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This is the transcript of the Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Super Sonic".
[Scene: Waterwheel, Knothole Village, day.]
- Bunnie: Here y'all go, Rotor. [Puts down a toolbox.]
- Rotor: Thanks, Bunnie.
- Bunnie: Welcome, Ah'm sure. [Notices her frizzy ears and screams.] Ah'm a walkin' disaster! Y'all wanna hurry up here, Rotor? All this dampness is frizzin' my ears.
- [Sally walks into the scene carrying a big wrench.]
- Sally: This is the biggest wrench I could find, Rotor.
- Rotor: You know, if we use a bigger gear -here- we could double the power output.
- Sally: I bet you're right. [Gets Nicole.] Nicole, search data bank for entry "water wheel".
- Nicole: One entry qualifies, Sally.
- [Nicole shows a hologram of a rose.]
- Sally: Wha? Nicole, a water wheel.
- Nicole: One entry qualifies.
- [Nicole shows a hologram of a chili dog.]
- Sally: Oh, no; I was afraid of this.
- [Sonic speeds into the scene.]
- Sonic: Somebody's got that old chili dog feelin' again!
- Sally: No, Sonic. Nicole is malfunctioning.
- Sonic: A chili dog is NO malfunction, Sal.
- Sally: Nicole, run diagnostic level 4B.
- Nicole: Running...sub-microprocessor chip 16 has a fatal error.
- Sonic: Is that bad?
- Sally: [Exasperated growl.]
[Scene Change: Robotropolis street]
- Sonic: It's cool.
- [Sonic jumps out of a manhole with Sally.]
- Sally: Ready?
- Sonic: Ready and steady.
- Sonic and Sally: Let's do it to it!
- Sonic: Yo, heavy metal heads! Wanna play tag? Yer it!
- Sally: Now or never, Sally-girl...
[Scene Change: Robotropolis factory.]
- [Sally grabs a chip from the assembly line.]
- Sally: Yes!
- [Sally is confronted by a robot, and gasps.]
- Sally: Oh, hi! I was just leaving...
- [The robot sounds the alarm.)
- Sally: I hate when they do that!
[Scene Change: Outside the factory]
- Sonic: Come on, Sal; where ya at?
- [Swat-Bots arrive.]
- Sonic: Don't they ever get tired? Whoa! Huh?
[Scene Change: Robotropolis street.]
- Sally: Forbidden Zone?
- [Sally gasps as a Swat-Bot approaches.]
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- [Sally is seen on one of Dr. Robotnik's monitors.]
- Robotnik: Send more Hover Units, Snivley.
- Snively: Yes sir, Dr. Robotnik.
- Robotnik: I want the Princess.
- [A cloaked figure vaporizes the Swat-Bot chasing Sally.)
- Robotnik: Who was that?
- Snivley: I really don't know, sir. I'll find out.
[Scene Change: Robotropolis street.]
- Sonic: You okay, Sal?
- Sally: Yes. Let's get out of here.
[Scene Change: Knothole Village.]
- Bunnie: What in Heaven's name do you suppose that cloaked thing was?
- Sally: It was the Guardian.
- Rotor: Who's the Guardian?
- Sally: More like "what". According to legend, he watches over the resting place of Lazaar.
- Sonic: What's Lazaar?
- Sally: Not what; who.
- Sonic: Who is what?
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- Snivley: The evil wizard, Lazaar, has rested for centuries within the Forbidden Zone. Although many have attempted to recover his computer of magic spells, none have succeeded.
- Robotnik: Hmmm. Go on.
- Snivley: According to legend, Lazaar awaits someone vile enough to awaken him.
- Robotnik: Vile?
- Snivley: That would be you, Sir.
[Scene change: Lake of Rings, day.]
- Sally: Forget it, Sonic; it's too risky!
- Sonic: C'mon, Sal! Lazaar's magic spells can really kick some Robuttnik tail!
- Sally: But you might wake Lazaar!
- Sonic: Moi? Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse...I'm there and back before you know I'm even gone!
- Sally: Will you be serious for a minute?
- Sonic: Thirty seconds is my limit...
- Sally: One day you'll learn that speed is no substitute for common sense.
- Sonic: Time's up! Snooze, ya loose; gotta cruise!
- Sally: Be careful, Sonic!
- Sonic: It's magic time!
- Sally: [Exasperated sigh.] Boys...
[Scene Change: Edge of the Forbidden Zone.]
- Snivley: I've found him, Doctor Robotnik.
- Robotnik: Then where is he?
- Snivley: Well, he was right...
- Guardian: [Interrupts.] Why have you summoned me?
- Robotnik: A little business proposition, my dear Guardian; one you might find rewarding.
- Guardian: I have no use for riches.
- [The Guardian turns to walk away.]
- Robotnik: Well, another kind of deal then. I...I want the location of Lazaar's lair. Name your price.
- Guardian: You intend harm to my master?
- Robotnik: Oh, you wound me, dear Guardian. I merely want to wake the grand wizard and honor his evilness. We have much in common.
- Guardian: Yes. I can see that. [Projects a holographic map.] You must enter the Forbidden Zone. Go alone; for only your metallic heart is evil enough to withstand the dangers. You have been warned.
[Scene Change: Outside Lazaar's lair]
- Robotnik: Proceed.
- [A Swat-Bot is crushed by a trap.]
- Robotnik: Hmm.
[Scene Change: Outside Lazaar's Lair.]
- Sonic: That is one ugly condo! Juice and jam time!
[Scene Change: Inside Lazaar's Lair.]
- [Sonic find the tunnel slitting into three tunnels, each with its own obstacles.]
- Sonic: Whoa! Whoa! Here's another nice mess! Which way? What's a hedgehog to do... Do I wanna get diced, charred, or crushed? Hmm....this is a tough one.
- [The Guardian attacks.]
- Sonic: Huh? Hey, watch it! Man! This guy has an attitude! Triple-S time!
[Scene Change: Lazaar's Inner Sanctum.]
- Robotnik: Since you won't be needing this anymore... [Grabs Lazaar's Computer] Sleep well, old boy.
[Scene Change: Inside Lazaar's Lair.]
- Sonic: Woah! Piece of cake... [sarcastic.] Nice bridge.
[Scene Change: Waterwheel, Knothole Village.]
- Rotor: Cool. Now tighten that screw, Bunnie.
- Bunnie: Sally, screwdriver please.
- Bunnie: [Notices that Sally had passed a hammer] My, my, I do declare Sally-girl; your mind is anywhere but--!
- Sally: Sorry. I'm worried about Sonic. If he wakes Lazaar...
- Bunnie: Now don't worry yourself none. That little sugar-hog is too quick for some sleepy old wizard.
- Sally: I hope you're right, Bunnie.
[Scene Change: Inside Lazaar's Lair.]
- Sonic: Nothing's easy anymore. Barbecued hedgehog is not my idea of fun. Cruisin' and bruisin' time!
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- Robotnik: Activate it, Snivley.
- Snivley: Yes, Sir.
- Lazaar's Computer: Enter command or "I" for spell index.
- Robotnik: The index, Snvley; quickly.
- Lazaar's Computer: Amulets, banishments, bones, cages, curses...
- Robotnik: What a lovely variety.
[Scene Change: Lazaar's Inner Sanctum.]
- Sonic: Huh?
- Lazaar: Another thief it is! My computer he comes to steal.
- Sonic: Who, me? No, no, no, no; I just took a wrong turn, so I'll be crusin'.
- Lazaar: Fast not so, little thief!
- [Lazaar traps Sonic in a magic bubble.]
- Sonic: Hey! Let me outta here!
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- Lazaar's Computer: ...ravens, rings, submission, slavery, teleports...
- Robotnik: Oh, that's it. Teleports. Exactly what I need.
- Lazaar's Computer: Name target.
- Robotnik: Sonic. The Hedgehog.
- Lazaar's Computer: Target out of range. Name target.
- Robotnik: Princess Sally.
- Lazaar's Computer: Confirm target.
- Robotnik: Affirmative.
- [Sally is teleported to Robotnik.]
- Sally: What happened? Where...?
- Robotnik: Take her!
- Sally: Robotnik...!
- Robotnik: Stop her!
- Sally: Gah! Get out of my face, Cluck!
- Robotnik: So nice of you to drop by, Princess.
- Sally: How did you do this, Robotnik?
- Robotnik: Oh, let's just say it's...it's magic.
- Sally: You found Lazaar's computer, didn't you?
- Robotnik: I cannot tell a lie, Princess. I did. [Ordering a Swat-Bot.] Secure her. A princess needs her lady-in-waiting wouldn't you say, Snivley?
- Snivley: Oh, yes, sir. Absolutely.
- Lazaar's Computer: Name target.
- Robotnik: Bunnie Rabbot.
- [Bunnie is teleported to Robotnik.]
- Bunnie: What the heck happened?
- Sally: Bunnie, run! RUN!
- [Bunnie smacks down the Swat-Bot and tries to free Sally.]
- Sally: Bunnie, just go. Go!
- Bunnie: You all should learn how to treat a lady!
- Robotnik: Stun her!
- [Bunnie is hit by the stun ray from a Laser Rifle.]
- Sally: You are a miserable creep, Robotnik!
- Robotnik: Why thank you, Princess.
[Scene Change: Inside Lazaar's Lair.]
- Lazaar: Using the magic he is.
- Sonic: Who's using the magic?
- Lazaar: I know not his name, but evil he is. Pure evil!
- Sonic:: Then it's Robotnik!
- Lazaar: Evil I was once...but dreamed for centuries I did. Regret the evil, I do.
- Sonic: Cool. So let me outta here.
- Lazaar: Release you? Why?
- Sonic: So I can stop Robotnik. Like you said, he's totally evil. No telling what he'll do with your magic.
- Lazaar: Promise first, you must.
- Sonic: Sure, anything. What?
- Lazaar: Find my computer. Return it you shall.
- Sonic: I promise. Now let me out.
- [Lazaar presses a button on his belt. Sonic is freed from the magic bubble.]
- Sonic: Yeah! Thanks. It's juice and jam time!
- [Lazaar presses a button on his belt. Sonic stops revving up.]
- Sonic: Man. Whadya do to me?
- Lazaar: Took your speed, little thief.
- Sonic: That's uncool! Why'd ya do that?
- Lazaar: Evil I was; ignorant I wasn't. [Chuckles.] Return it when your promise you keep.
- Sonic: No prob. But how do I get your computer without my speed?
- Lazaar: Brains you have; brains you must use.
- Sonic: Why does everything have to be so difficult?
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- Robotnik: Hmm. The submission spell sounds...so interesting, Snivley.
- Snivley: Yes, sir.
- [Bunnie is hit by the submission spell.]
- Bunnie: [Monotone] I await your orders, sir.
- Sally: [Softly] Oh, Bunnie...
- Robotnik: Bring the Princess.
- Sally: Bunnie. Listen to me. You have to fight the magic. Fight the magic!
- Robotnik: Enough!
- [Sally is hit by the submission spell.]
- Sally: [Monotone] How can I help you Dr. Robotnik?
[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]
- Sonic: Way to use the ol' brain. Whu-oh!
- [Sonic gets teleported to Robotnik.]
[Scene Change: Robotnik's headquarters.]
- Sonic: Sal? Bunnie? What are you guys doin' here?
- Robotnik: Ladies, if you please... Well, hedgehog...
- Sonic: Hey! What's going on?
- Robotnik: ...I have you at last.
- Sonic: What did you do to them, Robuttnik?
- Robotnik: I made them...obedient. Perhaps I should roboticize them. Starting with you. Princess!
- Sonic: Sal, hold up. Don't do this! Sal, it's me your best friend, your best bud... Your main squeeze.
- Sally: Shut your mouth, hedgehog!
- Roboticizer: Activating...dialing...
- Sonic: Sorry, Bunnie.
- Robotnik: Get him!
- [Sonic grabs Lazaar's Computer. Robotnik pushes one of the Swat-Bot's Laser Rifles away.]
- Robotnik: You'll hit the crystal!
- Sonic: This isn't good.
- Robotnik: Security, intruder alert, main lab!
- Lazaar: [Through spell computer] Up to you, little thief.
- Sonic: Sorry, Sal. [To Cluck.] Take a hike, bird brain! I'll take that. Now, girls...
- Sally: Sonic? What is going on?
- Bunnie: What in the high heavens are you doin' here?
- Sonic: Tell ya later. [Whispers.] Past cool, Lazaar.
- Bunnie: Um, can Ah make a little ol' suggestion?
- Sonic: We're all ears, Bunnie.
- Bunnie: Let's get the hip-hop outta here.
- [Bunnie trashes a SWATbot.]
- Robotnik: I despise that miserable hedgehog, Cluck. Despise him with all my metallic heart.
[Scene Change: Outside Lazaar's lair.]
- Lazaar: Well you did, little thief.
- Sonic: Stay with us, Lazaar. Join the Freedom Fighters.
- Lazaar: Here for Mobius it is bad. Guard it I must.
- Sally: Can't you destroy it?
- Bunnie: The girl has a point. If it's all so evil, why not just be rid of it?
- Lazaar: Release all the evil that would. A catastrophe it would be. Sonic, your speed I return.
- [Lazaar presses a button on his belt. Sonic gets his speed back]
- Lazaar: Luck to you, Sonic.
- Sonic: And to you Lazaar.
- [Lazaar and his lair disappear.]
- Sonic: We better juice.
- Bunnie: Music to my ears.
[Scene Change: Waterwheel, Knothole Village, night.]
- Rotor: Man, I'm glad you guys are back.
- Sally: So are we.
- Rotor: What happened?
- Sonic: It's a long story, bud.
- Bunnie: [Yawns.] And it will keep ‘til morning.
- Rotor: Well, this won’t. Check out the water wheel.
- [Rotor flips a switch and a light bulb turns on.]
- Sonic: That’s what you guys been working on??
- Sally: Yes. Isn’t it fantastic?
- Sonic: [Groans.]
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