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Here come some more slap-on-the-face puns that will make you want to jump off a twenty-second-storey balcony and land on a cactus! Here goes!

1. If a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

2. Once you've seen the shopping centre,


3. (credit to LeiaDrawsAnime) Nothing really mattress, couldn't chair less.

4. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!

5. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

6. I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure.

7. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

8. I don't like tops of stairs.They always bring me down.

9. He drove his expensive car into the tree and found out how Mercedes bends.

10. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

11. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

12. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

14. When the cannibal showed up late to lunch, they gave him the cold shoulder.

15. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Take some deep breaths, and go drink some water. The horrible puns are finished- FOR NOW.

Leave a comment and let me know if I missed any horrible puns. Have a nice day!