aka a loser obsessed with Amy Rose

  • I live in Georgia
  • I was born on August 3
  • My occupation is Geddy Lee's personal chef
  • I am on the road to adventure
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    my shipfic

    April 1, 2016 by Bunkers8399

    WE'RE GOIN ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVE ROCKETSHIP (oh wait, wrong ship)

    IT'S YOURS FOR ONLY $19.99, JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING (oh wait, wrong ship)

    Amy x A Carton of Orange Juice

    the day was Decembruary 45th. here we see our hero Ermee sitting in her home in Houston with the pitter patter of Mountain Dew rain on the window eating fish sticks and watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

    "Oh boy! Here comes the part where they're dancing to Jump On It!" she says excitedly.

    Suddenly before the music (which we can't let you listen to because Derek Savage instituted a new copyright law) plays, Will Smith stops and turns towards the viewer. Carlton (played by the lovely Alfonso Ribiero) asks him "You can't break the fourth wall, well not yet anyways" but W…

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    Going to Texas

    July 1, 2015 by Bunkers8399

    Alright, so I will be out for a week, as I'm going to Texas tomorrow to visit my grandma and my cousins. WiFi is kinda scarce out there, so you won't see me on.

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