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This is the transcript for the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Super Robotnik".

Note: Scenes that were cut from certain reruns are highlighted in red.

[The episode begins with a view outside Robotnik's fortress as the camera zooms in on it. The screen then transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, and the camera moves from some beakers and test tubes, to Coconuts, who is mopping the floor with a mop he is holding in both his hands.]

Coconuts: Why is he always picking on me? I do good work, and never make mistakes!

[Coconuts, not paying attention to where he is mopping, knocks over a shelf full of chemicals with the mop.]

Coconuts: Whoa!

[Coconuts flinches as the chemicals land in a vat of water.]

Coconuts: Huh?

[Coconuts panics as the water bubbles, then runs towards the vat. He then stares in shock as he hears Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Haven't you cleaned my laboratory yet?! I have some nasty little experiments to perfo-o-o-orm!

[Robotnik slips on the mop, and holds onto the handle with both his hands. Coconuts sees Robotnik and runs out of the way as Robotnik lands in the vat, splashing the water on Coconuts. Robotnik grunts, then gurgles.]

Coconuts: I'll save you, boss! I'll save you!

[Coconuts runs up to a life preserver and grabs it with his left hand. He is now carrying it over his head with both his hands. He trips, then grunts as he tosses the life preserver. He then looks up and sees the life preserver has landed on Robotnik's butt as Robotnik continues growling and gurgling. Scratch and Grounder stare in shock.]

Scratch: Don't worry, Dr. Robotnik, I'll save you!

[Scratch runs towards Robotnik, and Grounder points his left drill at him.]

Grounder: You will not! I'm his favorite, I'll get him out!

[Grounder rolls up to Robotnik, and he and Scratch grab the life preserver with all their hands. They grunt as they pull on it, and Robotnik screams as he flies out of the vat. Meanwhile, Coconuts sneaks up to a door that says, EMERGENCY EXIT USE FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY, but stops when he hears Robotnik, who points his left index finger at him.]

Robotnik: Get back here, you lunk-bot!

[Coconuts turns to face Robotnik, who stands up.]

Robotnik: You've really done it this time. My clothes are ruined! Why, I ought to...

[Robotnik rolls up his left sleeve with his right hand, and the muscles on his left arm suddenly grow. Coconuts stares in shock at this.]

Coconuts: Yikes!
Robotnik: What in the name of rottenness is going on?

[The muscles in Robotnik's right arm suddenly grow, and Robotnik groans as the muscles in his chest grow. He is suddenly dressed in a superhero outfit, with a red shirt with a blue emblem with a yellow R, blue underwear, blue gloves, and a yellow cape.]

Scratch: Hey-hey! Look at Dr. Robotnik!
Grounder: Ooh! His lard is getting hard! It's turning into muscles!

[Robotnik turns to face the vat, which has less of the superpower formula in it. He holds up his left index finger.]

Robotnik: This stuff did something to me! I feel powerful!

[The lights go out, and Robotnik is now standing in a spotlight as he flexes his muscles.]

Robotnik: I feel invincible! [singing] I feel pretty! [speaking] I feel like flying!

[Robotnik flies into the air, and laughs evilly. Scratch and Grounder gasp and stare in awe as Robotnik flies through his fortress.]

Robotnik: How about this? I'm... Super Robotnik!

[Robotnik flies up to the bars of one of the windows of his fortress. He pulls one of the bars out with his left hand, then uses it and his right hand to shape the bar into a pretzel.]

Robotnik: This is like bending spaghetti!

[Robotnik is now holding the metal pretzel in his right hand, and he takes a bite out of it. He laughs evilly again, then flies down to Scratch and Grounder. A beam emits from his right eye.]

Robotnik: What do you know? I've got x-ray eyesight, too!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to have pecking birds where their brains should be. Robotnik turns to face Coconuts.]

Robotnik: Coconuts, you're responsible for this!

[Coconuts flinches in fear.]

Coconuts: I didn't mean to!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Coconuts.]

Robotnik: Relax, you're getting a promotion, to First Lieutenant!

[Coconuts laughs nervously. Robotnik then turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: And I'm demoting you two dodos!
Scratch: But, but we didn't do anything!
Grounder: Yeah, give us a break!
Scratch: It wasn't us!

[Robotnik is now standing between two levers. He grabs one with each hand and pulls them, breaking them.]

Grounder: Yeah, we didn't do it!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be standing on trap doors, which open below them. They scream as they fall through them. Robotnik looks in the vat, only to see it is now empty. Coconuts walks up to him.]

Robotnik: Horrors! The super-strength formula has dissipated!
Coconuts: And it's not there anymore, either!

[The camera moves up to Robotnik.]

Robotnik: Your first assignment, Lieutenant Coconuts, will be to recreate the formula!

[Coconuts salutes Robotnik with his right hand, hitting his eyes, and causing stars to spin around him several times.]

Coconuts: Aye-aye! I mean, got you, Dr. Robotnik! Will do! Roger! Ha ha! Wilco and out!

[The camera zooms in on Robotnik.]

Robotnik: With my new powers, I can do whatever I want, and Sonic won't be able to stop me!

[Robotnik laughs evilly. The camera zooms in on his mouth, and the screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Tails are in the park, sitting at a picnic table and eating their lunch of chili dogs.]

Tails: Mmmm! This is yummy!

[Sonic shoves the chili dog he is holding in his left hand in his mouth.]

Sonic: But you really didn't have to do this for us!

[A Villager with a giant nose wearing lederhosen walks in, carrying a plate of chili dogs in each hand. He sets the plate he is holding in his right hand on the table.]

Villager in Lederhosen: This is the least we can do to repay you for getting our stolen belongings back to us! Here, have another chili dog.

[The Villager is about to put the plate he is holding in his left hand on the table, when he hears Robotnik approaching him, Sonic, and Tails. He gasps as he points up with his right index finger. Sonic and Tails turn to face Robotnik.]

Tails: Sounds like a... a hurricane!
Sonic: It's not a hurricane, it's... it can't be! Its...

[Robotnik spins like a tornado and emerges from a cloud of dust.]

Robotnik: Super Robotnik! I'm finally going to get my revenge!

[Robotnik holds up his left index finger, then flies down to Sonic and Tails. He lands on the ground below.]

Robotnik: I think I'll shake things up a little!

[Robotnik grabs the grass with both his hands and pulls it up. He then shakes it, causing the entire village to shake, and sending Sonic and Tails flying out of the picnic table.]

Sonic and Tails: Whoa!

[Sonic grunts as he lands, and Tails grunts as he lands on Sonic, creating a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, Sonic and Tails are revealed to be trapped under a large pile of hot dogs. Sonic emerges from the pile, as does Tails.]

Sonic: I don't know how you got those powers, but you've gone too far!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik, who lands in front of him and Tails and points his left index finger at them.]

Robotnik: You're the one who's going far!

[Robotnik presses his nose against Sonic's.]

Robotnik: And I mean far!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at Sonic.]

Robotnik: Have a free sample of my super freeze breath!

[Robotnik inhales, then exhales at Sonic and Tails, creating a frozen cloud. When the cloud clears, Sonic and Tails are revealed to be trapped in ice. Robotnik then grabs the ice with both his hands and flies into the air.]

Robotnik: And now for a one-way, all-expense-paid trip to...

[Robotnik tosses the ice with his right hand.]

Robotnik: The picturesque Frozen Wastelands of Mobius! My treat!

[The ice flies towards the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius and lands near a giant iceberg. Sonic and Tails grunt as they land, and stars fly onscreen, one of which is used as a transition to the next scene, where a view outside Robotnik's fortress is shown. The camera zooms in on Robotnik's fortress, then the screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's courtyard, where Scratch and Grounder, both of whom are holding clipboards in both their hands, are standing near piles of items Robotnik stole from the citizens of Mobius. The camera moves up to the window of the second floor of Robotnik's fortress, where Coconuts points at Scratch and Grounder with his right index finger.]

Coconuts: And when you finish doin' inventory of the stolen loot, I got a ton of dirty work for you in the lab!

[Grounder, who is now holding a pencil in his left hand, looks back at Coconuts.]

Grounder: Aw, keep your pants on! Ewww, what a stinkin' job!

[Robotnik flies in, holding a large pile of candy in his right hand, which he sets down.]

Robotnik: I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!

[Scratch, who is now holding a pencil in his right hand, points his right index finger at Robotnik.]

Scratch: Well done, super magnificent one! Bwahaha!

[Robotnik holds up his right index finger.]

Robotnik: Now, I will demonstrate another one of my amazing powers, my super computing brain!

[As Robotnik points his right index finger at his head, an iris appears over him, and his head is x-rayed, revealing a motor that emits smoke. An impressed Scratch points his left index finger at Robotnik.]

Scratch: Whoa-ho! Oh, look at him think!
Grounder: What a smart guy!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at his head.]

Robotnik: According to my cerebellum's instantaneous calculations, Sonic should be staring his escape at this precise second!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view of the giant iceberg of the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius is shown. The camera zooms in on the ice Sonic and Tails are trapped in.]

Sonic: Keep cool, Tails, old buddy! I'll get us out of this recycled overcoat!

[Sonic looks over at Tails, then spins and breaks the ice, setting them free. Tails jumps into the air excitedly.]

Tails: All right! I thought we were goners!

[The snow atop the giant iceberg falls, and Sonic looks up at it and screams. The snow and several giant blocks of ice fall on him and Tails. They both poke their heads out of the snow.]

Sonic: Well, little pal, looks like we've been snowed this time! Let's heat things up again!

[The screen transitions to a view inside Robotnik's fortress, where Coconuts is standing atop a giant cauldron of chemicals, and stirring the chemicals with a stick he is holding in both his hands.]

Coconuts: Get in here, you menial underbots!

[The camera moves over to Scratch and Grounder, who walk in, carrying containers of chemicals in both their arms.]

Scratch: Don't blow a gasket, you knuckle-dragging ape!
Coconuts: Shut up, and shut up!

[A Monster emerges from the chemical concoction. Coconuts stares at the monster in shock and screams. He then runs away, and past Scratch and Grounder, who turn their attention to him.]

Coconuts: Gangway!

[Scratch and Grounder stare in shock at the Chemical Monster and scream as it crawls out of the cauldron.]

Grounder: Oh, no!
Scratch and Grounder: Yeow!
Coconuts: Whoa! Yikes!

[Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all scream as they run away from the Chemical Monster, who crawls past them. Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all screech to a halt as the Chemical Monster roars at them. Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts all scream as they stare in shock, then run away in the opposite direction. They then grunt as they trip over a footstool and Scratch and Grounder toss the containers of chemicals into the cauldron, causing the cauldron to explode, creating a huge cloud of smoke, blowing a large hole in the wall of the fortress and sending the Chemical Monster flying away. The smoke clears, and Robotnik flies into the hole. He points his left index finger at Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: I should have known better than let you two incompetents assist my brilliant first lieutenant!
Grounder: But I didn't do anything!

[Scratch points his left index finger at Coconuts.]

Scratch: It was all his fault!

[Robotnik turns to his right side.]

Robotnik: What's this? My super-hearing is picking up some interesting tidbits!

[Robotnik cups his right hand to his right ear as it grows. He then points his right index finger towards the Mobius Government Building.]

Robotnik: Ah, Mobius' World Leaders have called an emergency session to deal with none other than malicious moi! I'll have a look-see with my telescopic vision!

[An iris appears over Robotnik as a telescope emerges from his right eye.]

Robotnik: What a delightful development! All the leaders of Mobius in one building!

[The screen transitions to a view outside the Mobius Government Building, and the camera zooms in on the top floor.]

Mobius World Leader 1: Without Sonic, we're doomed!

[The screen transitions to a view inside the top floor, where the four Mobius World Leaders are talking to each other.]

Mobius World Leader 2: I'm sure we can come up with a plan to save Mobius from Super Robotnik!

[Mobius World Leader 2 points his right index finger at the other Mobius World Leaders.]

Mobius World Leader 2: If we can just put our heads together!

[All Four Mobius World Leaders bang their heads against each others', causing stars to spin around them.]

Mobius World Leaders: Ow!
Mobius World Leader 1: Oh, that smarts!

[Robotnik, who now has a watch on his left wrist, flies up to the top of the Mobius Government Building.]

Robotnik: I think I'll shake things up a little!

[Robotnik flies down to the the top of the building and grabs it with both his hands. He tilts it, causing the Mobius World Leaders to fall.]

Mobius World Leaders: Ow!
Mobius World Leader 1: Oh, that smarts!

[The Mobius World Leaders land in an armored police truck that says, RPD in red letters. The truck drives away, then Robotnik tosses the top of the Mobius Government building aside. He then points his right index finger at his watch, revealing it to be in the 3:00 position.]

Robotnik: Now I'm ready for Sonic!

[Robotnik flies away. The screen transitions to a view of the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius, and the camera zooms in on the pile of ice.]

Sonic: Come on, Tails! We've got a score to settle with Robotnik!

[Sonic spins through the ice, breaking it. He then grabs Tails by his right arm with his left hand, and runs through the Frozen Wastelands of Mobius. Robotnik lands, and when he sees Sonic run up to him, he holds up his right hand like a stop sign. Sonic screeches to a halt.]

Robotnik: I see you've finally defrosted yourself!
Sonic: Yeah, your little trick didn't work!
Robotnik: Freezing you was just a warm-up! Next time, I plan to take care of you permanently!

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Sonic and flies away.]

Tails: Yeah? You and who else?

[Robotnik looks down at Sonic and Tails.]

Robotnik: I have the four most important Leaders of Mobius locked away in my dungeon!

[Robotnik point shis right index finger at Sonic.]

Robotnik: And if you want them released, you must defeat me in a battle of the gladiators, today at Noon, at the Colluseum!

[Sonic watches angrily as Robotnik flies away.]

Sonic: It's a deal! I'll be there!

[Robotnik turns to face Sonic and holds up his right index finger.]

Robotnik: But if you lose, you must leave Mobius forever!

[Robotnik flies behind a cloud.]

Tails: No one can beat Super Robotnik!
Sonic: Yeah! But if I don't fight him, Mobius' leaders are doomed!

[A star fills up the screen, which fades to black. In the next scene, A view of a forest is shown, as Sonic runs up to a bush, with Tails flying behind him. They both look around.]

Sonic: Professor Von Schlemmer! Where are you?

[Sonic scratches his head with his left index finger.]

Professor Von Schlemmer: That's a good question! I know I'm around here somewhere. I'll keep looking for me!
Sonic: I'll find Von Schlemmer, and you better get started on your top secret mission!
Tails: You can count on me, pal! I won't let you down!

[Tails flies away.]

Sonic: Good luck, little buddy! The fate of our World Leaders depends on it! But be careful!

[Von Schlemmer peers out from behind the bush.]

Von Schlemmer: Ah, there you are!

[Von Schlemmer chuckles.]

Von Schlemmer: I must be close by.
Sonic: Is everything ready? I know I didn't give you much notice.

[Von Schlemmer jumps out of the bush and holds up his left index finger.]

Von Schlemmer: Who needs notice? Remember, I am Von Schlemmer! Aren't I?

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where Sonic and Von Schlemmer are standing in another part of the forest.]

Von Schlemmer: I put this together as soon as I got your message. It's my Ultra All-Purpose Exercise Machine, and juicer!

[The camera moves over to the Ultra All-Purpose Exercise Machine. Von Schlemmer chuckles.]

Von Schlemmer: Let's get started!

[Von Schlemmer pulls out a whistle with his right hand and blows into it. He then collapses from exhaustion, coughs, and pants heavily. Sonic looks down at Von Schlemmer.]

Sonic: You okay, Professor?
Von Schlemmer: Fine.

[Von Schlemmer pants heavily.]

Von Schlemmer: Start without me!

[Von Schlemmer pants heavily again.]

Von Schlemmer: I'll catch up with you next tuesday!"
Sonic: Oh, boy! I'm gonna pump myself up till' I pop!

[Sonic jumps into the chair and pulls the blue lever with his right hand. The chair moves over to a weight-lifting bar, which Sonic pulls on with both his hands. The chair then moves over to a leg press, which Sonic presses with both his legs. The leg press is revealed to be lifting a 100 pound anvil on the other end. Another part of the machine is revealed to lick fruits to make into juice that pours into a pitcher. The machine burps, and A view of the top of the machine is shown as the 100 pound anvil and a safe are lifted and lowered. The camera moves down to Sonic, who is revealed to be lifting the anvil and safe by pulling the levers. Von Schlemmer is at the juicer part of the machine, and he grabs the pitcher of fruit juice with his right hand as he holds the glass in his left hand.]

Von Schlemmer: Watching you work out makes me thirsty!

[Von Schlemmer drinks the fruit juice from the glass as Sonic pulls on a pulley in each hand. As the 100 pound anvil and the safe lift and lower, the machine begins to fall apart. The machine then explodes. Von Schlemmer stares in shock and runs up to the destroyed exercise machine.]

Von Schlemmer: Oh, no! My exercise machine beat Sonic before Super Robotnik could!

[Sonic jumps out of the rubble.]

Sonic: What a great workout! I'm in the best shape of my life! Let me at him! Let me at him!
Von Schlemmer: But who knows what that Super Robotnik has up his sleeve? He is a pretty tricky character!

[Von Schlemmer points at his left sleeve, then at with his right hand. Sonic lands near him and puts his left hand over his right shoulder and points behind him with his right thumb.]

Sonic: I've got that covered! Tails is keeping an eye on him!

[The screen transitions to a view outside the window of Robotnik's fortress as Tails flies up to it. Scratch is on a ladder, holding a nail in his left hand and a hammer in his right. He also has nails in his mouth as he hammers in the nail to hang up a picture of one of Robotnik's distant relatives. Grounder rolls up to him.]

Grounder: What do you think you're doing?

[Upon hearing Grounder, Scratch hits his left hand with the hammer and squawks in pain. He drops the hammer, and Grounder screams as he stares in shock. The hammer hits Grounder's head, flattening it, and some nails fall. One of them lands point-up on a chair. Scratch now has the rest of the nails lodged in his throat. He swallows them and burps, then turns to face Grounder.]

Scratch: What does it look like I'm doing, mush-head?
Grounder: Looks like you're trying to kiss up to Dr. Robotnik!
Scratch: That's right! And he's gonna love me for it! I'll be back on his good side in no time! Bwahaha!

[Grounder pops his head out of his body.]

Grounder: Well, you'd have to be pretty stupid to fall for that! Ha ha ha ha!

[Robotnik flies up to the bottom of the hammer, and flattens Grounder's head again. The camera moves up to him.]

Robotnik: What a stunning work of art!

[Robotnik flies up to the picture, and Grounder pokes his head out from his body again. He groans as stars spin around his head. As Robotnik looks over the picture, he flexes his muscles.]

Robotnik: It captures every rippling muscle on my perfect torso! And just like me, it's crooked!

[Scratch climbs up the ladder.]

Scratch: Does it please you, your hunkship?

[Robotnik flies down to the chair.]

Robotnik: Almost as much as looking into the mirror! In fact, I think I'll give you a promo-oh!

[Robotnik sits on the nail. He then looks down at the nail lodged in his butt and flies into the air in pain.]

Robotnik: Ow! The pain! Do something! Help me!

[As Robotnik falls back down, Grounder, who is dressed in a nursemaid's outfit, pushes a wheeled examination table. Robotnik lands on the table and groans in pain. Scratch walks up to him, dressed like a doctor, and holding a medical bag in his right hand.]

Robotnik: Horrors! The only part of my body which is not invulnerable, is my...
Grounder: Your what?

[Robotnik turns to face Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: My unmentionable!

[Scratch and Grounder look at each other, and Grounder shrugs his shoulders. Scratch chuckles.]

Scratch: Well, we won't mention it if you won't!
Robotnik: When I fell into the vat, the only part of my body that didn't get soaked in the super-strength potion was my... caboose!

[Robotnik points at the nail in his butt with his right index finger. Scratch then points at it with his left index finger, and Grounder points at it with his right drill.]

Scratch and Grounder: He mentioned it!

[Scratch holds the stethoscope he is holding in his left hand up to Robotnik's butt, and it makes a thumping noise.]

Scratch: We'll need the butt pliers!

[Grounder is revealed to be holding a large pair of pliers in both his hands, and he opens and closes them.]

Grounder: Butt pliers!

[Scratch leans up to Grounder.]

Scratch: No, stupid! The large butt pliers!
Grounder: Oh. Yes, Doctor. The large butt pliers!

[Robotnik stares in shock upon hearing this. Grounder then pulls the nail out of Robotnik's butt with the large butt pliers, and Robotnik screams in pain. Tails stares at this in excitement from the window.]

Tails: Hot dog! Wait till' Sonic hears this!

[Tails flies away. The screen then transitions to a view outside Robotnik's fortress, and the camera zooms in on Sonic, Tails, and Von Schlemmer, who are on the path leading to the fortress. Von Schlemmer is holding a pillow in his left hand and a can of powder in his right, as he sprinkles the powder onto the pillow.]

Sonic: Now, exactly how does it work, professor?
Von Schlemmer: It's very complicated. This powder will penetrate Robotnik through his weak spot, and slowly neutralize his super strength!
Tails: That's complicated?

[Von Schlemmer points at himself with his right index finger.]

Von Schlemmer: It is to me! It'll take a while to take effect, but it'll make Robotnik weaker than a limp noodle!

[The screen irises out, then in on an ice pack on Robotnik's butt.]

Robotnik: Get to the point! What is it you're trying to sell?

[The camera moves over to Sonic, who is dressed like a salesman]

Sonic: I'm just a humble cushion salesman! The most important villains on the universe sit on my cushions!
Robotnik: What a coincidence! Just what I need!

[The camera moves over to Sonic, who is holding the powdered cushion in his left hand.]

Sonic: I'm certain this'll bring you comfort beyond your wilest expectations!
Robotnik: Fine! I'll take it!

[Robotnik grabs the cushion with both his hands and pulls it away. He then looks over at Sonic.]

Robotnik: And your price is no object, because I'm stealing it from you! Now scram!

[Robotnik points at Sonic with his left index finger.]

Sonic: Ta-ta!

[Sonic backs away. Robotnik then sets the powdered cushion on the chair with both his hands and prepares to sit on it. He sits on it, and sighs in relief.]

Robotnik: Not bad! Not great, but, not bad! I can hardly wait for the gladiator contest! I'll put an end to Sonic once and for all!

[Robotnik laughs evilly. The camera moves down to the cushion, revealing the powder on it it to start taking effect over Robotnik. The screen transitions to a view outside the Gladiator Colluseum as the camera zooms in on it. The audience can be heard cheering from inside.]

Announcer: Happy you could join us today at the Gladiator Colluseum!

[Inside the Colluseum, the Announcer is revealed to be a squirrel.]

Announcer: With a battle that will determine the fate of Mobius! Fighting for peace, liberty, and the freedom of our World Leaders, is the speedy little hedgehog, the one and only, Sonic!

[The camera moves over to the entrance to the stadium as Sonic runs in, then it focuses on him as he screeches to a halt, spins like a tornado, then takes a bow. The audience cheers, and Sonic spins and lands on his right hand as he waves with his left. Tails and Von Schlemmer are nearby, and Tails flies into the air and applauds as Von Schlemmer blows into the fingers on his right hand.]

Tails: All right, Sonic!
Announcer: And fighting on the side of evilness and rottenness, is the disgusting Dr. Super Robotnik!

[The camera moves over to Robotnik, and the audience boos and jeers as he flies into the stadium. He takes a bow, then cups his right hand to his right ear.]

Robotnik: Thank you! That's music to my ears!

[Scratch and Grounder are revealed to be in the bleachers.]

Scratch: Whoo-hoo-hoo! You're the baddest!
Grounder: Yeah, get in his face!

[Sonic turns to face Von Schlemmer.]

Sonic: He looks just as strong as ever! Are you sure your stuff is workin'?
Von Schlemmer: Nothing to worry about! Sometimes it takes a while for the flootlegahoogen to activate the wozzle-dingle-dongle.

[Sonic turns away and scratches his head with his left index finger.]

Sonic: Well, that makes me feel better... I think.

[Coconuts runs into the stadium, holding up his left index finger.]

Coconuts: Dr. Super! Dr. Super! I... I got it! I got it!

[Coconuts screeches to a halt next to Robotnik.]

Robotnik: It's about time! Did you come up with the super formula for my... um... weak spot?

[Robotnik points his left index finger at his butt.]

Coconuts: Not quite.
Robotnik: Not quite?!
Coconuts: But until I do, you can wear this rump protector!

[Coconuts reaches offscreen with both his hands and grabs a rump protector, which he hands to Robotnik.]

Robotnik: What did I do to deserve this? Never mind!

[Robotnik puts the rump protector on his butt with his left hand.]

Announcer: And now, for our first event, the rings of steel!

[The audience cheers as many metal rings hang from the rack above. The camera moves over to Sonic and Robotnik, both of whom are standing on START podiums.]

Announcer: Whoever reaches the finish line first wins this event!
Robotnik: Get ready to lose!

[Robotnik pokes Sonic's head with his right index finger.]

Robotnik: I'm going to work you over, you puny pipsqueak!

[Sonic is now holding a spray bottle of breath freshener in his left hand, and he sprays Robotnik's mouth with it. Robotnik puts both hands over his mouth.]

Sonic: The only thing strong about you is your breath!

[Robotnik gears his right fist up to punch at Sonic, until they both hear the Announcer.]

Announcer: Get ready, set, go!

[Sonic and Robotnik both crouch. Robotnik stands on both his hands as he holds up both his feet. The audience cheers as they both jump into the air. Sonic grabs the rings one by one with one hand after the other, but Robotnik tears his toes through the feet of his suit and use them to hang from one of the rings. He files the nails on his right hand with a nail file he is holding in his left.]

Announcer: What's this? Is Super Robotnik giving up?
Robotnik: Why should I strain myself when I can win without breaking a sweat? A little taste of my heat vision ought to cramp his style!

[Robotnik fires beams from his eyes, and they hit the chains of a ring Sonic grabs with his right hand, disintegrating them. Sonic screams and stares in shock. He flies through the air, and lands on an Elephant Lady, who is holding a burger in her left hand and a bag of popcorn in her right. A Smiling Kid in Green is sitting next to her. The Elephant Lady screams as Sonic bounces on her. She screams as he bounces on her again, this time with his arms folded and a cross expression on his face. The Smiling Kid in Green then flies into the air. He lands back on the bench, and Sonic lands next to Tails.]

Tails: That dirty rat! He's cheating, look!

[Tails turns around and points his right index finger at Robotnik, who is still hanging from the ring by his feet. The audience boos and jeers as he yawns into his left hand. He then lets go of the bar and flies through the air, first in frontstroke form, then in backstroke form. He flies in frontstroke form again, grabs the last ring with his right hand, and swings on it. He lands on the FINISH podium, and the audience boos and jeers as they throw food at him. Robotnik flexes, then points his left index finger at Sonic.]

Robotnik: I've only just begun to cheat!

[Robotnik laughs evilly.]

Announcer: The winner of the first event, I'm sorry to say, is Dr. Super Robotnik! Boo!

[The audience continues booing as Robotnik is now holding a newspaper in both his hands, which he reads over.Scratch polishes the rump protector with a rag he is holding in his right hand. A hook appears over him, and he squawks as he pulls it away. Grounder then rolls up to Robotnik, and polishes his rump protector with a rag where his right drill normally is.]

Grounder: Get out of my way, Scratch! I can shine it better than you can shine it!

[Scratch is now sitting at the control panel of a crane. He pulls the red lever back with his right hand and the blue lever forward with his left.]

Scratch: D'oh, says who?

[Grounder looks up and screams as he stares in shock. a weight falls down, crushing him as the word, WHAM appears onscreen in red letters. Robotnik then walks away from the crane. Von Schlemmer is now standing next to Sonic, and he looks over the watch he is wearing on his right wrist.]

Von Schlemmer: It's very odd! By now, Super Robotnik should be getting at least a little weak!

[Sonic holds his left hand out like a stop sign.]

Sonic: Don't worry, Professor. I'll give it my best shot!

[Sonic runs away. In the next scene, Sonic and Robotnik are both in blasto balls. Sonic's is brown and Robotnik's is black. They are both at the starting line of an obstacle course.]

Announcer: The second event is blasto ball! The first one who gets through the obstacle course is the winner!

[Sonic pulls down the lid to his blasto ball with his left hand, and Robotnik pulls down his lid with his right. The two blasto balls roll down the ramps. Sonic runs in his blasto ball, hitting a bumper, going over a speed bump, and hitting another bumper. Robotnik then stops his blasto ball and opens the lid with his right hand. Sonic reaches the top of a ramp, then grunts as he struggles to push his blasto ball with both his hands. Robotnik laughs evilly, then closes the lid to his blasto ball with his right hand. He flies it up to Sonic's blasto ball, and holds out his right fist.]

Robotnik: Here, let me lend you a hand!

[Robotnik squishes Sonic's blasto ball with his right fist, and the audience boos and jeers.]

Villager 1: Aw, that's not fair!
Villager 2: Boo! Cheater!
Villager 3: Come on!

[Robotnik flies his blasto ball up to the finish line and flexes as the audience boos and jeers at him. He then pokes his head out of the lid and turns it behind him. Sonic, who has a cross expression on his face, bounces his squished blasto ball towards the finish line. Robotnik then flies up to a pillar and grabs it with both his hands, holding it like a baseball bat.]

Robotnik: Time to hit one out of the park!

[Robotnik hits Sonic's squished blasto ball with the pillar, launching it into the air. He then puts his left hand over his eyes, and Sonic's squished blasto ball flies through a cloud, knocking an Angel down. The Angel sinks into the cloud, and Robotnik turns and flies away. In the next scene, Robotnik is out of his blasto ball as Scratch runs up to him.]

Scratch: I think you're Gr-r-r-eat!

[An elevator lands on Scratch, flattening him. It opens, and Grounder rolls out.]

Grounder: Aw, that's nothin'! I think you're greater than he says you are!
Announcer: Now for our killer event, balance beam wrestling! A real test of strength and agility! Ready, Dr. Super Robotnik?

[Robotnik flexes his muscles.]

Robotnik: Of course! Ha ha! But where's my esteemed opponent?

[Sonic's squished blasto ball falls and bounces off Robotnik's head. Sonic grunts as it breaks open, setting him free. As Sonic walks unbalanced, stars spin around his head.]

Announcer: And are you ready, Sonic?
Sonic [wearily]: Oh, let me at him!

[The screen transitions to the next scene, where a view of a balance beam can be seen over a pit of yuck. The camera zooms out, revealing Sonic to be on one end of the balance beam, and Robotnik on the other.]

Announcer: Our combatants must do battle over a pit of smelly, disgusting, awful yuck!
Von Schlemmer: I don't understand what's happening! By now, Super Robotnik should be getting poop-ed!

[Sonic and Robotnik both walk up to each other.]

Robotnik: Ha ha! I think I'll put you out of your misery and into the yuck!

[Robotnik points his left index finger at the pit of yuck below.]

Sonic: I got a feeling the yuck's gonna be on you!

[Sonic points his right index finger at Robotnik. He jumps into the air and spins. Robotnik tries to catch Sonic with both his hands, but misses. Sonic then lands behind Robotnik and pulls the rump protector off his butt with both his hands. Robotnik looks underneath himself.]

Robotnik: Whoa!
Sonic: Ah, lookie here!

[Sonic points at Robotnik's butt with his left index finger. A key ring with three keys on it is revealed to be attached to it.]

Sonic: The keys to your didie!

[Sonic snatches the key ring with his left hand. He then gears up his right leg to kick Robotnik, and kicks Robotnik's butt with it. Robotnik groans, then falls into the pit of yuck below.]

Robotnik: Whoa!

[The villagers cheer. Villager #1 is holding a yellow flag with SONIC in blue letters on it in his left hand, and Villager #3 is holding a black flag with Sonic's face on it in his left hand. Robotnik groans as his super suit disappears, leaving him wearing his normal attire. His muscles also disappear.]

Robotnik: Uh-oh! I think the jig is up!

[Scratch and Grounder run up to Robotnik. The camera zooms out on them.]

Robotnik: Don't just stand there, dumb-bots! Pull me out!
Scratch: Sorry, that's not in our job description! Ha ha!
Grounder: Yeah, you demoted us, remember?

[Robotnik points his right index finger at Scratch and Grounder.]

Robotnik: Okay, okay, I'm promoting you again!

[Scratch and Grounder look at each other. Scratch holds up his right thumb, and Grounder holds up his left.]

Scratch and Grounder: Yeah!

[Scratch grabs Robotnik's right arm with both his hands, and Grounder grabs Robotnik's left arm with both his hands. They grunt as they try to pull him out, but end up falling in the pit of yuck instead.]

Robotnik: Idiots!

[Sonic is now standing next to the Announcer, and he runs away. The audience cheers.]

Announcer: And the winner is, that speedy hedgehog,

[Sonic comes back, holding a cart that has Mobius' World Leaders in it in both his hands. Mobius' World Leaders applaud Sonic.]

Announcer: Who has just rescued Mobius Leaders from Robotnik's dungeon! Our favorite hero, Sonic!
Audience: Yay!

[Tails and Von Schlemmer run up to Sonic.]

Tails: I knew you could do it! I wasn't worried much!

[Mobius World Leader #1 is now holding Sonic up by his right hand with his left hand.]

Mobius World Leader #1: Sonic, I hearby proclaim you the winner of the gladiator challenge!

[The villagers continue cheering, and Villagers #1 and #3 wave their flags.]

Tails: Robotnik only had super powers for a day, but to me, you'll be Super Sonic forever!

[Tails jumps into the air.]

Sonic: Hey, you relly mean that?

[Tails hides both his hands behind his back and has a sly expression on his face as he kicks his right foot.]

Tails: Well, not really. I just wanted to butter you up so you'd buy me a chili dog!

[Sonic laughs, then points his left index finger at Tails.]

Sonic: You got it, little bro! My treat!

[Sonic points his left thumb at himself, then gears up to run. He grabs Tails' right hand with his left hand, and runs away with him in tow, leaving a trail of fire behind. Meanwhile, Robotnik, Scratch, and Grounder are still in the pit of yuck.]

Robotnik: I hate that hedgehog!

[A lightning bolt zaps Robotnik. The Lightning bolt is revealed to have come from the right index finger of the Angel Robotnik knocked out minutes ago. The Angel then blows on his right index finger, and turns to face the camera.]

Angel: Who says there's not a little bit of Heaven on Mobius!

[The Angel turns around and walks away as he dusts off his hands. The screen irises out, ending the episode.]

Sonic Says

[A glass bottle breaks and spills on the floor. Coconuts, who is holding a mop in his left hand, looks over it.]

Coconuts: Oops! I did it again!

[Sonic runs up to Coconuts.]

Sonic: Whoa! Don't do that yourself! That could be dangerous!

[Sonic runs away, then comes back, wearing a gas mask, and holding a mop in both his hands, which he uses to mop up the chemical.]

Sonic: Never clean up anything you spill unless you know it's safe!

[Sonic runs away, then comes back. He points his left index finger at the viewers.]

Sonic: Tell your parents right away, and ask them for help! Toxic chemicals can burn or poison you! Even breathing them is dangerous!

[As Coconuts talks to Sonic, the floor disintegrates from under him.]

Coconuts: What's the big deal? That stuff wasn't so powerful!

[Coconuts falls through the hole in the floor, and Sonic looks down at him.]

Coconuts: Whoa!
Sonic: Some robots just don't listen!
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