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Hey everyone Tails6000 here bringing an after-halloween story, based off a huge turn of events of a camp fire, and a past story at the master emerald, equalling two versions, both hhaveing different events,and one having it 30 years later.

Version 1

Twister;So I got a good campfire story you should all hear, about the uhh.. Hat Flinging Stasher

Sonic and others: the hash slinging slasher?

Twister:That Hat Flinging Stasher

Sonic:the rat singing, the flat dinging, the fat slinging, slinging.. the the bat binging. uhhh?

Twister:...yes, the hat flinging stasher. but they just call him the ha- UWAAAAA as thats all they have o say before he GETS THEM!

Sonic:TELL US THE STORY

Twister:Years ago, at the very campsite, the hat flinging stasher was a partol man, just...like....you, only clumsier and one night when he was locking the bathrooms, it happened

Sonic: he forgot to use the bathroom

Twister:No

Sonic:Didn't wash his hands

Twister:No

Sonic:Forgot to fill the soap squirters?

Twister;NO! He cut his hand with the door by ,istake, so he replaced it, with a rusty car key, and then he was hit by a car, and at his funeral they fired him, and every...what day is it?

Sonic:tuesday.

Twister:Tuesday night, the ghost of the hat finging stasher comes back here, for his horrible vengance.

Sonic:How will we know?

Twister:There are 3 signs of the approach of the hat flinging tasher, first the fire will suddenly go out. Next there will be a ring on your cell hpone and there will be no body there, lastly, the hat flinging stasher comes from the ghost of the car that ran him over. and he slowly approaches the tent! And you know what happens next?

Sonic:What?

Twister:You sure you want to know?

Sonic:What.

Twister:You really want to know?

Sonic:WHAT WHAT WHAT DOES HE DO!?!

Twister: HE GETS YA! *pokes sonic making him scream*

Twister:You know you can't have a car key for a and right?

Sonic:Duh, so you were joking?

Twister:Yes.

  • later that night*

Sonic is busy pitching up the tent and hears strange noises

Twister:Isn't this great sonic? Theres no time to watch the trees during the day.

Sonic:Wow, thats for sure *like suddenly goes off* Very funny Twister

Twister:What?

Sonic:and the fire will suddenly go off just like the story I get it.

Twister:How'd ya do it without using the bucket?

Sonic:I don't know *cellphone rings* yes what hello? hello...hello?

Twister:Nice try sonic

Sonic:Nice try what?

Twister:Your phone will ring, are there will be no one there... boy you crack me up

Sonic:Twister I'm not doing this! Okay there was..the fire,then the phone, and...the trees will grow green moss! Oh wait they always do that, but what was that third thing

  • a shadow approaches the campsite holding a key, possibly the hat flinging tasher*

Sonic:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE SASH RINGING, THE THE FLASH SINGING, THE MASH PA PA PINGING

Twister:THE HAT FLINGNG STASHER *starts crying*

Sonic:AT LAST YOU UNDERSTAND, WERE DOOMED

Twister:No thats not it, it just makes me so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress as a ghostly patrol man, and stand at the other side of the spot, just to entertain me, You must really like me.

Sonic:Twister there are 2 problems with your theory, 1 I hate you, and 2 how could that be me when I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!

  • guy taps tree with key hand*

Twister:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

both:THE HAT FINGING STASHER

Twister:GET AWAY GET AWAY, OH NO HE'S GONNA LOCK ME! GET AWAY!

Sonic:TWISTER NO MATTER WHAT I SAID, I ALWAYS SORT OF LIKED YOU!

Twister:SONIC I USED YOUR SHOE TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!

Sonic:huh?

Twister:GET AWAY YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE

Knuckles:What are you 2 talking about I just got here.

Twister:how was your drive?

Sonic:Wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the car? then who put out the fire?

  • all look at a wall with the bucket*

all:Nosferatu!

Version 2 The Guard Stomping Masher

Speedy:Its a quiet night isn't it knuckles?

Knuckles:Yeah, times like these remind me of a story my father once told me, called the Guard Stomping Masher

Speedy:Tell me the story.

Knuckles:Years ago, at this very alter, the guard stomping masher used to be a guardian, just like me...ONLY CLUMSIER

Speedy;Wow

Knuckles:And one night, when she was watching the emerald, it happened.

Speedy:She forgot to add a trap?

Knuckles:no

Speedy:Forgot to wash her hands?

Knuckles:No

Speedy:irreagular plans?

Knuckles:NO!!! She cut her hand off with a tree by mistake! So she relaced it, with a rusty knife, and then she was hit by a car, and at her funeral, they passed it on to her son!!! and now every...what day is it?

Speedy:Tuesday

Knuckles:TUESDAY night...the ghost of the guard stomping masher will gain, her horrible vengeance.

Speedy:How will we know?

Knuckles:There are 3 signs of the approach of the guard stomping masher. first, the light will flicker on and off, next your cell phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.And last the guard stomping masher arrives in the car that ran her over, then she sloowly approaches the ALTER!!! And you know what she does next?

Speedy;WHAT WHAT WHAT DOES SHE DO!?!

Knuckles;SHE GETS YA!

Speedy:....neat story

Knuckles:I know thanks.

later that same night


Knuckles is guarding while he hears strange noises only to show speedy upside down cleaning the ceiling

Speedy:Isn't this great knuckles, theres no time to wash the ceiling during the day

Knuckles:Wow, that is sure right *light flickers on and off* very funny speedy

Speedy:What?

Knuckles:and the lights will flicker on and off just like the story, I get it.

Speedy:How come your doing it without the switch?

Knuckles:I'm not doing it, must be the emerald. *cellphone rings* yes what hello? hello...hello?

Speedy:Nice try knuckles

Knuckles:Nice try what?

Speedy:Your phone will ring, and there will be no one there. boy you crack me up

Knuckles:Speedy I'm not doing this, ok there was..the lights *lights flicker* and the phone *cellphone rings* then...THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN MOSS! oh wait the always do that

  • car drives up to the alter*

Knuckles:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speedy:The Guard Stomping Maser *starts crying*

Knuckles:AT LEAST YOU UNDERSTAND..WERE DOOMED!

Speedy:No, thats not it, it just makes me so touched that you'd come to the trouble to dress like a ghostly guardian and stand on the other side of the alter, just to entertain me, you must really like me.

Knuckles:Speedy there is 2 problems with that theory, 1 I hate you, and 2 how can that be me when I'm standing RIGHT HERE!!!

  • the figure approaches*

Speedy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Both:THE GUARD STOMPING MASHER

Speedy:OH NO OH NO, OH SHE'S GONNA MASH ME, GET WAWAY!

Knuckles:SPEEDY NO MATTER WHAT I AID, I ALWAYS SORT OF LIKED YOU

Speedy:KNUCKLES I USED YOUR KNUCKLE SPIKE TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!!

Knuckles:huh?

Lara:GUYS ITS JUST ME!!!

Speedy:....wait..if that was you on the phone and you on the car? then who was lfickering the lights?

Knuckles:Oh, it was a HEDGEHOG that was guardian.

Speedy:so were not safe?

Knuckles:yeah.

  • a hedgehog silhouette comes to the alter*

All other them:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speedy:ITS THE GUARD STOMPING MASHER

Knuckles:SPEEDY NO MATTER WHAT I SAID I ALWAYS SORT OF LIKED YOU

Speedy:KNUCKLES I USED YOUR KNUCKLE SPIKE TO UNCLOG MY TOILET AGAIN!

Lara:SPEEDY I ALWAYS KEPT MY LOVE FOR YOU A SECRET!

Speedy:really?

Silver:pfft, HAHAHA that was a classic, oh well thats all for tonight folks.