Zion: Well, isn't this unbelievable. I'm filming this idiot posing as Scout from the TF2 series.
Neo: Just take the footage. We need to get this up on the wiki since you signed up.
Zion: Fine.. Take 1 in 3... 2... 1... ACTION!
- TF2 Music*
Neo: Well, isn't this suprising... Do you have any idea who you're talkin' to?
*2 hours earlier*
ShadowUnleashed: *eats sandwich* (Russian accent) Mmm... Yummy sandvich...
Neo: *taps ShadowUnleashed on the head*
ShadowUnleashed: (Russian accent) Hmm? Who's there? *looks at Neo*
Neo: Hello, Mr. Admin.... -_-
Neo: Do you know any idea who I am?
*Time snap.. again.*
ShadowUnleashed: (Russian accent) YOUR BLOOD WILL BE ALL OVER!
Neo: NOT BEFORE I WHACK YOU WITH MY GOD FORSAKEN BAT!
Neo: Seriously: Kinda of a big deal.
ShadowUnleashed: Stop... Choking... Me....
Neo: Put a sandwich in it, admin!
Neo: *looks at his muscles* Yeah, that's beautifiul. Heh.
ShadowUnleashed: *grabs Neo* There. Now, it's MY turn.
Neo: NEVER! *whacks ShadowUnleashed with flyswatter*
ShadowUnleashed: OW! Who have you been hanging out with? Shelly?
Neo: Yes. MY turn now... *takes out baseball bat*
Shadow Unleashed: Aw, crap.
Neo: You're listening? Okay:
Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and editors.. I hurt people.
ShadowUnleashed: I'm going to kill you!
Neo: *hits ShadowUnleashed with baseball bat* Boink!
Future Neo: I'm a force of nature...
Neo: *hits S.U. again* BONK!
Future Neo: If you were from were I was from, you'd be freaking dead.
ShadowUnleashed: My... sandwich....
Neo: DIE, SUCKER!!! * jumps off building and whacks S.U. in the head*
* FINAL TIME SNAP!*
Neo: And that's why I gonna start eating this sandwich. OMNOMNOM! *swallows sandwich*
ShadowUnleashed: I... hate... you....