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Twister:Good day this is the christmas post gone early today you can play this at christmas parties or to yourself on christmas eve when theirs nothing else to do


Speedy:Yeah, and you thought I wasn't on this part


Twister:Oh I guaranteed you'd be on


  • angels do a small long note*


Twister:This is our christmas song if you have no idea to give a friend fopr Christmas


Speedy:there is a lot of ideas in here so listen and don't get stuck also thats me on the organ

Twister:Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a cola

Speedy:On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola. (Okay...) On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French toast,

Speedy:Two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola. (Okay...)

Speedy:There should be more there, right?

Twister:Where? On the... go.

Speedy:Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds of backbacon,

Twister:Three French toast,

Speedy:Two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola.

Speedy:In a tree. See, you need more.

Twister:Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden hats!

Speedy:Four pounds of backbacon,

Twister:Three French toast,

Speedy:Two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola, what was it?

Together:In a tree!

Twister:Okay, on the sixth... go.

Speedy:Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of ammo,

Twister & BG Singers Five golden hats!

Speedy:Four pounds of backbacon,

Twister:Three French toast,

Speedy:Two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola,

Together:In a tree!

Twister:Okay.

Speedy:Okay.

Twister:On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of chocolate,

Speedy:(Nice gift...) Oh, six packs of ammo! (BG Singers also sing "nice gift".)

Twister & BG Singers:Five golden hats!

Speedy:Four pounds of backbacon,

Twister:Three French toast,

Speedy:Two hooded shirts,

Twister:And a cola,

Together:In a tree!

Twister:Right, I keep forgetting.

Speedy:Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for us!

Twister:Um...

Speedy:Go, Prower.

Twister:Oh.

Together:Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Speedy:Eight comic books,

All:Seven packs of chocolate, six packs of ammo, (Twister and Speedy become unsynchronized with the BG Singers, and quit singing.)

BG Singers Five golden hats! Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two hooded shirts,

All And a cola,

Speedy:On my tree!

Twister:Yeah. That cola's empty. Okay. Day,

BG Singers Twelve!

Twister:Uh, twelve.

Speedy:Good day, and welcome to day twelve.

BG Singers Five golden hats!

All Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two hooded shirts, and a cola, in a tree!

Twister:Beauty, eh?

Speedy:Where'd you learn to do that?

Twister:Uh, albums.

Speedy:Boy. So, like, that's our song, Merry Christmas...

Twister:Merry Christmas!

Speedy:And good day!

Twister:Good day, everybody. Happy New Year, too. Sheesh. Okay, you know what you left out?

Speedy:What?

Twister:Donuts - I told you to get me donuts! Either on the ninth day or the tenth day, or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts!

Speedy:Okay, the song's over.

Twister:But I want...

Speedy:Merry Christmas, everybody!

Twister:Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts.

Speedy:So, go out to the stores, and get some presents.