Heard's Eggman's going on a diet.
I've been insulting Eggman about his weight and calling him fat jokes a lot lately. I learned he was tired of it and decided to start getting excercise and put himself on a strict diet. And he also plans to use weight loss drugs. I have an idea. I'll sabotage his routine with these weight gain drugs I found at the Station Square pharamacy and as a result, he'll simply get fatter.
It'll be a riot. Wish me luck.
-Sonic