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Me and a couple of friends are going to pull some pranks on Eggman tonight(he's evil, so he deserves it)
Hey, guys. Sonic the Hedgehog here. Well, tonight's the night. The night me, Tails, Knuckles, and Vector(he's good at pulling pranks, so I invited him)pull some pranks on Dr. RoBUTTnik(Eggman). This is top secret. DO NOT LET DR. EGGMAN SEE IT, OR THIS WHOLE INCENTIVE WILL BE RUINED!!! It's still in the planning stages, but here's what we have so far:
Put lots and lots and lots of salt in his ketchup so it will raise his blood pressure(like in Sonic for hire)
Put a Great white Shark in his pool
Plant an insanity chip in his robots, so they go completely insane and destroy his base(this comes last)
TP Eggman's base.
Place a gun in his hand and pour ketchup on his chest so it looks like he shot himself(Jerry did that to Tom in a Tom and Jerry cartoon once).
And that's about it so far. Vector will give us more ideas if he has any.
This is gonna be the best prank night EVAH!
-Sonic
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Sonic, i read some comments and i cant believe someone would doubt you. i will always believe in you. i bet that was shadow who called you a faker.
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Don't comment on old blogs
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Do you know where Mighty is?
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Sonic,teach Eggbutt a lesson he'll never forget! This maybe a stupid idea but you should get Tails to make a fake Megatron you guys can hide. Give to Eggman as a gift. When it is late at night you STRIKE! Make the fake Megatron be a robot. So,when Eggman is sleeping you could make fake Megs say,"Eggman, I am Megatron! One of these days I'll the decepticons lauch a full scale assult on you." (Eggman offends me! Just don't tell prime I helped you with this prank.)
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This is a nice one! Ring him up, ASAP. Tell him all about the Tails Doll Curse. Get him freaked. Then, when it gets dark, get a Tails plushie and stick a Tails Doll gem in it's head. String it up on a dark fishing rod, and when it gets dark, and he is either asleep or very stressed, get it out, hover it above/behind Eggman, and get Tails to say in his best Tails Doll voice, "Hello! Would you like to play?"
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That's not a bad idea. Unfortunatley, the prank day has already been done quite some time ago. But I'll add that in the next time I do it.
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nice pranks!can i borrow vector sometime?lol.
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Sure, if he'll let you.
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Write a blog about the New American Idol on his homepage, Typical
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i would go for prank calls
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Yup, 'Sonic' should of done that instead of vandalism.
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You don't even consider that since Eggman is indeed evil, so that makes him deserve it? Maybe the prank calls will be done next time.
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i don't know im kinda tired. i don't have too many great ideas.
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have tails reprogram his robots too do pranks on him. like t.p. him and through eggs at him.
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That episode consisted of Sonic to....well let's just say I can'y say it here.Anyways, the REAL Sonic would never do it for no reason.Even if he was doing something horrible, Sonic would never pull childish pranks on him.He would kick his butt and stop his evil plans
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Well guess what, I am the real eggman. Only that I sent a robot in to impersonate me in every way. whahahahaha!
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Whoa. I...can't believe you knew that. I made sure you don't read this. How did you find this blog anyway?
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I don't think he's the real Eggman, Sonic.I'll go get the real one!*knocks door on Eggman's base*
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That's an Eggman fan. Don't worry.
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No, I am actually THE Eggman.
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- pulls out bazooka Rambo style* DIE!!!!
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Don't comment on old blogs...
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Don't feed the trolls. Take my advice.
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Who? Me or 'Sonic'?
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He's most likely referring to 'Sonic', even though he's far from what I'd consider to be a legit troll.
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@Genesjs No, I mean, who is Cesar calling a troll me or 'Sonic'.
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Shut it Cesar, 'Sonic' is not a troll.
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Actually, vandalism would be if like someone put GRAFITI on someone's house, or ruined something on a website. This is pranks. Besides, it's Dr. Eggman. He's EVIL, so he deserves it.
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I'm not sure that if you "Plant an insanity chip in his robots, so they go completely insane and destroy his base" really counts as a prank.
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What about the gun and ketchup bit? Don't worry, he doesn't die. We just put ketchup on his chest and place a gun in his hand while he's sleeping so it LOOKS LIKE he shot himself.
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Vandalism is more than just Graffiti and ruining pages, its also ruining somebody's property and thats what YOU are doing!
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And, IMPERSONATOR FAIL, you misspelled "Graffiti"!
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.......The gun and ketchup bit is a prank, having his minions destroy his home is a beeet more than that.
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Indeed I am evil. But I have a reason to carry on with my my schemes.
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Looks like we got an Eggman to. *sigh*
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Oh no
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@Dreggmanrox1 I thought 58SlugDrones! said no more character impersonating.
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This sounds A LOT like VANDALISM and the REAL SONIC does not do vandalism because VANDALISM IS A CRIME!
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Boy, that was a fun night. Eggman never knew what hit him. Vector really does think of good pranks.
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good god, everytime 'sonic' makes a random comment on anything, I hear someone being murdered or killed
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@Wikia contributer Obiwan feels a billion lives scream in horror, and then......silence.
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lol...I guess.
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hi, sonic. did you see my comment? it's at the top
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Don't comment on old blogs
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I, doctor robotnik, have now seen your plan's and have made..... special preparation's to give you a "warm welcome" Mwahahahahahaha!
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NO I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!!
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YOU ARE NOT ROBOTNIK. THE ONLY WORDS THAT ROBOTNIK KNOWS IN ENGLISH ARE "NO WAY, I CANT BELiEVE THIS!"
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that make no sence ever
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you never played sonic adventure 1 did you?
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That's not true! He also says "Get a load of this!" alot.
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- cough* English versions *cough*
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sweet crispy jesus, everytime i see a new 'sonic' blog, i hear somewhere that over 68 innocent people being killed or murdered in many different ways
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Lol.
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Wow that was actually pretty dang hilarious.
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Agreed.Oh @Jake BTW ^Kik
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This is my last comment to "Sonic". So that means i wont feed him anymore.
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Your "announcement" is not needed thank you very much! Isolating a user by announcing it to the whole site? Shame on you.
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¬¬ Just don't feed the troll ('Sonic')
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He's not a troll.
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Meh
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Ok, YOU just did another annoying thing, 3 more I am going to stop paying attention to ALL of these DUMB Fakers! And also, YOU went OUT OF CHARACTER AGAIN because Sonic does not pull pranks on Robotnik!
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Gonna say something different now?
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Of course Sonic can play pranks on Eggman! You do not know what Sonic's character really is, Unregistered Contributor. You're just a troll who wants him gone right? Well, shame on you! How is it out of character got Sonic to play pranks on Eggman? He teases Eggman in every game. And he can play pranks on Knuckles. Have you now played Sonic Battle? You do not know Sonic's character do you?
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I'm not a troll. And I know Sonic's personality and I know he pulls pranks on Knuckles, but Sonic never pulled pranks on Robotnik, I don't own Sonic Battle because I don't play handhelds, and this fake Sonic's prank sounds like vandalism to me.
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Vandalism is like ruining other people's property.
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@58SlugDrones Yeah, that's what I mean, he is ruining Robotnik's property.
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Good for you, Jim.
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lol
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Do not call him "Jim". Not sure if you're aware, but due to a certain issue that occured yesterday I've given out a warning to users to not call 'Sonic' anything he doesn't want to be called, and "Jim" seemed to be one of the names that was upsetting him. So, heed this warning, or I'll ban Users for harassment charges.
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Well what are we supposed to call him? Because i'm not calling him Sonic anymore. He's never in character at all and i'm done pretending he's the true blue hero i know.
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Just call him what he wants to be called. But if you have problems even then, then simply don't speak to 'Sonic' anymore.
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Meh.
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Can i call him Bob?
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Jake, you heard me. And don't give me a "meh", unless you support the idea of harassing other users by calling them names they don't wish to be called?
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Double standards, mwahahaha.
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It's not that. I just refuse to call him Sonic. Therefore, i need something else to address him by.
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I'm not going to repeat myself.
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So i can call him Bob?
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I'm becoming very tempted to ban you right now for demonstrating poor listening skills.
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"You may call him MURRAY!"
(explanation for uninitiated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9xLoTXC5fk)
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I'm being serious. I understand what you said but i'm not trying to be mean to him. I simply refuse to call him Sonic so i need something else to call him.
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"Just call him what he wants to be called. But if you have problems even then, then simply don't speak to 'Sonic' anymore."
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I'm going to take Morph's sugestion. Because as I have said before, I REFUSE TO CALL HIM SONIC!
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Quit calling me Jim, Sala. It's SONIC! S.O.N.I.C. Can you spell that?
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He can say Sonic and spell it. But you're NOT SONIC! So we shall take Morph's advice and call you Murray for now on.
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... Really not exactly what I meant.
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Well whatever you meant, it was a good solution.
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You keep forgetting its Jim the Doodoohead. But oh well. He seems to think his name's Sonic so let's just call him that.
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You can call him that but I refuse to give this faker the title of Sonic. To me, his name is Murray.
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Well you weren't here yesterday were you? Because I started calling him names (and got pretty good at comebacks, he called me "Randy the Poopface" which was pretty good) and finally got kicked out of this wiki for a day (in other words I was banned for 24 hours). I don't think you want that to happen. Of course, I was so naturally drunk yesterday and laughing at everything that happened that I barely even noticed I got banned and ended laughing at it and thinking it was funny. I still sorta think it's funny actually... but I was just going down to my level 1 maturity level last night because that happens a lot with me.
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I think that's a Star Trek refrence. Like Mcoy always saying stuff like "He's dead Jim" and what Sala said "Good for you Jim".
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I made up the Jim thing you know.
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I called him Jim because 'Sonic' is getting on people's nerves with his acting out of character, but not actually breaking any rules. So, let's see if he can take what he dishes out. There's nothing wrong with calling him Jim, it's not like it's an offensive name, therefor it doesn't technically break any rules.
For every time he acts out of character, I will call him Jim.
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Please, don't start a flamewar...
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I never have, nor at any point had, any intentions of starting a flamewar. Immaturity and reactive thinking gets people nowhere, so my new plan is to calmly react to every misdeed performed against the character I grew up with and love by referring to the source of it as "Jim".
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Where the heck did that nickname ever come from?? It doesn't make any darn sense! Wait, is it from Star Trek?
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It's not from Star Trek. It's just a random, harmless name.
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How many times do I have to tell you, to STOP CALLING ME JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's right. Let's call him Kirk. (joking, here)
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No it's Jim the Dodo or Jim the Doodoohead. How many times do I have to say this? But again, he wants to be called what he thinks his name is (but obviously he's not thinking hard enough and doesn't notice he's not actually Sonic... lame), so just call him Sonic or 'Sonic'.
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Rainbow...Gen banned you for a reason and told you to think about your mistake while you were gone...obviously you didn't listen.
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Yes I listened. I just told everyone to call him 'Sonic' or else they're a goner (well I didn't say that part but...) but I corrected them and said it's "Jim" if you want to call him something different.
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You keep insisting that the "alternate name" is something a little more than just "Jim"
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Teehee yep. Jake wants his name to be Kirk.
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Just call me Sonic. Stop making up names for me. Please. PLEASE STOP!!!!! TAKE FEEDBACK!! I don't want to be called anything else. Why can't you accept that?
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I don't want to be involved. I didn't really do anything.. just the refrence. If I did, sorry.
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I'm not a fan of the name "Jim".Anyways, just call this faker "Sonic" and he will be quiet(hopefully)
