WE'RE GOIN ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVE ROCKETSHIP (oh wait, wrong ship)
IT'S YOURS FOR ONLY $19.99, JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING (oh wait, wrong ship)
Amy x A Carton of Orange Juice
the day was Decembruary 45th. here we see our hero Ermee sitting in her home in Houston with the pitter patter of Mountain Dew rain on the window eating fish sticks and watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Oh boy! Here comes the part where they're dancing to Jump On It!" she says excitedly.
Suddenly before the music (which we can't let you listen to because Derek Savage instituted a new copyright law) plays, Will Smith stops and turns towards the viewer. Carlton (played by the lovely Alfonso Ribiero) asks him "You can't break the fourth wall, well not yet anyways" but Will responds with "I have an important message for everyone out there on this particular World Character Shipping Day. Everyone out there says you're an OTP with someone else. That carton of orange juice that you left sitting on the kitchen counter? In someone else's eyes, you're in love with that."
It turns out there was a carton of orange juice sitting on the counter, next to some Rush CDs. She remembered how Sonic moved to Cincinnati so he'd be as far away from her as humanly possible, but she knew how to get there from South Texas. So she took what Will Smith said into consideration by picking up the carton of orange juice and saying "Listen, I know you have a rough life, as people drink the contents of you. You're lucky if you end up in the recycling bin instead of the garbage can, but I'm not here to do that." Without another word, they went out to a nice dinner at Red Lobster, then drove 2 hours to Six Flags Fiesta Texas to spend a day on the rollercoasters. They also met Hank Hill and got a picture with him and his friends. All was well until they got home and found the place completely trashed, with a note from none other than Sammy Harbors saying "I FRICKIN' WARNED YOU, AMY". It turns out that he wanted her to reconcile with Sonic. They all order a pizza, watch season 6 of Thomas the Tank Engine, and no one lived happily ever after. DAS ENDE.