WARNING: I'm only using fan characters for giggles! I am not stealing.
Neo: *mumbling* Stupid government.... Telling me I owe 1,000,000 rings in property and citizen damage.
Sonic: Hey, Neo.
Sonic: So... What are you doing?
Neo: I need to contact my other dimensional self. I gotta talk to him about something.
Sonic: How are you gonna do that?
Neo: With the inter-dimensional transporter.
Sonic: Sometimes, I think you're insane.
Neo: Yeah. Wait.... How did you get in?
Sonic: Don't remember your party? We were hiding in your house when the fireworks were finished.
- punk rock plays*
Shadow: Neo! WE RAN OUT OF BEER! Wait... There's more!
Shelly: THIS IS AWESOME! Come on, Jezz!
Jezz: Oh, God. Whoa!
- indistinct conversations*
Sonic: You even invited Egg-salad?
Eggman: *grunts while dancing* YOU CAN'T STOP THIS!!!
Neo: Yes. Yes, I did.
- glass breaking*
Tails: GUYS, EVERYBODY'S HERE!
Other Party Guests: PARTY!!!
Neo: Awesome! Come, everybody. Let's party!
Other Party Guests: YEAH! PARTY!
- Party Rock Anthem plays*
5 HOURS LATER...
Neo: Okay, Stayx! Launch the 'sidekick'!
Stayx: On it! *Zaps fireworks*
Neo: This is the big finale! I've loaded the whole state with fireworks! *laughs psychoticly*
Neo: I press the button to celebrate Labor Day! *presses button*
Sonic: What the fu- *screams*
- flashback ends*
Neo: So that's why I had to pay 1,000,000 rings in property and citizen damage..... Sonic. *cocks gun*
Sonic: Neo? *chuckles nervously*
Neo: *screams while shooting* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Sonic: *screams* IT DOESN'T TICKLE! *cries*