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  • Moleman9000

    VIDEO VERSION HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPAVrl9Ab8U

    Original lyrics post: [1]


    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

    …SALLY ACORN…

    …VS…

    …MEGA MAN!!!

    BEGIN!

    Mega Man: Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
    So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
    I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
    For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
    I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
    While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
    What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
    He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
    The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
    In the original games, you don't f**king exist! You're the Mary Sue creation of a bunch of stupid DiCs,
    And I'd sooner be defeated by Sandy Cheeks!
    You're a mistake…











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