- Note: This is all a joke put on the main page a while ago, then deleted for humor. Read at your own risk
Fans realize something and fall apart; and Sonic the Hedgehog would be ruined FOREVER.
Fortunately, there is hope: Part of the Sonic fanbase has resolved to remain ever vigilant against something that could Ruin Sonic Forever, and call out a warning if they see something that could potentially do so.
Some Sonic conservationists suggest a more extreme approach, that the Sonic franchise should abandon all attempts at re-invention and instead cater exclusively to the old-school collectors. Though attractive, this approach may prove impractical as a long-term solution.
Ruined Forever remains a serious threat to Sonic now and in the foreseeable future, …Read more >