on top. They stop just near a cliff, and Robotnik grabs a lever with both his hands.]

Robotnik: Stand by, we're about to enter the Secret Zone!

[Robotnik pulls on the lever, and two mechanical arms emerge from the Egg-O-Matic's headlight. The left arm is holding a mallet, and the right one is holding a chisel. The arms use those tools to carve a giant hole in the cliff. Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic through the hole, and Tails follows him.]

Robotnik: There it is; the greatest secret on Mobius!

[A rocket ship standing on a platform with a sign that says, CAPE ROBOTNIK is shown.]

Robotnik: My very own space center; Cape Robotnik!
Scratch [heard offscreen]: Is Cape Robotnik always this dark?
Grounder: Yeah, I can't wait for the sun to come up so we can see it!
Robotnik: You bolt-brains! Take off your blindfolds!

[Robotnik grabs Scratch's blindfold with his left hand and Grounder's blindfold with his right, then pulls them off.]

Grounder: Oh, yeah! How could we be so stupid?
Robotnik: It comes naturally.

[Robotnik flies his Egg-O-Matic around his rocket ship.]

Robotnik: Isn't my ultimate spaceship magnificent? Of course, I designed it myself.

[Robotnik lands his Egg-O-Matic.]

Robotnik: And it's time for its first wicked journey!
Scratch: Can we watch it blast off, huh?
Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Watch? You're flying it! You are now astro-bots!

[Robotnik puts a space helmet he is holding in his left hand on Scratch. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are walking towards the elevator. Scratch is wearing a space suit and Grounder is wearing a space helmet.]

Robotnik: I've discovered a rich load of destructicite crystals in the Mobius asteroid belt.

[The elevator door closes and the lights flash. Tails flies up to the lights and follows them, with his right hand cupped to his right ear.]

Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Bring me back two tons of them, and I'll have all the energy I need to power an army of giant robots and conquer all of Mobius! Ah, the thought of total tyranny makes me giddy!
Tails: I'd better warn Sonic!

[Tails flies away. The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic is still asleep near the tree, when Tails lands in front of him.]

Tails: Sonic! Wake up!

[Sonic wakes up.]

Sonic: Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh, what's going on?

[Tails points with his left index finger.]

Tails: We've gotta stop Robotnik!

[Sonic stretches and lays back down, then closes his eyes.]

Sonic: So what else is new? We'll stop him, right after this nap!
Tails: Now, Sonic! We've got to stop him now!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, the rocket rumbles and emits grey smoke.]

Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Nine, eight, seven!

[Robotnik is revealed to be in the control tower, holding the microphone in his right hand Inside the rocket, Scratch points at Robotnik with his left thumb.]

Scratch: Bwahaha! Hear that? Dr. Robotnik's losing it! He's counting backwards!

[Grounder turns his left drill into a hand and points at its fingers with his right drill. Meanwhile, Tails has both his hands on Sonic's body, trying to wake Sonic up.]

Tails: Sonic! Wake up! You don't understand!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik continues counting down as the rocket prepares to launch.]

Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Six, five, four!

[Meanwhile, Tails is now standing atop Sonic's body.]

Tails: If we don't stop that spaceship from reaching the asteroid belt...

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik continues counting down as the rocket prepares to launch.]

Robotnik [heard offscreen]: Three, two, one!

[Meanwhile, Tails pulls on Sonic's left arm with both his hands.]

Tails: ...Mobius will be doomed!

[Sonic wakes up.]

Sonic:Why didn't you say so?

[Sonic runs away. He grabs Tails' left arm with his right hand and pulls Tails away. Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik presses a button on the control panel with his right index finger.]

Robotnik: Blast off!

[The rocket launches, and Sonic and Tails stop in the hole in the cliff.]

Sonic: Only way we can stop it now is to get aboard!

[Sonic runs down the cliff, with Tails in tow. He jumps onto a ledge and opens the door's valve with both his hands. He pushes the door open with both his hands, and he and Tails run inside. The door closes, and the rocket exits Mobius' atmosphere.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails! The faster we get up to the control room, the faster we'll stop this thing!

[Sonic and Tails climb up the ladder. Meanwhile, Scratch, and Grounder are sitting at the rocket's control panel.]

Robotnik [heard over the intercom]: Attention, Astro-bots! All systems are go! We have a launch!
Grounder: Launch? Already? I didn't even have breakfast!

[Scratch presses several buttons on the rocket's control panel with both his index fingers.]

Robotnik [heard over the intercom]: Proceed on your present course to the Mobius Asteroid Belt!

[Scratch holds his left hand up to his head.]

Scratch: Astro-bot Scratch to Robotnik control! A-okay, your putridness!

[The rocket flies towards the asteroid belt as Sonic and Tails climb the ladder.]

Sonic: Listen up, little bro! First, we take over the controls!
Tails: Right, take over the controls!
Sonic: Then, we turn this space tub around and use its retro rockets to make a safe landing on the Mobius desert!
Tails: Gotcha, Sonic!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik is still in the control tower.]

Robotnik: Attention, Astro-bots! I have to leave now and go back to my fortress.

[Robotnik's face appears on the screen in the rocket.]

Robotnik: Before I go, I want you to stand by for your final instructions!

[Grounder holds his right drill up to his hand.]

Grounder: Astro-bot Grounder standing by!

[Grounder jumps and hits his head on the screen.]

Grounder: Ow!

[Stars spin around Grounder's head.]

Scratch: Astro-bot Scratch standing by too, sir!

[Grounder rolls up to Scratch and points at him with his right drill.]

Grounder: You big fibber! You're sitting by! I'm standing by!

[Back at Cape Robotnik, Robotnik is still in the control tower.]

Robotnik: Increase your thrust to 32 million units! Then call me at the fortress when you reach the Asteroid Zone!

[Robotnik walks away, and the lights flash as the elevator he is in goes down. The doors open, and Robotnik runs towards his Egg-O-Matic, then jumps into it.]

Robotnik: Soon I will be the greatest power in the universe!

[Robotnik flies away, then laughs evilly. Back in the rocket, Grounder is sitting in his chair as he turns his right drill into a hand, which he scratches his helmet with.]

Grounder: Did he say increase our thrust to 32 or 42 units?
Scratch: Uh, 32, I think.

[Grounder now has both his hands on the lever in front of him.]

Grounder: Oh. Well, just to be safe, I'll try them both!

[Grounder pulls the lever, and the Rocket flies out of control.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: Grounder-her-her! Stop that!
Grounder [heard offscreen]: Oh, all right!

[The rocket suddenly stops.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: D'oh, what did you do?

[Inside the rocket, Scratch stares angrily at Grounder, who has both his hands behind his back.]

Grounder: Well, you told me to stop it!
Scratch: Grrr! Dim-bot! Turn the power back on!

[Scratch points at Grounder with his right index finger.]

Grounder: I can't; I broke the switch!

[Grounder reveals that he is holding the broken lever in his left hand.]

Scratch: No-ho-ho! Now you've done it!

[Scratch waves his arms, then looks out the window.]

Scratch: We're drifting into the Star Light Zone!

[The rocket now floats on its top.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: We've stopped! Now we'll never get back to Mobius!
Grounder: Well, so? At least now, Dr. Robotnik won't be able to fire me for breaking his switch!

[Scratch turns to face Grounder, then comes to a realization.]

Scratch: Yeah! And the good part of it is, we're robots, and we don't need oxygen!
Grounder: We don't?
Scratch: Nope! So when this spaceship runs out in a couple hours, we won't even care! Bwahaha!

[Unknown to Scratch, Sonic and Tails are aboard the spaceship. They have hidden behind the walls, and have heard everything.]

Tails: Here that? We're gonna run out of oxygen!

[Sonic holds out his left hand like a stop sign.]

Sonic: Chill, little pal! There's plenty of oxygen right out there!

[Sonic points to a window in the rocket with his left thumb. Tails runs up to the window and looks outside.]

Tails: What is it?

[An abandoned Space Station is shown outside the window.]

Sonic [heard offscreen]: It's the abandoned space station! The old Mobius Government had to close it down after Robuttnik stole all their money!

[Sonic walks up to Tails, who turns his head to face him.]

Tails: So how do we get to it?
Sonic: I'll let you know, as soon as we get Scratch and Grounder out of that control room!

[Sonic points to the control room with his right thumb. The screen transitions to a view outside the rocket.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: It's kinda peaceful out here in space!

[Inside the control room, Scratch and Grounder are leaning on their chairs, with Scratch's feet on the control panel.]

Grounder: Yeah. Do you think we should call Dr. Robotnik, and tell him we won't be coming home?
Scratch: Naw, let him find someone else to yell at!

[Sonic can be heard imitating a police siren, which causes Scratch to lean forward in surprise.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! What's that?

[Sonic, who is disguised as a police officer in a space helmet, runs up to Scratch and Grounder.]

Sonic: Space patrol! Pull over!

[As Scratch talks, Sonic reaches behind his back with both his hands. He pulls out a pencil and a notepad, the former of which he is holding in his right hand, and the latter of which he is holding in his left. He writes in the notepad.]

Scratch: What's wrong, officer?

[Sonic points at Scratch with his right index finger.]

Sonic: Don't play innocent with me! Just show me your driver's license!
Grounder: I'm not driving! He is!

[Grounder turns his right drill into a hand, and points at Scratch with his right index finger.]

Scratch: Uh, uh... I'm not driving, either!

Sonic pulls back three pages on the notepad with his right hand.]

Sonic: Driving without a driver? Now you're really in for it!

[Sonic writes in the notepad. Scratch is now holding the broken lever in his left hand.]

Scratch: But we can't drive; we don't have any power!
Grounder: Yeah, we're stuck!

[Sonic points down the pencil he is holding in his right hand.]

Sonic: Well, you can't park here! This zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only! I'm afraid I'll have to order both of you to the rear of the spaceship!
Scratch: Are we under arrest?
Sonic: You are!

[Sonic points with the pencil he is holding in his right hand.]

Sonic: You are! Now get down there and write, "I will not park my rocket ship in a no parking zone" ten thousand times!

[Scratch and Grounder get out of their seats and run in place.]

Scratch: Uh, ye-ye-yes, officer! Right away!

[Scratch and Grounder run away.]

Scratch: Is "Park" spelled with one "R" or two?
Grounder: Three, duncebot! Sheesh, everybody knows that!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where in the control room, Tails is holding the broken lever in both his hands, and Sonic is holding a wrench in both his hands, which he uses to screw the lever back in place.]

Sonic: Ugh! Ugh!

[The broken lever falls over.]

Sonic: It's not gonna work!

[Sonic, who is now holding the wrench in his right hand, picks up the broken lever with his left hand.]

Scratch: The power switch is too smashed up!
Tails: Then how do we get this rocket rollin'?
Sonic: Rollin'? That's it, squirt! You're a genius!

[Sonic puts his left hand on Tails' right arm. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where Sonic is wearing a spacesuit and magnets on his shoes, as he is standing on the rocket's left side.]

Sonic: A little racin' in place, and maybe I can move this monster!

[Sonic runs in place on the rocket, making it spin. Back in the rocket, Scratch and Grounder are in the basement, writing down their punishment on pieces of paper. Scratch is holding a pencil in his right hand, which he uses to write on a piece of paper, and Grounder is holding a piece of paper in his right hand and a pencil on his left, which he uses to write on the paper with. They start to spin around with the rocket, and their pencils and paper fly everywhere.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-oh!
Grounder: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
Scratch: Boy, this is pretty stiff punishment for a lousy parking ticket!

[One of the pieces of paper is revealed to have, I WiLL NOT PARRRK MY RocKETSHiP iN A NO PARKiNG ZONE! written on it. The rocket spins towards the Space Station and bumps into it. Sonic, who no longer has the magnets on his shoes, runs up to the door and pulls it open with his right hand.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails! We made it to the space station!

[Sonic runs away, and Tails, who is wearing a space suit, flies after Sonic. They run towards the space station, and Sonic jumps down on the platform.]

Sonic: Ugh!

[Sonic runs into the space station, with Tails flying behind him. Inside the space station, they are no longer wearing their space suits as they walk across the path. Tails gasps.]

Tails: Well, at least there's oxygen in here!
Sonic: Yeah! Now, let's see if we can find some way to get back to Mobius!
Grounder [heard offscreen]: Ohhh! My head is still spinning!

[Grounder's head, which doesn't have its space helmet on it, is spinning clockwise. Grounder turns both his drills into hands, and puts them over his eyes, causing his head to stop spinning.]

Grounder: Phew!

[Grounder pulls his head off, and holds it above his body.]

Grounder: Oh! Now let me get my bearings!

[Scratch, who is holding Grounder's bearings in his right hand, walks up to Grounder.]

Scratch: Here they are.

[Grounder holds out his left hand as Scratch pours the bearings onto Grounder's left hand.]

Grounder: Oh! Thanks, Scratch!

[Grounder puts the bearings in his head, then puts his head back on his body with both his hands. As Scratch talks, Grounder picks up his space helmet with both his hands and puts it back on his head, then turns both his hands back into drills.]

Scratch: You know, Grounder, I've been thinking for a long time, and all of a sudden, my brain clicked!
Grounder: Oh, maybe you should oil it!
Scratch: No, I should have seen it before; That was no space patrolman!
Grounder: No?
Scratch: Now, don't hold me to this, but I think it was Sonic!

[Grounder gasps, then turns both his drills back into hands.]

Oh, that double-dealin' spiny sneak! I'l clobberate him!

[Grounder slams his right fist onto the palm on his left hand.]

Grounder: Where is he?

[Scratch climbs onto a box in front of him and points to the window in front of it with his left thumb.]

Scratch: He's gotta be on that space station!
Grounder: Let's get him!
Scratch: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder run away. Scratch pushes the door open with his right hand and runs out. Grounder follows him. Scratch jumps down onto the platform.]

Scratch: Ach!

[Grounder falls and lands in between the rocket and the platform.]

Grounder: Oops!

[Scratch screeches to a halt just before he reaches the doorway.]

Scratch: Yeow-how!

[Scratch runs back towards Grounder.]

Grounder: [screams]

[Grounder holds out both his arms. Scratch grabs Grounder's right arm with his left hand and his left arm with his right hand.]

Scratch: Ugh! Ugh! D'oh! Ugh!

[Grounder's treads spin the rocket.]

Scratch: Ugh! Ugh! [screams] Arrgh!

[Scratch pulls Grounder out, and Grounder lands on him, knocking him down.]

Scratch: Ow-how!
Grounder: Oof!

[Scratch stares in shock at the rocket.]

Scratch': Hey! Our rocketship's drifting away!

[The rocket floats away.]

Grounder: Aw, who cares? What we gotta do now is catch Sonic and make him pay for all this!

[Scratch and Grounder run into the doorway, then get stuck.]

Scratch': D'oh-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho! Ugh!
Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch and Grounder get unstuck and run through the doorway, and the rocket continues to float away. A meteor flies by, which is used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are walking across a hallway.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: Th-there they are! Get em!

[Sonic and Tails turn their heads to face Scratch and Grounder, then run away, with them chasing them. They run past a doorway, which Sonic runs back to and looks inside. He then turns to face Tails!]

Sonic: This way, kid! We'll lose em'!

[Tails runs back to Sonic, and they both run through the doorway. Sonic is now holding Tails' left hand with his right as he runs up to a door and opens it with his left hand, revealing a skeleton holding a phone reciever in his right hand. Sonic and Tails stare at it in shock.]

Sonic and Tails: [both scream]

[Sonic closes the door with his left hand and runs up to another, opening it with his left hand, revealing a robot waving both its arms behind it.]

Sonic: Huh?

[Sonic closes the door with his left hand, then runs past a pillar with an octopus in a glass ball sitting on it. Tails runs back to the octopus and stares at it, until Sonic runs back to Tails and grabs his left arm with his right hand, and runs away, pulling him along. Sonic and Tails run down the hallway, then stare in shock at several tentacles coming out of a pipe.]

Sonic and Tails: Whoa!
Tails: Sonic! What's that?
Sonic: Space creature, kid!
Tails: Is it friendly?

[A mouth emerges from the pipe.]

Space Monster: No!

[The Space Monster snorts, then emerges from the pipe completely.]

Space Monster: I've got a terrible cold, and I'm starved! Aaah-aaah-aaah-aachoo!

[The Space Monster sneezes Sonic and Tails away.]

Sonic: [screams]
Tails: Whoa!

[The space monster wipes under its eye with his upper right tentacle, then points at Sonic and Tails with the same tentacle.]

Space Monster: I haven't had fresh food in thirteen years!

[Sonic and Tails sit and stare at the Space Monster as his shadow casts over them. The screen then fades to black.The next scene continues where the last one left off, as the Space Monster bounces through the hallway, up to Sonic and Tails. The Space Monster sniffles, then wipes under its eye with one of its right tentacles.]

Space Monster: Thirteen years ago, my doctor said, "Feed your cold!" [sniffles] But you're the most food i've seen!

[The Space Monster moves up to Sonic and Tails, with drool dripping from his fangs. Sonic and Tails back up as the Space Monster sniffles.]

Space Monster: Thank you for coming!

[Sonic and Tails run away as the Space Monster chomps. They run through the hallway, then Sonic runs into Grounder, while Tails runs into Scratch.]

Sonic: Ugh!
Scratch: [screams]

[Sonic, Tails, Scratch, and Grounder all stare at each other in shock, with their eyes popping out of their heads.]

Sonic, Tails, Scratch, and Grounder: [all scream]

[Sonic, Tails, Scratch, and Grounder all run in the direction opposite of the way they came. Scratch then runs back the other way. He puts two of the fingers from his left hand into his mouth and whistles. He then points towards Sonic and Tails with his left index finger, then runs towards Sonic and Tails, and Grounder rolls after him. Sonic and Tails run down the hall, with Scratch and Grounder chasing them from behind. Sonic and Tails run away, and up to a hole, with three arrows pointing at it. They jump through the hole, then Grounder rolls up to it. He jumps into it, but gets stuck due to his width. Grounder's head, which is connected to his body by a spring, springs off his body.]

Grounder: [screams]

[Grounder's head springs back onto his body, and pushes him towards Scratch, knocking him over.]

Grounder: Ugh!
Scratch: Oof!

[Sonic and Tails run past a corner of the hallway, then past some giant test tubes. They screech to a halt in the next hallway, near a pair of air vents. Tails scratches his head as the Space Monster appears in the two vents. He and Sonic turn to face him, then stare in shock.]

Tails: Yeow!
Sonic: [screams]

[Sonic and Tails run away, as the Space Monster forms and growls. Sonic and Tails then run on a bridge, past a giant light bulb, with the Space Monster chasing them. The Space Monster snorts as he chases Sonic and Tails, who run down a starway and past a spinning spiked ball. The Space Monster continues to chase Sonic and Tails.]

Space Monster: Aaaah... aaah...

[Sonic and Tails run up to a doorway that Scratch and Grounder are peering behind. They stop and stare in shock at them.]

Sonic and Tails': [both scream]

[Scratch and Grounder pounce at Sonic and Tails, and all four fight each other behind a cloud of dust they created.]

Scratch [heard inside the dust cloud]: Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Grounder: Oh! Oh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

[The dust cloud clears. Grounder is now holding Tails with both his hands, and Scratch is now holding Sonic with both his hands as the Space Monster moves up to them. Scratch picks up Sonic with his left hand, and Grounder picks up Tails with his left hand.]

Scratch: Uh, hey-hey! Mr. Monster, w-we'll help feed ya!

[Scratch and Grounder run away, with Sonic and Tails in tow.]

Grounder [heard offscreen]: Yeah!

[Scratch and Grounder run back in and push a stewpot towards The Space Monster, with both their hands and drills.]

Grounder: We'll fix you a nice, warm bowl of hedgehog soup!

[Sonic and Tails peer out of the stewpot as the Space Monster licks his lips. The Space Monster opens his mouth, with drool dripping from his fangs.]

Sonic: Hate to tell you, slime-face, but you're still on a diet!

[Sonic jumps into the air and spins. He falls back into the stewpot, which Tails ducks into as the Space Monster chomps. Scratch, Grounder, and the Space Monster all stare into the stewpot, and a question mark appears behind the Space Monster, who picks up the stewpot with one left tentacle and one right one. He, Scratch, and Grounder look down at the hole Sonic created, then the Space Monster looks through the hole in the stewpot that Sonic created.]

Space Monster: [screams]

[The Space Monster tosses the stewpot aside as Scratch and Grounder back up in fear. He then points down to the hole with the index finger on one of his right tentacles.]

Space Monster: Stop them!

[Scratch, Grounder, and the Space Monster all jump into the hole at the same time.]

Scratch: No-ho-ho-ho!
Grounder: No! No-o-o!

[Scratch, Grounder, and the Space Monster land on the floor below. Grounder spits some of the slime from the Space Monster out of his mouth, and Scratch wipes some of the slime off with both his hands. He then hits his helmet with his right hand, and some of the slime comes out of his left ear and lands on Grounder.]

Grounder: Ugh!

[Scratch hits his head with his left hand, and some of the slime comes out of his right ear. He then turns to face Grounder, puts his left hand on his helmet, and his right index finger on his nose.]

Scratch: D'oh! We could have had him if you hadn't messed up!

[The Space Monster growls.]

Scratch: Ow-hoo-ho!

[The Space Monster reconstructs himself, then spits out his dentures. he wipes under his newly-formed nose with the hand from one of his right tentacles, then opens his eye and moves towards his dentures, which are up against a wall. He grabs them with the hand from one of his right tentacles, then puts them back in his mouth and chomps twice, then moves towards the camera, with his teeth being used as a transition to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are on the deck, and find an escape pod.]

Sonic: An escape pod! It must have got left behind when they abandoned this space station!

[As Tails talks, Sonic hits the side of the escape pod with his right hand.]

Tails: So we can get back to Mobius?

[Sonic turns to face Tails.]

Sonic: Unless you'd rather stay here and get munched by the space slime!

[Sonic walks towards the front of the escape pod.]

Tails: I'll pass!

[Sonic picks the escape pod up over his head with both his hands.]

Sonic: Come on, help me get it into the blast-off hatch!

[Tails suddenly becomes muscular and flexes his muscles. He then grabs the left rear wheel of the escape pod with both his hands.]

Sonic: Mobius, here we come!

[Sonic and Tails start to walk away, carrying the escape pod, but stop when they suddenly hear Scratch.]

Scratch [heard offscreen]: Not you, Hedgehog! Us!

[Sonic and Tails turn their heads and stare at Scratch and Grounder as the latter uses a magnet he extended from his left arm to grab the escape pod and pull it out of their grip.]

Sonic: [screams]

[Grounder reels in the magnet from his right arm and the escape pod, the latter of which Scratch catches with both his hands.]

Scratch: We're gonna leave you marooned! Bwahaha!
Grounder: Yeah, ha ha! And besides that, we're gonna leave you stuck up here!

[Grounder grabs his ears with both his hands and stretches them out. He then puts his thumbs in his ears and blows a raspberry.]

Scratch: Come on, Grounder! Let's fly this thing back to Mobius!

[The Space Monster emerges from the vent next to Scratch and Grounder.]

Space Monster: Nobody's going anywhere, till' after lunch; My lunch!

[The Space Monster peers down at Sonic and Tails, who both lean down in fear.]

Space Monster: You two look even more delicious than the last time I saw you!

[The Space monster snorts and licks his lips. He then prepares to sneeze, until Sonic reaches with his right arm and wipes under the Space Monster's nose with his right index finger. The Space Monster sighs.]

Space Monster: Thanks. I'll feel better after I eat you!

[The Space Monster eats Sonic and Tails, then licks his lips. Sonic emerges from his nose and points at him with his left index finger.]

Sonic: Didn't anybody tell you, slime-ball?

[Sonic jumps out of the Space Monster, holding Tails by his left arm with his right hand. He runs in place on the Space Monster, tossing his slime aside.]

Sonic: There's food, fast food, and too fast to be food!

[Sonic runs away, and Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be sitting on the Space Monster's dentures. Sonic runs through the hallway, now holding Tails by his right hand with his right hand.]

Tails: What do we do now, Sonic?

[Sonic turns his head to face Tails.]

Sonic: Somehow, little bud, we gotta get that escape pod back! It's the only hope we have of getting home!

[Back at the deck, the Space Monster's slime forms a left hand, which Scratch and Grounder stare in shock at.]

Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how!
Grounder: Yipe!

[The Space Monster picks up his dentures, then forms back to his normal self. He then tries to run away,but trips over Scratch and Grounder. Scratch and Grounder look down at him as he opens his eye. They gasp as he points at them with the index finger in one of his right tentacles.]

Space Monster: If you interrupt my dining plans one more time, I'll break you into a million pieces, and send you into orbit! Aaah-aaah-aaah-achoo!

[The Space Monster dives into the hole below himself.]

Grounder: You know what, Scratch? I think he's a bit upset!
Scratch: D'oh, that ugly mass of mucus doesn't scare me!

[Scratch holds his left hand out like a stop sign as Grounder's robocom phone rings.]

Grounder: Oooh!
Scratch: Oh-ho-ho!

[Grounder points to his chest compartment with his left drill.]

Grounder: Dr. Robotnik's calling!

[Grounder opens his chest compartment with his right drill and reaches inside with his left drill, then pulls his robocom phone out with the same drill.]

Scratch: Hoo! Now that scares me!

[Robotnik's head emerges from the phone.]

Robotnik: What happened out there, dumbots?

[Robotnik's head ducks back into the phone as Scratch pushes it towards Grounder with both his hands.]

Scratch: You tell him, here!

[Grounder holds the phone up to Scratch's head.]

Grounder: Oh, no! I wouldn't think of taking your turn!

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is sitting at his computer, which has an image of his Rocketship spinning through space on it.]

Robotnik: Why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space? Why am I reaching you at the coordinates of the abandoned space station?

[An image of the abandoned space station is now shown on Robotnik's computer, which he leans towards.]

Robotnik: Why? Why? Why?!

[Scratch points at Grounder, who is holding the phone in his right drill, with his left index finger.]

Scratch: You take the first two questions, I'll answer the last three!
Grounder: Huh?

[Grounder holds his robocom phone up to his right ear.]

Grounder: It's all Sonic's fault!

[Robotnik leans back in his chair in shock.]

Robotnik: Oh!

[Robotnik puts his right hand on his head.]

Robotnik: Sonic!

[Robotnik stands back up, holding the bottom of his chair with both his hands, and pulling it off the floor.]

Robotnik: Are you telling me the hedgehog is up there with you?

[Robotnik points at the computer screen with his right index finger. Scratch is now holding Grounder's robocom phone in his right hand and up to his right ear.]

Scratch: But, but we got everything under control, your obnoxiousness!

[Grounder holds out both his arms in confusion.]

Grounder: We do?

[Scratch clamps his left hand over Grounder's mouth.]

Scratch: Yeah, uh, we're, we're uh... we're gonna catch that hedgehog and bring him back to Mobius!

[Scratch holds up his left index finger, then slams his left fist on Grounder's head, which Grounder then rubs with his left drill.]

Robotnik [heard over the phone]: Bring him back? How?

[Scratch is now holding Grounder's bocom phone in his left hand as he walks up to the escape pod.]

Scratch: Well, we very cleverly captured this escape pod, ha ha!

[As Scratch pats the escape pod with his right hand, Grounder rolls up to the escape pod, putting his left drill on it.]

Scratch: It's the only one on board, and we got it! Bwahaha!
Robotnik: The only one? Hmmm....

[Robotnik runs his right thumb and index finger through his mustache. He then points at the screen with his right index finger.]

Robotnik: Grounder, this is an order! Activate Model 741 of your left arm!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder and holds the phone up to his right ear. Grounder then turns his left drill with his left drill, and his antenna turns into a sattelite dish.]

Grounder: Model 741 activated, your blubberness.
Robotnik: Then I will complete the procedure from here!

[Robotnik holds up his left index finger, then presses a button on the control panel with the same finger. He then grabs a lever with his right hand. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock as Grounder's satellite spins, and Grounder rolls towards the escape pod.]

Grounder: [screams]

[Grounder's satellite zaps the escape pod, destroying it. Grounder flinches as this happens. Scratch runs up to the destroyed escape pod and stares at it in shock. He then holds Grounder's robocom phone up to his left ear]

Scratch: Dr. Robotnik! Something went wrong! The escape pod is destroyed!

[Scratch points at the destroyed escape pod with his right index finger.]

Robotnik: Nothing went wrong, dunce-bot! I meant to destroy it!
Scratch: But how will we get home? Eh heh heh!

[Robotnik's head emerges from Grounder's robocom phone.]

Robotnik: Who cares?

[Robotnik's head ducks back into Grounder's robocom phone. Back at Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik walks out of his chair.]

Robotnik: As long as the hedgehog is stranded in space, I don't need you anymore!

[Robotnik points at the screen with his right index finger. Grounder then holds his robocom phone up to his right ear.]

Grounder: Aww, you can't do this!

[Scratch walks up to Grounder and grabs his robocom phone with both his hands. He then holds it up to his left ear.]

Scratch: He's right; we've been together too long!

[Robotnik points at the screen with his right index finger.]

Robotnik: You lost my rocket ship, you let the hedgehog ruin my plans,

[Robotnik walks up to the screen and presses his face against it.]

Robotnik: And now you're running up my long-distance bill! You deserve to be space garbage!

[Robotnik grabs a lever with his left hand and pulls it. He then presses a button with his right index finger. Grounder's sattelite spins, and points towards Scratch. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock, and Scratch backs up.]

Scratch: Yeow-how-how-how!
Grounder: Yipe!

[Grounder covers his eyes with his drills as his satellite zaps Scratch, destroying him. Grounder then uncovers his eyes as his satellite points down at him. He looks up and waves both his arms frantically, but to no avail, as his satellite zaps and destroys him.]

Grounder: [screams]

[Grounder's decapitated head lands near Scratch's decapitated head.]

Grounder: Does this mean he's cancelling our pension plan?

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are seen running through the hallway.]

Sonic: From the sound of those explosions, they came from right about...

[When Sonic and Tails reach the end of the hallway, Sonic points with his right index finger. Sonic then peers behind the doorway.]

Sonic: Here!
Tails Oh, no! The escape pod's destroyed!

[Sonic walks up to Scratch and Grounder's decapitated heads.]

Grounder: You don't feel half as bad about it as we do!

[Sonic picks up one of the escape pod's pieces with his left hand. He is also revealed to be holding another piece in his right hand.]

Sonic: Maybe there's a way we can still make it work!

[Tails walks up to Sonic.]

Tails: Come on, Sonic! Half the parts are missing!

[As Sonic talks, he rummages through the pieces of the escape pod and pulls out one of Scratch's tail feathers with his right hand.]

Sonic: Then we'll just have to find replacement parts!
Scratch: Hey! That's my tail feather, Hedgehog! Drop it!

[Sonic puts his left index finger on Scratch's helmet.]

Scratch: Chill, bot!

[Sonic hands Tails Scratch's tail feather, which Tails is now holding it in both his hands.]

Sonic: This is one time we're all in the same boat, and the boat is you!

[Sonic picks up Scratch's other tail feather with both his hands and bends it. The screen then transitions to the next scene, where the escape pod is repaired, with some of Scratch and Grounder's pieces in place of the missing ones. Specifically, Scratch's head and tail feathers are used as the tail fin, Scratch's arms and Grounder's treads are used as the wings, Grounder's head is used as the bow, and Scratch's legs are used as the landing gear. Tails screws Scratch's right wing onto Grounder's right tread with a wrench he is holding in both his hands, and Sonic puts Grounder's head on the bow of the escape pod with both his hands.]

Tails: Ugh! There! That's the best I can do!

[Tails jumps down and lands near the escape pod, and Sonic walks up to him.]

Sonic: Nice job!
Tails: It might even work! Maybe. I hope!
Scratch: If you think we're gonna spend the rest of our lives like this, you're crazy!
Sonic: Talk to Rocheapnik! I bet he'll figure it'll cost him less to put you back together, than to build new robots!

[Sonic points at the escape pod with his right index finger. Grounder sticks out his tongue, then nods his head, "Yes". Tails is now standing behind the escape pod.]

Tails: Sonic, uh, we forgot one big problem!

[Sonic walks up to Tails, then points at the escape pod with his right thumb.]

Sonic: Like how do we power this thing?

[Scratch turns his head to face Sonic and Tails.]

Scratch: Are you kidding? We don't have power!
Sonic: I've been thinkin' about that! Hang on!

[Sonic holds up his right index finger, then runs away. Tails stares in shock at Sonic, then the screen transitions to the next scene, where the escape pod flies out of the Space Station. Sonic is now in the driver's seat, holding the lever in his right hand, and Tails is in the passenger seat next to him.]

Tails: Good thinkin', Sonic!

[Sonic turns his head to face Tails.]

Sonic: Thanks, kid!

[Tails turns his head to face the rear of the ship, revealing the Space Monster to be hanging onto it by his tentacles.]

Tails: Slime power!
Space Monster: Aaah... aaah... aaah-choo!

[The force of the Space Monster's sneeze pushes the escape pod towards Mobius.]

Grounder: Whoa!
Scratch: Whoa-ho, ho-ho-ho, ho-hoo!

[Back at Robotnik's fortress, Robotnik is looking at himself in the mirror.]

Robotnik: I've done it! I've finally done it! The hedgehog is marrooned in space! Now nothing can stop me from conquering Mobius!

[Robotnik laughs evilly. Just then, Coconuts, whose light bulb is flashing, runs up to Robotnik.]

Coconuts: Dr. Robotnik! D-D-Dr. Robotnik! An unidentified something is landing in your courtyard!

[Coconuts points with his left index finger.]

Robotnik: Don't be ridiculous! No one lands in my courtyard without my permission! I'll stop this foolishness!

[Robotnik holds up his left index finger, then walks away. He walks into his courtyard and sees the escape pod floating down, with the Space Monster using himself as a parachute.]

Tails: I still don't understand how you got that slime creature to be so helpful!
Sonic: Simple; I promised when we got to Mobius, he could have the biggest meal in the galaxy!

[Sonic points up with his left index finger, then opens the pressurizing canopy with his right hand.]

Sonic: Hey, big guy! There's your lunch!

[Sonic points down at Robotnik with his left index finger.]

Sonic [heard offscreen]: Twelve zillion, four million calories!

[The escape pod lands. The Space Monster roars as he walks towards Robotnik, who stares in shock at him.]

Robotnik: No!

[Robotnik turns around and runs away, panting heavily, with the Space Monster chasing him.]

Robotnik: I... hate... that... hedge... hog!

[The Space Monster chases Robotnik out of his courtyard, and the screen fades to black, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says

[Sonic is standing next to the Space Monster.]

Sonic: You should really take better care of yourself, Slimey!

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, holding a glass of orange juice in his right hand.]

Sonic: Get some rest, and drink lots of fluids!

[The Space Monster grabs the glass with one of his left tentacles, and pours the orange juice from it into his mouth.]

Space Monster: Thanks, Sonic! I'm feeling better already! Ahhh!

[The Space Monster puts one of his right tentacles in between his eye and mouth.]

Sonic [to the viewers]: If you get a cold, take care of yourself! If it gets worse, see a doctor!
Space Monster: Achoo!

[The Space Monster sneezes the orange juice out of his mouth, and the glass out of his left tentacle.]

Sonic [to the viewers]: And never sneeze on anybody! Use a tissue, and cover your face!
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