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Shadowunleashed13

aka Burny!~

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22,544 Edits since joining this wiki
June 20, 2012
  • I live in a constant state of paranoia
  • I was born on August 2
  • My occupation is cooking completely legal substances at Los Pollos Hermanos
  • I am Snail Male
"Good morning!"
Bilbo Baggins
Burny!~
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Age I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Height Shorter than Yertle the Turtle, taller than a tarantula with a power washer... Yertle's cheating.
Weight It can't be that much on a strict diet of Doritos and Mtn Dew...
Eye color The hue of a lammergeier skillfully stalking its unaware prey.
Relationship status Dating the internet. I can do that, right?
Nice hair! :D Why thank you, I woke up like this~

From browsing this tropical utopia of articles and references and sources, users and blogs and drama, you have inevitably come across a certain specimen of editor, for you are in fact viewing his public profile. Shadowunleashed13 is the title bestowed upon this curious fellow, not by his parents, nor a superior, but instead by himself, for the purpose of hiding his true identity from those who would use it to his detriment. He has granted himself many such titles for personal use on his various peregrinations around faraway kingdoms and democracies and dictatorships, some of which include a home for random short sentences and the empire of the master race. As dictated by binomial nomenclature, Shadowunleashed13 is a member of pyro saurus, from which the word "pyrosaur" is derived; for this reason – as well as several others which need not be stated – we will refer to him as "Burny" in the future.

Our friendly neighborhood pyrosaur has quite a fascinating personality, which defies any label or consistency assigned to it. His grammar habits are a prime example of this capricious behavior, for he has none: one moment he may neglect capitalization and punctuation, or purposefully employ incorrect spelling, but the next tick of the clock brings out a well-versed gentleman with much improved speech. Occasionally rudeness or erratic bemusing remarks will arise; if you encounter such behavior, rest assured that this is only an amiable attempt at humor. The most prominent of Burny's few steadfast attributes is his well-intentioned soul, which means only to help whomever it may meet. Some have misinterpreted this attitude, which has led them to brand him a "suckup", although "socially adept" is a much more suitable term. Despite any ill treatment suffered by himself, he refuses to hold a grudge, choosing instead to forgive but not to forget. If his fellow man is mistreated, however, he will consider it his responsibility to right the wrong.

There was once a time when Burny was a revoltingly selfish creature; speaking without considering the effects of his words and acting without the slightest reflection upon the interests of others. That time has since passed, and our subject prefers not to remember this dismal period in his stay here, a decision which shall now be respected. Presently, he tends to stay active however he can, whether that means fixing redirects or correcting template usage, or contributing to forums, commenting on blogs, or stalking recent changes. Performing administrative work falls within his scope of responsibilities; as such he can be found deleting, moving, and blocking upon request or by himself.

If this brief introduction concerning Burny has somehow managed to pique your interest, you are welcomed to speak to him yourself.


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